President Donald Trump issued a statement after the Senate acquitted him on a 57-43 vote. Here’s my running commentary:

“I want to first thank my team of dedicated lawyers and others for their tireless work upholding justice and defending truth.”

Gadzooks! What legal team are you talking about? They fit the pattern of the typical incompetent backstabbing snakes you surrounded yourself with as President. This reminds me of your victory speech in 2016 when you said we owe Hillary “a debt of gratitude.”

“My deepest thanks as well to all of the United States Senators and Members of Congress who stood proudly for the Constitution we all revere and for the sacred legal principles at the heart of our country.”

Speaking of backstabbing snakes… now you allegedly feel gratitude to the RINO cowards and traitors because they finally pulled their knives out of your back. Stood proudly for the Constitution????? Where have you been for the last few months? Years?

“Our cherished Constitutional Republic was founded on the impartial rule of law, the indispensable safeguard for our liberties, our rights and our freedoms.”

Cherished by who, exactly? Men like me, okay. But there’s damn few of us. And there’s NONE in Congress. But cherishing something which has been stripped of its last fragment of power is something we have to get over. It obviously safeguards nothing anymore.

“It is a sad commentary on our times that one political party in America is given a free pass to denigrate the rule of law, defame law enforcement, cheer mobs, excuse rioters, and transform justice into a tool of political vengeance, and persecute, blacklist, cancel and suppress all people and viewpoints with whom or which they disagree.”

Ya think?

“I always have, and always will, be a champion for the unwavering rule of law, the heroes of law enforcement, and the right of Americans to peacefully and honorably debate the issues of the day without malice and without hate.”

Apparently the rule of law doesn’t cover election integrity. It sure as hell wasn’t anywhere to be seen this past summer, either. You had the Executive authority (and precedent, since our sham “justice” system loves that so much) to intervene in both cases and re-establish the rule of law. You let domestic enemies run out the clock.

“This has been yet another phase of the greatest witch hunt in the history of our Country. No president has ever gone through anything like it, and it continues because our opponents cannot forget the almost 75 million people, the highest number ever for a sitting president, who voted for us just a few short months ago.”

Those people are suffering, and will suffer much more, because you could have acted; but didn’t.

“I also want to convey my gratitude to the millions of decent, hardworking, law-abiding, God-and-Country loving citizens who have bravely supported these important principles in these very difficult and challenging times.”

Finally some gratitude in the right direction. But actions speak louder than words, Mr. President. We the People pay our public servants to uphold the principles you speak of. They take our money and shit all over those principles every day. And you never stopped them. Maybe it was impossible for one man to stop them (especially when he surrounds himself with vermin dedicated to the destruction of those principles). We loved you for trying. But you didn’t try very hard there at the end, did you?

“Our historic, patriotic and beautiful movement to Make America Great Again has only just begun. In the months ahead I have much to share with you, and I look forward to continuing our incredible journey together to achieve American greatness for all of our people. There has never been anything like it!”

I bet you’ve got a great game plan for the Chiefs to beat the Buccaneers, too. And a fantastic floor plan for the deck furniture on the Titanic.

Pardon my Hopium deficiency, but the policy changes/decisions being made now because of your extinction-level punt will make America Venezuela. What’s your plan for our incredible journey? Does it involve free and fair elections?

“We have so much work ahead of us, and soon we will emerge with a vision for a bright, radiant, and limitless American future.”

There’s gonna be work alright. And we even have a choice: slave labor or a bloody civil war. Pardon me for seeing some limitation in that.

“Together there is nothing we cannot accomplish.”

Really? I can think of something. But then we weren’t really together, were we?

The death of liberty isn’t such a big deal to a wealthy Boomer with a stash of Golden Parachutes, I guess.

“We remain one People, one family, and one glorious nation under God, and it’s our responsibility to preserve this magnificent inheritance for our children and for generations of Americans to come.”

Now you’re just rubbing our faces in it. Exactly how clueless are you?

“May God bless all of you, and may God forever bless the United States of America.”

Yeah, about that…

Of course the die-hard Q followers are gonna tell me this is all part of “the plan.” And for sure, there is some stuff going on that just doesn’t add up. But exactly how long are we supposed to “trust the plan”? A few more months? A few more years? After all the Deplorables are either murdered or locked in reeducation camps?

I dared to hope. But until they are proven to be lying, I will believe my eyes now.

Prove me wrong, somebody. Please prove me wrong. Meanwhile, I will (REDACTED).