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SAFREN (Alpha Agogex) by Infamous

Editor’s Note: VP has a treat for you today. The Infamous Gio has been working on some fiction of his own, and is sharing one of the companion pieces to the fantasy novel he is involved with. This story is a lighthearted, amusing departure, stylistically, from the other work in the developing Agogex canon.

Even though SAFREN: Alpha Agogex belongs to the same fantasy universe written under the pseudonym of Abigail Lakewood, the direction Gio decided to take this concept was quite different from the other stories. 

Here, the narrator and the main character are one and the same. However, Safren the Narrator, unlike Safren the MC, is not bound by space, time, culture, or language. This is part of the creative liberty Gio took in order to create a narrative of fantasy filled with comedic undertones. 

This is NOT chick lit, but it is fantasy/pulp ‘disguised’ as such. We might say, at best, that it has chick lit tropes in a fantasy setting. Safren does not represent a ‘girl boss’ role model for ambitious, independent women. In fact, Safren was originally conceived as a villain for the story Scars: An INFAMOUS Legend, but there was something special about her demeanor, and Gio decided she should have her own adventures. However, in order to make this villain compelling enough on her own, he had to immerse her in a world where comedy and satire could coexist within the fantasy setting.

Some may ask why Safren speaks differently as the narrator than as the MC. When you read ‘Safren the narrator’ you’re reading her thoughts, you’re reading her soul. She is not actually speaking to another character or doing an interview.

A series of short stories/episodes is being created. Each can be enjoyed as a stand-alone tale, even  knowing little to nothing about Agogex, or Carriala, or the New National Religious Doctrine.

Some of the dialogue and character interactions, you might notice, read kinda’ like a superhero comic book, rather than a classic fantasy novel (particularly when it comes to the villains). That, again, is intentional, because of the overall goal to create a more contemporary, pop culture icon.

Hope you enjoy,

Hank.

SAFREN

Alpha Agogex

 

Introduction

 

“Agogé Safren! You inspire, yes? Your momma and papa proud of you, yes?” Agogex head trainer Mirix takes her helmet and gloves off while the other Agogex trainers push the other young girls aside to make room until only the head trainer and Safren are left facing each other. Murmurs can be heard all around.

“You strong, you fast, you Agogé!” Mirix says, inviting Safren to attack her. 

Yes, that was me. I was 16 years old at the time, and on that day I received a major whooping from our head trainer Mirix for simply being the best in my group and for squatting more weight than probably even she herself was able to squat at her ripe age of… well, who knows? Old.

I think that was a 28-stone boulder I was hoisting (close to 400 pounds). But I can’t quite recall. I’m not sure any 16-year-old Agogex ever lifted that boulder before, let alone squat it for reps. In hindsight, I wouldn’t be surprised if the beating I received was not so much a lesson in humility as rather an outer manifestation of Mirix’s brittle ego, unable to deal with the fact that an Agogex of my age was that ‘stupid strong’.

But that seems to be the story of my life after all: the more I excelled the more backlash and retaliation I seemed to receive. Our enemies always tried to kill me on the battleground. My fellow Agogex always hoped I would get killed on the battleground… or worse. If you’ve never been to the Eastern front lines fighting the barbaric hordes, you should know the only thing those cavemen love more than killing an Agogex is to capture one alive. I’ll let you figure out the rest.

But I truly believe jealousy from other lesser specimens was indeed my worst enemy in life, not foreign invaders. When you are the strongest, fastest, and brightest of the bunch, you don’t make many friends, but you sure make a whole lot of enemies and haters.

My name is Agogex Safren, daughter of the legendary Carrialan warrior Mouslenix Dottir. I come from a family of military leaders going back generations—to the times before the last Holy War, when giants still roamed among us. I was born to lead and bred to conquer… and to kill.

I am the ALPHA AGOGEX.

Trouble in Komirn

1

“Are you getting along with the others?” 

That would be Father asking me that question. He is the legendary Carrialan warrior Mouslenix Dottir of the Dottir dynasty. He has a great reputation for leading military campaigns in the Eastern borders of Carriala against the barbaric invaders. His heroic feats are known throughout the country, and one time he slew an entire platoon of 50 barbarians single-handedly after all other Carrialan soldiers had been slaughtered. 

“Agogé fear me. Those who not fear me just hate me,” I answer.

“That is quite normal, my dear daughter, when you are better than the rest. I had to go through a similar experience myself, climbing up the ranks of the Carrialan military hierarchy. Always some private talking behind my back out of spite and jealousy.

Don’t let it get to you, Safren darling, as they are only admitting to their inferiority. They realize they will always be second-best, and it gnaws at their souls.”

Gotta love Dad. He has always been so supportive of my military career in the Agogex caste. He and Mom always told me the story of how elated they were to find out their baby had been selected by the gods to be Agogex. Tears of joy ran for days, and my Mom picked the name Safren from the legendary she-giant who roamed the lands before all giants disappeared. 

Oh, you didn’t know? I descend from Safren the Giant herself from Mother’s side! Of course, neither I nor Mom are 12-feet tall due to the mixing of blood throughout many generations, but there is definitely giant DNA in us. Both my Mom and I are naturally much larger and stronger than the average woman, even without dark potions. And just look at my freakin’ legs! They’re huge! Those, my friends, are definitely giant legs! I can never find trousers that fit me properly because of those ‘tree trunks’, and wherever I go, people always stare at them as if they were actually staring at a giant from the old days.

“I angry when Agogé trainers want to chastise me for being better than others.” I said to my father. “They not reward me for doing better, they punish.”

“Daughter, let me explain something to you. People like me and you will never have an easy life. You have giant blood from your mother and Dottir warrior blood from me. Add whatever enhancing concoxions the Patrarchons are giving you in the mix, and you get an unstoppable force of nature that all fear, including the highest ranked Agogex. 

Do not let that discourage you, because YOU have control, not them.” As he says those words he reaches out and holds my chin with his thumb and index fingers, lifting up my head and looking me straight into my eyes. “Look at you, Safren. You have perfect skin complexion, perfect hair, a bone structure that would be the envy of the gods themselves. In fact, you are like a god made flesh in all regards. You are stronger, faster, wiser, and braver than any man, woman, or Agogex that ever lived. You were meant to succeed where everybody else would fail. It might seem a curse to you right now, but it is not. Trust the words I am saying to you!”

Wow, when dad wants to give me an epic pep talk he can really outdo himself, can’t he! The truth is, he knows exactly how things go in camp. He is in close contact with the Agogex captains and trainers due to his ranking and reputation. They probably explained to him that the stronger Agogex are also the ones who have their lives made harder because, well, we simply operate at another level, I guess. But an Agogex who descends from both giants and Dottir warriors must be something new even for them, and I do feel that sometimes they come down a little too hard on me perhaps.

Oh, here is Mother, fashionably late as always. “Oh, hello, baby Safren, MWAH!” She hugs me and gives me a most wet and sloppy kiss, typical of Mom. “That odor, Safren baby! Will I ever get used to it? It is so bold!”

At the age of 42 Mother looks healthier and stronger than most women 10 years younger. The type of beauty that doesn’t exude the frailty of a damsel in distress, but rather the power of a warrior queen as described in the fairy tales read to children. Do not let her beautiful gown deceive you either, she is well taught in the arts of combat–I mean, look who she’s married to–and carries a weapon with her at all times. She loves to challenge herself physically and she follows a very healthy diet of mostly protein and vegetables. I feel sorry for any man (or woman) whose idea of trying to rob her would cross their mind, for they’d be in for a big surprise, and not the good kind either.

“Dinner should be served soon. Let me run down to the kitchen to speak with our cooks and our maids to get everything set up,” she informs with an excited look on her face. 

If you were wondering, yes, my parents are financially very well off thanks to Father’s military career and his Dottir dynasty heritage. Mom, though not as wealthy initially, was always well provided for by her parents, their giant lineage always making them favorite guests of the upper social stratum of Carriala.

