In this dystopian yarn set in the near-future California, we get a dialog between a politician and his assistant about some economic issues.

Writing satire is becoming increasingly difficult. In order for it to not be confused with straight political drama, or the transcript of a Project Veritas recording, you really have to push it over the top.

“Arnie wondered if there could be a relationship between the decreasing income and increasing number of wealthy people and businesses leaving the state. He made a mental note to set up a committee to investigate.”

“No politician has ever lied to the public and I don’t intend to start. Trust me.”

Can’t you just picture Leslie Nielsen deadpanning lines like those? Those are just two of a cluster that got increasingly funny until I was literally laughing out loud.

And yet…in a few more months, this particular satire might be indistinguishable from reality, too.

This tale can also be found in Appalling Stories 4.