Food! Do you think you can eat or know someone who can put away some major food? You ain’t seen nothing until you’ve eaten at the Dottirs. I’m sure you’re aware of the immense amounts of food Agogex need to eat due to their fast metabolism and higher muscle mass. Well I’m twice the size of the average Agogex; I’m a ‘big girl’ and I need a lot of food, and I mean A LOT! Fortunately, though at a smaller scale, both of my parents are big eaters so I never have to worry whenever we have dinner together, such as is the case tonight. 

I feel bad for those Agogex in camp whose families don’t live in the capital like my folks. They get visitations sure, but they must feel homesick at times.

“Making lots of friends in camp, luv?” Mother asks.

“Always same question, always same answer, Momma. Agogé fear me. Too big, too strong, too… everything.” And as I say that I take another bite of the roast that the maids have been serving. “Hmm, hmm, hmm! Oh Momma this is good! No, no good. De-li-cious!” 

No leftovers. Big surprise. But I’m still hungry, so I run back to the kitchen. “Baby, there is some ham and cold meats and vegetables in the pantry!” Yells Mom from the dining area as I already work to fill up a fresh platter with assorted cold meats and vegetables in the kitchen area. The maids and cooks have a weird look on their faces. Fear? Disgust? Not sure, nor do I care too much. But I notice some of them are looking too much on the frail side. “Momma, you feeding servants? Some look too thin, even for puny humans.” I yell so she can hear me.

“We pay them well, and they have assigned times for brunch and lunch during the day,” Mother yells back.

The servants keep looking at each other and I feel like they are hiding something. I grab one of the man servants by the collar. “Tell me what you hiding, goat!” I demand of him. I know, I know, I don’t have much finesse, but it always works for me!

“Tell me why you look so thin! You no eat? You ill?”

“Please Agogex Safren, let Sconard go! I will tell you everything but please do not hurt him!” One of the maids shouts. 

“Sconard? This your male goat, girl?” I ask her. Hey do not get me started on my Agogex speech! I will talk more about that later, but right now I’ve got a mystery to solve!

Meanwhile, both of my parents approach as they hear the commotion in the kitchen.

“Yes, Sconard is my male g… my fiance, I mean,  and I do not want to see any harm befall him. My name is Aramiz”

“Speak then, Aramiz. Answer my question.”

“If I speak, truly we will all be dead by the morrow, Agogex Safren.”

“You are in my home and you will answer my daughter now, or you will be dead before tomorrow!” Papa and his theatrics! He really doesn’t mean that, but it surely has an effect.

“Very well, Lord Dottir, Lady Dottir, and Agogex Safren. I shall speak truthfully. We all live in the Komirn neighborhood of Carriala city. This neighborhood is ruled with an iron fist by Lord Morval, a very powerful slum lord with many connections, and his henchmen. He taxes all of us who have an income, and by the time we pay him, we have no money left, not even for food!”

Listening to Aramiz only makes my blood boil. These people work for my Dad and can’t even buy food because of a greedy goat who keeps taxing them? He might as well steal directly from Father’s coffers! The insolence!

“Daughter, whatever you need to do, just let me know and I will gladly join you!” Father says.

“No Papa. You and Momma relax, I go take care of scummy goat.”

“Agogex Safren, Lord Morval has many men under his command. A small army of former warriors.” Aramiz tries to warn me. I’m sure she has good intentions.

“Aramiz, you and your people no longer have to starve. I go fix this right now.”

“Take my hunting knife with you, Safren. Your Agogex sword might not be well suited for the occasion. Too cumbersome,” Father tells me, and I have to agree with him.

“Hurry up, darling. We’ll keep some tea warm for you!” Mother tells me.

“Thank you Mother. I hurry, you no worry now,” I reply.

After getting directions and concealing Father’s hunting knife in my trousers, I go hunting for scummy goats who steal from Father. 

 

2

Komirn. One of the worst  neighborhoods of Carriala. Or so I was told. I don’t hang out much since I’m always in training or on a tour out East. When I’m not training or in battle, I hang out with my family for the most part. All the same to me, heads will roll today.

Already I get stares from bystanders and random onlookers. I changed my outfit to blend in more, but you can’t hide 210 pounds of muscle on an imposing 6-feet frame. It’s just not going to happen.

I’m being followed. In fact, I know someone has been following since I stepped foot in this neighborhood. Decrepit homes surround me on each side of the street in the dark of night. With all we do to keep this country safe, the authorities refuse to clean up this place and make it livable. Why? That is what I’m asking myself when a voice shouts: “You better stop where you are and drop any and all weapons you might be carrying on you, Agogex!”

“You work for Lord Morval? He the one I want to speak!” I say to the hiding figure. But I was wrong, as out of the shadow of these dark allies, not one but multiple figures emerge, and they’re all armed with knives and axes. No crossbows though. Too easy.

The one who spoke to me, perhaps the leader, approaches cautiously and speaks again: “You’ve wandered far from home, Agogex. Even for a creature like yourself, this is hardly a wise choice.” His thin and lanky frame is decorated with costly leather trousers and a vest. Is that what our servants’ money has been used for?

“I must see Lord Morval on very important business,” I say to the man.

“The only business Lord Morval would pay heed to from one of the likes of you would involve selling your body every night to the highest bidder to do with it whatever they please,” responds the man.

“Thank you for tell me you know Lord Morval. Take me to him and you be very happy.” 

The man laughs at my words. “Are YOU going to make me very happy, Agogex? How?” He snarls.

“This for you to find out when you take me to Lord Morval. He get very upset if you not take me to him.”

I could see the man spinning his wheels. My game was working. Dumb goat.

“I will take you to see the lord, but you must relinquish your weapons first,” he says.

“All I carry is this,” I say as I toss him Father’s sheathed hunting knife.

All eyes fall on the hunting knife in awe. “This alone must be worth the weight of the Agogex in gold!’ Another man shouts, his eyes filled with greed.

“It seems, brethrens, that we are going to have a bountiful day,” the first man (and whom I now am convinced is the leader of this group) says to his boys. “Shall we take our Agogex friend to Lord Morval? I am sure the lord could use some amusement!”

As they search me for other weapons, these two goons almost faint. “That scent! What is it?” One of them says, stepping away from me.

“All Agogex carry that. They call it Agogex mystical scent, methinks,” the leader says to them. “Now do your duty and search her for other weapons she might be concealing!”

After they search me and find no other weapons, their leader decides to walk me to their lair. Great, now we’re getting somewhere! Oh they also bind my hands with steel manacles. That might create some issues later on, but I’ll figure something out when the time comes.

As we are walking I can hear murmurs from the men in the group:

“Legendary is the size of Agogex muscles, though never have I seen or heard of Agogex that can get that large!”

“She looks like a goddess who took upon flesh and bones. Many of our patrons would pay with caskets full of gold to put her to work in their brothels!”

“Goddesses smell like that? Where does that smell even come from? I feel like fainting!”

“Behold that hair! And that skin! A true exotic beauty for those who have a peculiar taste!” 

“Though she sounds like a nitwit when she speaks.”

“Who cares how she speaks, really!”

Other similar comments reach my ears on the way, when we finally reach a mansion that looks as elaborate and opulent as stolen gold can buy. A mansion built on the back and the sweat of honest people, but most important, a mansion built on the wealth of a Dottir. As we walk in, scantily clad women sit around the main living area, and there are armed guards posted at each corner. They take me upstairs. More scantily clad women, more armed guards. And they are all staring at me like they’ve never seen a 6-feet, 210-pound Agogex built like a goddess… Okay, okay, I’m kidding!

We finally stand before a large double door casted in gold, this might be it! Finally! I was getting bored!

The leader of the group speaks to one of the guards who in turns knocks on the double door. Someone from the other side opens just a crack of the door; some words are exchanged. A few more minutes go by, then finally the door is opened all the way and access is granted.

I try not to laugh at the sight that greets me. This fool actually has a throne built for himself and he is sitting on it with, you guessed it, more scantily clad women all around and more armed guards. Both the women and the guards stare at me as if they’ve never seen an Agogex before. Maybe some never have. 

“Lord Morval, Kalimer Tulme at your service, bringing you good tidings. A most fascinating creature from the heart of the capital! A goddess, for all intents and purposes! I give you an Agogex!” 

So the thin little man who brought me here is called Kalimer Tulme, good to know. Hope he has no close relatives to mourn him when this is all said and done.

Lord Morval takes a long look at me and says: “I have seen Agogex before, including legendary Master General Megax, but none ever as large and as striking as this specimen. Who are you? You have permission to speak, Agogex.”

Isn’t that nice of Lord Morval, he even gives me permission to speak. The fat goat!

“I Agogé Safren! Divinely chosen at birth by the gods! Forged in body and spirit by the Patrarchons! I come to speak to you, Lord Morval!”

Lord Morval looks at me like I am out of my mind. I just made my formal Agogex introduction like I’ve done a thousand times before, what can possibly be so amusing? Wait, is he even chuckling now?

“We must admire our friend, Agogex Safren, brothers! She is strong, she is brave… but she is also out of her turf.” His last spoken words have a threatening tone. “Before I decide what to do with you, Agogex Safren, please amuse us by telling us what motives could possibly drive a goddess such as yourself to come and visit a hell hole like Komirn and… and what is that smell?”

3

Agogex mystical scent. Let’s put this to rest once and for all. Agogex mystical scent is a thing. When we, Agogex, are administered the dark potion known as the ‘Widow’, a lot happens within our physiology. Among the myriad of things that the Widow triggers over time, the production of what is known as ‘Agogex mystical scent’ is perhaps the most peculiar. 

From the day we are divinely selected, we are taught that we are ‘not women nor men’ but I guarantee you, our sexual organs are the same as any normal healthy woman’s, for all intents and purposes. Inside our female body parts are glands the Widow stimulates to produce a very strong and unique scent. The larger the Agogex, the larger her private parts, the larger the glands, the stronger the scent secreted. I’m the biggest Agogex on record so you can imagine how intense my mystical scent can get. No amount of washing, rinsing, or applying balms can block the scent from lingering all around me. And that’s with clothes on! If I was to remove all my clothes, most of those standing nearby would probably faint within seconds. Agogex are totally immune to the effects of the mystical scent (even though we can smell it). I personally don’t notice it anymore, though Mom and Dad always make some kind of annoying remark on it. 

On the outside I could pass for a very healthy, well formed adult human female down there, in the way my body has developed, but the mystical scent truly divides Agogex from natural women.

“… and what is that smell?” Lord Morval asks.

“They call it Agogex mystical scent, Lord Morval,” Kalimer Tulme answers. “It is the essence of the gods infused into the Agogex, as they represent the gods in our world, according to the NNRD (New National Religious Doctrine).” 

I think that sounds just about right. I’ll take it.

“All the same. Agogex Safren, please share with us the reason as to why Komirn is honored with your presence this evening.”

“You steal from Father. You need to stop,” I answer. 

Murmurs follow. And why are the scantily clad women looking at me with such spite in their eyes? I didn’t come here to be their competition!

“I know not your father, Agogex. So how am I to steal from him whom I do not know?” Lord Morval looks honestly baffled.

I try to be clearer. “Father employs residents of Komirn as servants. He pays them. You steal from them. So you stealing from Father.”

“Are you calling Lord Morval a thief? The insolence of this Agogex!” Kalimer Tulme says and takes a swing at me! The coward!

“Aaaaaaaahhhh! My hand!” he shouts in pain, holding the hand he just struck me with.

Giant bone density. Legend has it that giants had bones as hard as steel. Mother always tells me that they used to forge weapons made of giant bones because of their toughness and durability. I knew I had inherited that feature because, let’s face it, with the amount of heavy weights I lift in training, no matter how strong my muscles might be, my bones would snap under the sheer pressure. Also, when growing up in camp it is unavoidable to get into skirmishes with other Agogex due to our Widow-fueled aggressive behavior, but every time I got hit in the face it was always the Agogex striking me that would hold their hands in pain.

“She broke my hand! Agogex whore broke my hand!” Shouts Kalimer Tulme, as if hoping that Lord Morval would simply order my execution due to a few broken knuckles.

Instead he laughs wholeheartedly. “Hahaha! Agogex Safren is full of surprises. She even has a chin of steel, folks. A true specimen indeed!”

“I ask again, Lord Morval, that you stop taking gold coins from Father’s servants!” I say in a demanding tone, no longer even paying attention to the sobbing Kalimer Tulme.

“Agogex Safren, from where I am sitting, you are the one in captivity, with steel manacles around your wrists, surrounded by an army of loyal guards who are devoted only to me,” Lord Morval replies. “Unless you do not come with a business proposal of my satisfaction, I will never stop taxing the people of Kormin.”

“I do have proposition for you,” I say to him. That seems to peak his interest.

“You do, do you now?” Lord Morval says, reflecting. “And what would such a proposition consist of, I ask?” He chuckles, probably not taking me too seriously.

“If you abide by my request, I let you live!”

Silence for 1, 2, 3 seconds.

“You threatening me? I will sell you to the highest bidder and you will spend the rest of your days whoring for bread and water! Who do you think you are, coming to my house making demands!”

I think I pissed him off. Good!

“The only reason why I will not torture you is because I need your body unscathed for the houses of pleasure you will be put to work in. Guards! Take her to the cell. Tomorrow we will have the first Agogex to ever become a ‘girl of pleasure’!”

Great! Now I’m going to be late home for tea! Can’t spend the night in this rat hole. No time for this!

As soon as the two main guards try to grab me by the arms to lead me away I pull my arms inward leading them to clash against one another headfirst. Immediately, Kalimer Tulme thrusts my Father’s hunting knife at me with his good arm, but I side step in a timely fashion and use my arms to lock his thrusting arm, forcing him to drop the knife, then I keep applying pressure until his elbow pops and Kalimer Tulme screams in pain. I make sure that arm is totally broken.

Other armed guards rush toward me, I roll onto the floor to grab the hunting knife. Even with manacles on I can still handle the short blade pretty good. I blow a strand of my blonde hair that always seems to get in my face every time I get ready for a fight. And no I won’t shave my head like most other Agogex. I promised Mother. Long story for another day.

“Do not let her escape!” Lord Morval shouts.

Escape? Do I look like the type who tries to escape? Really!

Father’s hunting knife drinks of the blood of these men. They fall before me like trees being chopped down by an axe, manacles notwithstanding.

A big goat swings an axe at me but barely misses. I thrust my knife upwards through his wrist. He howls in pain and drops the axe involuntarily, I kick him in the lower back. He drops to the ground. If not dead, he’ll be paralyzed for life. Others are coming. The scantily clad women are screaming and running for cover or rushing for the exit doors.

Lord Morval is still sitting on his high throne, perhaps paralyzed by fear or perhaps confident that his men will be able to subjugate me. The fool! He’ll regret not trying to escape.

Another guard jumps me from behind and wraps his arm around my neck trying to choke me. He must be trained as he seems to know what he is doing, and I can’t shake him off. I can’t reach him with the knife, and he has his legs locked in around my torso. Can’t breathe. I go down on one knee while I see other armed guards quickly getting closer. I see a glass window. I think fast, get back up on both feet, and rush for the window. As I spring up using the immense propelling power generated by those tree trunks I have for legs, I jump right through the window, smashing the glass panels with the man still latched onto my back. As I jump through the window, I spin so that as we drop from the third (or fourth?) floor, my little unwanted passenger will get the brunt of our fall. The man holds on to me tight until we land. A wet sound mixed with a cracking one follows. Then I feel his arms and legs go limp. 

 

4

I get up fast, still holding on to Father’s hunting knife while more armed guards rush outside to finish me. They look at their brother laying now in an ever expanding pool of his own blood. On a closer glance, I notice that his head smashed like a pumpkin on impact, killing him instantly.

The others hesitate. Maybe these goats are smarter than what I thought. Lord Morval too comes outside through the main entrance. “Do not let her put thoughts of fear into your heads! She is but a woman after all!” 

I am not sure he even believes his own words. My body is pumped, my muscles are engorged with oxygen-rich blood making all those veins and vessels enlarge like snakes under the skin, glistening in the light of the moon. Every fiber of every tissue throbbing in a dance of war—and I am not even breathing heavily yet.

The men, albeit hesitantly, open up to try and flank me from the sides while distracting me with an initial frontal attack. These are definitely trained soldiers and not just common mercenaries. This might create a little bit of an issue. If I could just remove these stupid manacles! Maybe if I just try…

“Is she trying to break steel chains?” One of the men says in disbelief

“Attack her, now!” Yells Lord Morval. 

This is taking too long. I can feel the chains straining under my efforts but by the time I’ll manage to set my arms free these goons will already be on me! I’ll just have to—

“Stop! Now! In the name of Carrialan authority!”

That voice!

“I am Mouslenix Dottir, and I come to rescue my daughter, Agogex Safren!”

“Papa why you here? I told stay home with Momma and relax.”

“It was getting late, baby. Your Mother asked me to come get you before tea got cold,” Father replies.

“Papa! I told you many times, you not call me ‘baby’ around other people!” I say to him in a frustrated tone. I really hate it when he calls me that in front of other people, especially in front of goats who are supposed to fear me!

“You are still my baby. You always will be!” Is his response.

The armed men look at each other. They obviously know who Father is, and from the look in their eyes, they also know what he is capable of doing with a sword in his hands.

“My lord, Mouslenix Dottir, my deepest apologies,” Lord Morval says, knowing that probably it is not a good idea to piss off one of the most powerful men in Carriala. “I was not made aware of the relationship Agogex Safren shared with you, sir.”

“I know your kind, Lord Morval. You would not hesitate in taking something beautiful and precious and tarnishing it and destroying it just for lucre. Look at this neighborhood. All of this is the fruit of your schemings and your dealings. But now you have attempted to do to my daughter what you have done to this part of the city: prostitute her to the highest bidders until only a shell of her former self is left. Abuse her, degrade her, violate her until even her will to live is wiped away!” As he speaks these words, Father unsheaths Darungel, his legendary sword which propelled him through the most illustrious military career in the known world. 

I get tears just looking at that sight. How many times growing up and training with Father he let me hold and even practice with Darungel.

You see, daughter, you are only able to hold Darungel because she lets you. Because she can see that you are not just an Agogex, but an Alpha Agogex. Only a few will Darungel choose; only the true warriors at heart who are made of a different stock. That rare breed whom legends are always made of. Most Agogex your age could not even hold Darungel due to her sheer size and weight, but you come from the lineage of Safren the She-Giant. But that is not all. Even if you were the strongest creature in all of the known world, you still could not yield Darungel because Darungel chooses you, not the other way around.

I wipe my tears, I look at Papa, so proud and fierce, standing before these men to protect his baby daughter. Because that is what Papa is: a Protector.

None of these men want to fight and lose their lives to protect the interests of a greedy fat goat. One by one they all kneel to Father then they leave, after handing us the keys to unlock the manacles. The only two left are Lord Morval and his right-hand man Kalimer Tulme, who meanwhile has managed to drag his sorry self downstairs (broken knuckles, broken arm, and all.)

“Your men have left you, Lord Morval. All of them. And I would not even call this creature crawling by your side a man. I should report you and have the House of Aratex unleash the full power of their laws on you. I am sure you know about Aratex laws regarding crimes against a General or against their kin, do you not?” Father asks.

“My most sincere apologies, Mouslenix Dottir, and to you, Lady Agogex Safren. This was all a big misunderstanding, it seems. I will repay you in gold but please do not report me to the Aratex.”

“You must promise never tax honest men and women of Komirn ever again. They suffer much because of you and they too skinny even for puny humans,” I say to him.

“Anything you ask, Lady Agogex Safren!”

“I will present a plan to the House of Aratex to rebuild this part of Carriala, so if you think you can resume your corrupt business affairs after we leave, think again,” Father admonishes Lord Morval.

I still think we should behead him, but it’s getting late and killing a defenseless fat goat really brings no glory.

“Let us go home, daughter, and let the vermin crawl back underground, out of sight where he belongs,” Father says to me as he reaches over and gives me a kiss on my forehead while caressing my blonde hair gently. 

“You must know, Safren, that no matter what life brings forth, the Dottirs are alway there for each other. Always.”

“I not say this a lot, Father, but I love you.”

I know what you’re thinking, an Agogex caught in a sentimental moment? Hey I’m still daddy’s little girl even though I’m a 210-pound goddess of pure muscles with blood of giants flowing in my veins and bones like steel. Just don’t let the other Agogex know!

 

5

Once we get back home we find Mother waiting anxiously for us with the servants. When I pass along the good news, Aramiz is moved with joy and gives me a hug I was not expecting.

“Thank you so much, Agogex Safren! This means so much for us and for our families!”

I grab her by the shoulders and say: “Just promise me, you all start eating and stop being so frail.”

Aramiz blushes. “We can actually afford bread and milk again now that Lord Morval will no longer tax us!”

“And if something like that happens again, speak up and not be afraid! You tell me or Father and Mother. You work for Dottir family, you have protection.”

Mother interrupts. “Tea is still warm. I made extra for Aramiz and the others since this has now become a special occasion and we must celebrate together.”

“Oh no, Lady Dottir, we could never—” Aramiz is finishing her sentence when Father interrupts her. 

“Nonsense. You, Sconard, and the others will share tea with us on this most marvelous evening, knowing that the streets of Komirn will be a lot safer tonight and every other night thereof, when you walk home,” Father says.

“You are most kind, sir. We are glad to partake then.”

As we enjoy tea time, Sconard says: “Permission to speak, Agogex Safren, Lady Dottir, Lord Dottir.”

“Permission granted,” responds Father, as head of the household.

“I and the others had a small request to make.”

“If it is a raise in your personal wages that you wish to request, it is granted.” Father says.

“No, not exactly, Lord Dottir,” continues Sconard, “though that is most charitable of you, my lord. Our request was in regards to being trained in the arts of war.”

“Arts of war?” Mother asks in surprise. “Do you mean teaching you how to fight?”

“Yes, how to fight and defend ourselves when you are not around,” Aramiz now interjects.

“This certainly is a most rare request,” Mother says with an arched eyebrow.

“We can teach you the fundamentals of fighting and how to use weapons, but ultimately it is up to your discipline and work ethics,” Father elaborates.

At this point, I feel like I have to say something. “You must eat, get stronger. You cannot learn fighting if too weak to even hold sword or throw a fist.”

“I will make a proposal to you all. If you can first gain some healthy weight in the next four weeks, we can then discuss teaching you how to fight. But like Safren said, get stronger first. You all have been starving for too long,” Father says to them.

As we conversate over tea, we hear knocking on the main door. Who could it be at this late hour?

One of the maids goes to answer the door then quickly comes back with an envelope. “It was a herald wearing the garments of the House of Aratex, and he handed me this, addressed to Agogex Safren.”

She hands me the envelope. I immediately see the seal of Aratex and I already suspect what it’s about.

I open the envelope with a small knife, and inside there is a letter:

To Agogex Safren, your immediate attention is required:

As per the will of the gods, as conferred to the Patrarchons of Carriala, you are hereby requested to appear at the main Holy Camp tomorrow at dawn to embark in a most delicate military tour in the East. Movement has been reported on the borders as the hordes of Morcon the Savage are now mobilizing. Carrialan troops on location cannot hold the lines much longer without reinforcements. Agogex Safren and other selected Agogex will join the troops of Agogex Captain Sorraya, to go serve, fight, and even die, if needed, for the good of Carriala.

Signed: Aratex Looke

The end of the letter brings an eerie silence in the room, until I speak. “Be of good cheer, for this what I train for. I Agogé. I fight!”

“Luv, get her things ready. She needs to get some sleep before heading off to Holy Camp at dawn,” Father says to Mother, who obliges.

So this is it, off I go to the Eastern front yet again. This is now my third tour and, hopefully, this one will grant me a promotion to Captain. I should have already been Captain, but, again, the more I outdo my competition the more I get denied my rightful ranking. But it’s okay, I will be the fiercest Agogex Captain that has ever lived and then… then, I will become the new Agogex Master General, even if I have to challenge Master Megax for that coveted spot. I will carry the Purple Streak. That is a promise!

Epilogue 

In a dark alley somewhere in the town of Varne, just outside the capital of Carriala City, Lord Morval and Kalimer Tulme slowly approach a door guarded by two gigantic guards. Not giants perhaps but as close as it gets.

“Master awaits,” one of the two big men says to Lord Morval.

Once inside, they’re both escorted through a corridor descending to what seems like the guts of hell itself, the only light provided by gaslight sconces running on either side of the corridor’s walls.

Ultimately, they reach an entrance to what seems to be a temple. To what god or gods is this temple dedicated, it is not clear. But the interior decoration is an assortment of tapestry and statues that all depict epic battle scenes from before the last Holy War, when giants still roamed the lands.

A tall figure is standing by the altar. Taller than the average tall man, just like the two guards by the entrance. Close to 8-feet tall perhaps, and heavily muscled, judging by the width of his shoulders, though covered by a black cape.

Kalimer Tulme still carries the wounds inflicted by Agogex Safren. His right hand is in bandages and his left arm is in a cast.

The tall figure moves forward into the light of the sconces bolted to the walls and surrounding the entire room, creating an eerie atmosphere.

“Lord Morval, why do you bring your dog with you into holy ground?” The mysterious figure asks.

“Master Brazzure, I bring Kalimer Tulme to offer to you an accurate account of the problem we have at hand over in Komirn,” Lord Morval answers.

“The Agogex whore insulted you, Master Brazzure, by killing and wounding many of our men, destroying our lair, putting us out of business, and wrecking my body so!” Kalimer Tulme points at his right hand and left arm.

“The sheer disrespect inflicted upon us, Master Brazzure, is disrespect inflicted upon you, for most gain made in Komirn goes to your coffers.

“Indeed, it does,” Master Brazzure murmurs almost to himself. “So, what would you have us do, Lord Morval? You do realize Agogex not only are powerful beings but they are also protected by the NNRD of Carriala.”

“The NNRD is hardly concerned with the local affairs of ‘landlords’ like myself. This was an isolated initiative undertaken by this large Agogex on account of a few servants whom we were rightfully taxing,” Lord Morval explains. “When her father got involved, being he a highly decorated Carrialan general and national hero, we had no choice but to bend the knee.”

“I will help you re-establish control of your turf only as long as the NNRD does not get involved,” Master Brazzure says in a menacing voice.

“You have my word that the NNRD will stay out of this. Besides, they are too concerned with the Eastern front right now to worry about a slum like Komirn,” Lord Morval reassures Master Brazzure.

“I will recruit my cousins to deal with the Agogex and her father.” Master Brazzure’s words sound very reassuring to both Lord Morval and Kalimer Tulme. 

The latter smiles and says: “I want to defile the large Agogex body and see her dead. And not in that particular order necessarily!” A cold, evil smile befalls his face as he speaks those abominable words.

 

To be continued…

Next episode: Stealth Mode

Abigail Lakewood

 

 

 

Has the Great Awakening Finally Begun?

Is “the Storm” Upon Us?

Back in 2017 (I think), during a “photo op” with senior military commanders and other public servants, President Trump said something like, “This is the calm before the storm.”

Reporters asked him what he meant, but he only said, “You’ll see.”

Somebody identifying themselves only as “Q” began posting on 4 Chan at approximately the same time. They later had to switch to 8 Chan, but Q’s posts inspired a whirlwind of international speculation about what his cryptic quatrains might mean, and if Q was part of an open source intelligence operation, or just part of a psyop designed to keep patriots complacent, trusting in “the plan” instead of taking any kind of meaningful action ourselves.

I introduced the Q phenomenon to Virtual Pulpers here.

I began an attempt at decoding Q’s posts here.

I analyzed the film White Squall (from which we get the “Where we go one, we go all” catchphrase) here.

Keep in mind, I’m not an expert on Q. I discovered it late and it never consumed me to the point it has some autistic anons. In fact, until recently I had almost decided the whole affair was an irrelevant waste of our time. Just another contrivance to get our hopes up, then smash them.

If Q really was/is an open-source intelligence operation, then it does make sense his “crumbs” would contain a degree of misinformation and disinformation–the enemy can read Q drops just as easily as anons can. Misled anons have been assuming the arrests would begin at any moment for the last eight years.

The arrests still haven’t begun, BTW. In fact, even without Biden’s preemptive “Get Out of Jail Free” pardons, many of the worst criminals, traitors, and other human monsters will likely never face justice for what they’ve done. But as the revelations of what they’ve done to us stacks up, I’m reminded of a statement Q made many times, years ago: “These people won’t be able to show their faces in public anymore.”

Or something like that. I think the exact phrase was closer to “won’t be able to walk down the street.”

Q also stated many times that we’re “watching a movie.” Anonymous Conservative has opined many times that events are playing out as if scripted, and that “this movie sucks.” I consider him right on both counts.

At least, the movie did suck for too many long, dark years.

But now, the DOGE team is hitting erstwhile bastions of fraud and corruption like a storm. We can hope that what is exposed will lead to justice.

Q also said, many times, that it had to be this way. IOW it had to get as bad as it did to wake bovine normies from their trance and notice that there’s a hole in the hull of the ship. Several holes, actually.

The movie still sucks. The J6ers will never get those four years of their lives back, for instance. Just think of the people who lost their cars, businesses, and sometimes lives during the riots of 2020. Think of how Bidenflation hurt every American trying to make an honest living.

But this is 5th Generation War, I guess, and all that was collateral damage.

I recommend against putting your faith in the creature instead of the Creator. It’s fine to celebrate what’s happening right now, but don’t be a fool and put your faith in Musk, DOGE, Q or Trump. If they continue on the path they seem to be on, then thank God for giving America a stay of execution, however temporary it proves to be, and through whatever flawed human beings He chose to use.

Meanwhile, I plan to take advantage of this reprieve as best I can. You should, too. This could be the decisive moment in your life.

Spear of Destiny by Mary Lou Wells

Spear of Destiny: Finding Bucephalus

by Mary Lou Wells

A review by INFAMOUS🦀

 

When I first read and reviewed Book 1, Spear of Chaos, I thought it was good but I felt like it could have been even better. In hindsight, I believe my ‘final verdict’ was the result of Part 1 of that book being so compelling that once the narrative moved on to Part 2 it did not hold my interest as much. Part 1 of that book showcases the creation of the cursed Spear of Chaos and it is just a brilliant display of Norse mythology at its best. Once the action moved to our main characters in the year of 1985 though, I kinda’ felt like I wanted the action to remain in the Norse mythology world and did not care much about these kids in the 1980s:

 

Unfortunately, once the action moves to 1985, things take a turn and the narrative entirely switches gears. At that point it became harder for me to feel the same excitement I felt in the first page”

Fast forward to today, and after reading Book 2, Spear of Destiny, I truly feel that a vast improvement has taken place. This is due mainly to two reasons:

  1. I was better prepared to expect the action to move from the ancient world of myth and legend to our kids of 1980s
  2. The narrative surrounding our protagonists in the ’80s significantly improved, in fact I went from being indifferent to them in Book 1 to actually liking them in Book 2.

 

PLOT:

Everything begins when Ulfr, an evil and despicable subject who lived during the Norse mythology/Vikings era committed heinous crimes against humanity and with the aid of dark magick (with a K, yes) he creates a spear that will host his soul after his body will perish.

Fast-forward to 1985 rural US and the Spear of Chaos finds its way back among the living, feeding on the souls of the innocent so that Ulfr can rule again. It will be up to our group of teens and Diane, a black female police officer, to stop the chaos unleashed by the Spear. Book 2 picks up exactly where Book 1 left off. The kids are now in possession of the Spear but they need to find a way to destroy it once and for all. It seems easy, right? Only one issue: this Spear seems virtually indestructible, and not even with fire are the kids able to put an end to it. So the story will revolve around the task of finding a way to destroy the Spear of Chaos, and ultimately our young heroes discover that only the legendary Spear of Destiny will be able to get the job done. The only problem is finding the Spear of Destiny!

 

MARY LOU KNOWS HER LEGENDS:

Just like in Book 1, Part 1 of Book 2 takes us to a long time ago in history. This time we get to follow the whereabouts of Alexander the Great and his legendary horse Bucephalus. This is very crucial to the entire story as later on Bucephalus will become actively involved in aiding our protagonists.

What I really love about Part 1 is how once again Mary Lou is able to capture the essence of those ancient myths and characters. Everyone read about Alexander is very accurate and the entire time I was thinking how awesome it would be to have an entire book dedicated to what we are presented with in this opening part of the book.

MYTH/RELIGION/HISTORY:

A most captivating element found in this book (and in Book 1) is how Mary Lou manages to blend in myth with religion and history in ways that are not tiring or generic. Too many modern writers use these elements in ways that are, in my opinion, abhorrent, but Mary Lou always shows reverence and an authentic passion for these subjects. 

 

MAIN CHARACTERS:

The author is also part of our group of 1985 teenage protagonists. In fact all main characters are real individuals very close to Mary Lou. What I like about them is that they never come off as annoying self-absorbed brats who constantly make the dumbest decisions along the way and who find the best way to get in trouble. These are all smart kids who are very responsible and make common sense decisions. The fact that some of them are gifted with supernatural powers does not change their personas or likability at all. They kind of reminded me of those kids from Stranger Things but far less annoying and a lot wiser. 

The oldest of the group is not a teen but a police officer who finds out about the Spear of Chaos and decides to join and help them. She quickly becomes my favorite of the bunch, and not because she is a strong, independent woman of color! Diane is just a cool girl: smart but not conceited; humble but not insecure; resourceful but not overpowering. Is that how women on the force used to be in the 80s? 

 

CONCLUSIONS:

If you haven’t read Book 1 yet I really encourage you to do so to get ready for Spear of Destiny. This is fantasy done well, mixing myth, history, religions, and that 1980s flair some of you may enjoy. The book is also very professionally edited and it is written in a prose that is direct and to the point yet refined when it needs to be, going from one historical period into another.

Another new LEGEND in the making!

🦀

 

A Hot Dose of Hell by Steve Stark

A Hot Dose of Hell: A Tale of Stark Terror

by Steve Stark

Review by INFAMOUS🦀

 

If director Guy Ritchie ever decided to film a zombie-based horror movie, A Hot Dose of Hell would be it! This story combines elements of Night of the Living Dead and Resident Evil with that action/satire style typical of the British filmmaker. Stark excels in offering a story that we have perhaps seen many times before but with fun-to-watch characters that are lively, funny, and are filled with a humanity dearly needed not just in the horror genre but in any genre really.

 

PLOT:

When foster girl Rhonda goes looking for her missing half-sister Roxy in a slum known for being the home of junkies and drug dealers, what she finds is more than what she is willing to bargain for. Accompanied by a group of young social activists, Rhonda is worried that something might have happened to Roxy since they have not been in contact by phone or even on Facebook for longer than what she would consider a normal pattern, even for Roxy. She knows her sister has an addiction problem and her concern grows as the silence extends.

What Rhonda does not realize is that something has been going on in this little junkie suburb. Something dark and nefarious. And she and the little group of far-left activists/volunteers will regret ever having driven into town!

 

THE ZOMBIE FORMULA:

We’ve seen this play out many times before: an R&D government agency decides to use an entire suburb as ground zero for an experimental compound that they might possibly want to weaponize based on the data they will gather. They find a way to put this experimental compound into circulation among the junkies who live in these slums, and  they just watch and gather data via drones. What they don’t take into consideration is that this contagious compound can be spread through animals like sea gulls, which inhabit the area in large numbers.

You can imagine what comes next!

WHY IS THIS WORTH READING:

I am not a big fan of horror, and usually this genre is very ‘boxed in’, prepackaged, and very predictable. But what makes A Hot Dose of Hell worth reading is its characters. Rhonda and Roxy feel very real in their behavior and thinking process; two half-sisters who could not be more opposite, yet linked by a strong bond since their childhood.

Fred and Pinkie are the ‘muscle’ of a prostitution ring who find themselves in the middle of a situation where two ‘employees’ seem to have gone literally mad at the brothel. These two no-nonsense thugs truly embody that dry sense of humor typical of early Ritchie’s movies.

You also have the group of social activist kids who keep arguing about what words are OK to use in a society where anyone seems to get too easily offended. You cannot use the term ‘guys’ in a group of mixed sexes, that would make you a misogynist!

All these characters come to life from the pages of the book in ways that really make the story fun to follow despite the obvious plot development which we might have seen many times before.

There was also an author’s decision made for one of the characters’ fate that caught me off guard. But in hindsight, I thought it was clever of Stark and I applaud him for taking a risk here. It paid off this time!

 

CONCLUSIONS:

This book is definitely worth grabbing if you like horror/zombies stories. But I have to highly recommend it if you like to read about characters that are not just planks of wood waiting to be eaten by the walking dead but rather relatable characters with a large spectrum of emotions. Some characters you may end up loving, some hating. Nevertheless, they will all make you feel something, and that’s crucial when rating a novel.

The book is also very professionally written and edited and the local accents of these characters are gold. Writing dialogue with thick  accents can be fun but tricky at times because it can go too far where you lose the readers. But this is not the case here, as the author manages to  walk that fine line between reproducing realistic urban British accents and keeping the readers engaged all throughout this crazy ride.

Stark has definitely established himself as a sensational writer of ‘horror with an attitude”!

🦀

Based Books that Don’t Break the Bank

Have you noticed the change in the zeitgeist in the last couple weeks? This might be the most confident and optimistic you’ve felt for decades, or ever. Amirite?

The clusterbomb of revelations that began exploding when DOGE hit the ground running is the culmination of planning, preparation, team-building, wargaming and fine-tuning which took long years.

Some of us are not surprised about the information coming out–just surprised that it IS coming out and that it appears something may finally be done about a  full of corruption, treason, and worse.

The reason there are any unsurprised Americans at all is because they were well-informed despite the corporate, globalist-controlled Swamp Media and its legions of glowing clown influencers who regurgitate its lies. The dissident right is well-informed because of culture warriors who have been tirelessly sounding the alarm.

Some culture warriors are investigative journalists who built their own alternative media platforms. Some are livestreamers and podcasters.  Some are meme-makers; some are meme-sharers. And some are based authors.

Based authors have been offering their books at steep discounts for the Based Book Sale four times a year, dropping forbidden truth bombs even in that aforementioned status quo when American citizens could be arrested for sharing a meme. That status quo wherein you would be classified as a domestic terrorist by the FBI for reading excerpts in a school board meeting from a perverse book that the school board made your children read.

We sounded the alarm. We revealed suppressed information. We questioned Establishment-approved assumptions. But most of all, we told good stories (unlike Hollywood and traditional publishing).

If you missed out on those Based Book Sales from the exciting (and fearful) days of the Cancel Culture Era, never fear! The Based Book Sale rolls on and you can still get those good stories. But now there’s a new sheriff in town who won’t be putting you on an enemies list because you read something without the Establishment-mandated daily dose of Marxist agitprop, sexual deviancy, and America Hate.

Don’t make the assumption that “based” means “preachy.” What it really means in this context is that story quality is the priority. Some books are controversial and name names, but most is actually apolitical. Based authors don’t lace their books with woketardery.

Speaking of controversial, I understand Vox Day will be offering his fantasy novel Throne of Bones at this sale. Other well-known authors like John C. Wright and Devon Eriksen  (at the Fall Sale their books finished first and second in sales, followed by my very own magnum opus: Paradox) have discounted their books for the sale in the past and might this time, too.

I plan to have three of my sci-fi novels available through the sale for 99 cents. My readers know I write adventure of one flavor or another. These novels mix that with conspiracy thriller, sports, romance, time travel, some coming-of age and a little bit of alternate history.

Get yours for 99 cents while you can!

Heir to the Sundered Crown – a Review

Heir to the Sundered Crown – The Sundered Crown Saga Book One by M.S. Olney

A review by INFAMOUS🦀

 

Book 1 of Heir to the Sundered Crown is a well-written, enthralling fantasy tale that I found quite enjoyable for different reasons. Let’s face it, it is very difficult nowadays to write fantasy that manages to capture our full attention. This is due to several reasons: 

 

  1.  The market is oversaturated with fantasy books and if the author is not well known, chances are they will fly under the radar of most readers.
  2. Most current fantasy stories today are a ‘reassembling of parts’ from Lord of the Rings, Wheel of Time, and Harry Potter. It’s the norm for modern fantasy writers to just copy and paste aspects of those fantasy cult classics without adding anything fresh or original to them.
  3. We have progressive modernists who want to use the genre with the application of ‘modern thinking’ so that the ‘fantasy’ element becomes just a veneer, with the essence of the stories becoming a sad reflection of the deranged post-modernist agenda.

 

HTSC manages to offer enough exciting content while avoiding to fall into the category of stereotypical fantasy/adventure novel. 

 

PLOT:

The entire story centers around the assassination of the royal family of the kingdom of Delfinia. The assassins, however, fail to find and murder the young prince who, thanks to Davik and Elena, is taken to safety at an undisclosed location. This coup leads to civil unrest and skirmishes among local barons, all vying for power.

However, the mastermind behind this plot is a supernatural foe greater than any mortal being, and that is our mage apprentice, Luxon gets introduced to us. 

Luxon is made aware that he comes from a lineage of powerful mages and, along with a team composed of knights, nightblades, and witch hunters, will play a key role in finding the young prince and rightful heir to the throne, which is key to avoid the legions of darkness to breach the Void and take over the world.

THE TOLKIEN EFFECT:

As I was reading this book, I couldn’t help but think of Lord of The Rings at some points. 

For example the friendship between apprentice mage Luxon and his buddy Yepert (a rotund, jolly friend from the mage apprentice school) reminded me very much of the same relationship we see with Frodo and Sam. Yepert even finds courage and strength when it’s needed most just like Sam, while Luxon, just like Frodo, is the most reflective of the two.

Also lines like “Please don’t turn me in anything unnatural” too reminded me very much of what we read in Tolkien. Not a major issue but it speaks volume of the massive influence Tolkien still has on modern fantasy writing.

 

MODERN EUPHEMISMS:

If there is one area I think the author could improve is in the implementation of modern euphemisms. 

Phrases like:

  • All in all, I’d say that was a good day’s work
  • And none of us died, which is always a bonus
  • intelligence network
  • until the cows come home

 

The above could easily be replaced with more evocative alternatives. That would help readers be drawn further into this fantasy world. Just because a term CAN be used doesn’t necessarily mean that it SHOULD be used, within the context of this genre.

 

CONCLUSIONS:

All in all, book 1 of HTSC delivers a fun, action-packed fantasy adventure for die-hard fans of the genre with heavy Tolkienian influence. I suggest you pick this book or maybe buy it as a gift and perhaps get your family and friends into discovering the magic and excitement that books like this one can offer. 

Book 2 will probably get reviewed at a later date since I’m curious to know what could possibly happen in the plot after the seemingly decisive victory of good over evil we read in book 1!

🦀

 

SON OF THE BLACK SWORD by Larry Correia

SON OF THE BLACK SWORD by Larry Correia

A review by INFAMOUS🦀

 

Larry Correia’s Son of the Black Sword is a book that has been on my radar for quite some time. When the author himself offered me a copy for review, needles to say I pushed this title to the top of my TBR list and frankly, thank you Larry for such a kind gesture. Much appreciated!

Having said that, we must keep it honest and we must keep it transparent when it comes to reviewing a book objectively and fairly, so here is my breakdown of what I overall believe to be a good fantasy/action book. Is it perfect? No. Are there things I feel could have done better? Absolutely.

 

ANOTHER ONE-DIMENSIONAL CHARACTER?

Had I read only the opening chapter I would have quickly misjudged the overall quality of this book because the main character, Ashok, is as interesting to read as a plank of wood. He is the epitome of a ‘Marty Stu’, an overly idealized character with little to no realistic limitations. 

Whenever a Marty Stu is at the center of the narrative only one of two things can develop:

  1. The book will end up being a snooze fest of boring action scenes on top of action scenes with the hero mowing down bad guys after bad guys until we fall asleep
  2. The narrative will take an unexpected turn, becoming more story-driven than character-driven

 

When number 2 occurs, interesting things can develop because now it’s no longer about the unlimited power of the main character but it’s about the situations he is put in and how those situations will move the narrative in ways we, the readers, can thoroughly enjoy. I’m glad to say that this is exactly what takes place in this book.

 

PLOT:

Ashok Vadal is presented as a Protector of the Law, whose duty is to safeguard the law in a society divided in castes. The ‘casteless’ are part of the bottom of the barrel and they are not even considered human by the higher castes. This is an era in which the demon beasts have been casted out into the sea, but at times some of them will reemerge to claim blood. The Protectors make sure, among other things, that these demons are always pushed back into the waters of the sea.

Things take an abrupt turn when Ashok finds out that his mother was a casteless and therefore, he too is a casteless. All of a sudden everything he held true falls apart. In a very ingenious plan by the Inquisitors, he is forced to withdraw his status and alone with his black sword Angruvadal, ends up joining some rebels and fulfilling the prophecy of the Forgotten, a divine being many still believe in, who gives hope to the hearts of the casteless. But no longer being a Protector is a great disadvantage and all of a sudden Ashok finds himself hunted; every move he makes, terrible foes are ready to take his head off for he is wanted, along with his coveted sword.

FIGHT SCENES:

The fight scenes in this book are massive, and I’m talking ‘John Wick’ massive if you know what I mean! Ashok is a one-man army and can take down a lot of armed men before even getting a scratch! The choreography is neat and the vivid descriptions of each fight is very captivating.

 

MY ISSUES:

Some modern euphemisms in my opinion could have been avoided. For example lines like:

“I expected wanted posters for you at some point.”

‘Posters’ to me doesn’t sound very evocative and doesn’t gel well with this pre-industrialization fantasy world. What’s next? The casteless kids asking Ashok for his ‘autograph’?

I understand this book might want to appeal to a younger male audience but why assume that a younger male audience can only feel engaged when the language is modern and relatable? We live in a country where the rate of illiteracy is up, and most young people can’t even write a well-structured letter without the Internet. I think fiction should not fuel this trend but counter it by writing in more articulated English and clean up all the modern euphemisms that really do not belong in these stories.

 

CONCLUSIONS:

Overall, I like the book and I enjoyed the fact that the STORY to me was the real main draw rather than the main character. It goes to show that dull, one-dimensional characters CAN work when they are inserted in a good story with a solid plot. The action was great; the black sword kinda reminded me of Stormbringer, the sword in Michael Moorcock’s Elric of Melnibone. This is more than a sword, it kind of has a mind of its own and Ashok, just like Elric, has an actual ‘connection’ with it that goes beyond the physical realm.

Other than the modern euphemisms I already mentioned, this is a well-written, well-edited book that can offer a great alternative to some of the atrocious fantasy content that is available out there currently. 

Let us know what you think in the comment section below!

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Katelynsam Interviewed by INFAMOUS

 

Q&A with Katelynsam

Author of Last Masquerade at the Carousel House

 

🦀 What authors, people, or stories inspired you to start writing?

 

Growing up, I stayed up far too many late nights reading fantasy authors, such as Cassandra Clare, Roshani Chokshi, and Sarah J. Maas among others. I loved how the stories transported me to other worlds and other lives, and so I began to write stories of my own that I hoped would do the same for my readers someday. 

 

🦀 What does your creative process consist of? Do ideas for a story just come to you or is there anything specific that you have to do in order to create a story and its characters?

 

Ideas for my stories often arrive at the most random of times. Sometimes, I will see a beautiful piece of art, a scene from a movie or TV show, or something in my own life that will inspire the kernel of a story that takes days or weeks to fully develop into a story idea. When the story idea at last arrives, it does like a flash of lightning, sizzling with promise and potential. I’m usually in the middle of another project when it does, so I keep a list of future story ideas that I’m always adding to. 

 

🦀 You submitted a story to a traditional publisher and it was rejected. What story was it? Do you feel like going independent is the way to go moving forward?

 

I wrote my first book at 12 and started querying agents (for another story) when I was 15. It took me 10 years, 6 books, and hundreds of agency rejections to finally find my first agent. 

 

For 4 years, I worked with my first and second agent (both from big well-known agencies) to publish my debut fantasy novel THE FATED, which I’m releasing next month. I worked with my first agent when the novel was classified as Young Adult. When we ultimately weren’t able to sell, I revised the novel to be adult and worked with my second agent to go on several rounds of more submissions. The feedback from the publishers on all the submission rounds was kind and flattering, but each publisher and editor had different reasons for why they felt they couldn’t take on the project. To give you an idea, one editor said they enjoyed the story, but that it fit too much between the area of fantasy and magic realism for the publishing house to be able to market. Another editor adored the book, but her colleagues didn’t share the same enthusiasm, so the book never made it any further in the acquisition process. 

 

Unsurprisingly, facing so much repeated rejection for over a decade was very disheartening. I spent months of my life waiting for my “big break” to come, and when it didn’t, I would tell myself that the next book would do it, and then the next one after that. When it became clear THE FATED would never be traditionally published, I was heartbroken. For the hundredth time, I considered giving up writing altogether, but of course, like always when this thought had crossed my mind, I kept going. I’ve written for so many years that it has become a part of me, and to sever myself from it would be like losing my voice and my anchor in an already chaotic and confusing world. 

 

 

So instead of locking THE FATED away in a drawer, I decided to self-publish it. The book was already polished since I had revised it at least 6 times with my previous agents over the last 4 years. It would be as ready now as it would ever be–and I was tired of relying on anyone else to fulfill my lifelong dream of being published. Looking back, I’m grateful to my agents because they took a chance on an unknown writer and spent many hours giving me editing notes. I learned a lot from them about how to tell a story. I also am deeply thankful for the prior experience I gained about the publishing industry through both the agents that represented me as well as several agencies I interned for in college. 

 

I am, however, also grateful for all the amazing tools now available for authors to publish their works themselves. As the marketing and other budgets for even the biggest publishers continue to shrink, I believe self-publishing will play an even greater role in the industry moving forward. With the rise of booktok and self-published authors landing hybrid or traditional book deals after they made tons of sales on their own, we’ve already seen a lot of the stigma that previously surrounded self-publishing dissipate in the winds of change. 

 

🦀 Where did the concept of this carousel house originate from?

 

To be honest, I’m not really sure. I just knew I wanted the setting to be luxurious and magical–a characteristic that my debut novel THE FATED also shares. I also think that the concept of a lavish mansion that can spin like a carousel reinforces how powerful of a sorcerer the owner (Raidenn) is, which plays an integral role in setting up the stakes for the story. 

 

🦀 Are you Yuina, the main character of this short story? 

 

What a fun question! No, I would definitely say Yuina is a bit edgier than me. She’s also quite as glamorous as she is bitter, which are both traits with which I don’t particularly resonate. I do strive to make every main character I write relatable though in some way. So I would say I relate to Yuina’s desperation to change the circumstances around her and take her power back. 

 

 

🦀 In the story there is this line:

 

“The jazz music and opulent surroundings washed over our senses like the most intoxicating plume of opium smoke”

 

Is that suggesting that Yuina smokes opium, therefore she is familiar with its effects? 

 

I didn’t intend it that way, but readers are welcome to interpret those words for themselves. With this line, I was striving to solidify how intoxicatingly luxurious and carefree the setting of the Carousel House was. I also think it hints or at least might question how much Raidenn’s magic might be enhancing the already lavish decorations of the mansion in order to further dazzle and disarm his guests. 

 

🦀 I know you have a full novel coming out soon. Can you tell us what it’s about and what in your mind will make it worth it for readers to buy it and read it?

 

Sure, would love to! Here is the pitch: 

 

Every sixteen years a luxurious ocean liner known as The Fated appears at the docks of Abeon City to carry a few lucky passengers to paradise. Yet when people onboard begin disappearing, one woman soon discovers their destination might not be paradise after all.

 

Amarra Obrel never expects to receive a ticket in the mail. Ever since failing her chance at becoming a concert pianist three years ago, she has spent her days as an elevator operator, resigned to the uninteresting future that seems set before her. When given the opportunity to embark on The Fated, however, she boards with the hope of starting a new life. Yet she soon senses something dark and sinister lurks beneath the ship’s decadent halls, ornate ballrooms, and opulent jazz clubs. When people close to her begin disappearing, she is left with no other choice than to set out and uncover the vessel’s secrets along with fellow passenger Kye-Shin Hura. But instead of providing answers, every discovery leads to more questions—questions about why they were selected for this voyage in the first place and more disturbingly: If not to paradise, then where exactly is The Fated taking them?  

With cinematic and haunting prose, The Fated is the perfect suspenseful and atmospheric read for fans of The Night Circus, Titanic, The Great Gatsby, and The Midnight Library. 

This novel is for anyone who is looking for a luxurious and magical setting infused with mystery, romance, and suspense. While I am marketing it as a fantasy since it takes place in an alternative world, it has elements of magic realism as well as historical fantasy given the world of THE FATED resembles the glamor and undercurrent of tension in the 1920s-30s. 

 

🦀 I always see you posting on Substack and you always come off as a very driven and motivated writer. Where do you find that motivation in an industry where it seems so hard to make your books known to the general audience?

 

I believe every rejection I’ve received has made my resolve and determination to share my work with the world even stronger, so I’m willing to put in more hours and work than I likely would have had I never faced any obstacles. Writing is also just a part of my way of life, so while it can be difficult and frustrating at times, it never feels like the kind of work that is draining. In fact, writing and the purpose and love I infuse behind it is what motivates so much of my life. 

 

🦀 Your favorite writer today? Your least favorite one?

 

I can’t think of a least favorite writer, but I have so many I enjoy reading. In addition to the writers that I mentioned earlier who inspired me, I love reading Danielle L. Jensen, Donna Tartt, Kelly Link, and Leigh Bardugo among others.  

 

🦀 Does eating chocolate help write better books? If so, any specific type of chocolate you would recommend that writers should eat more often? I personally enjoy drinking hot cocoa before I go to bed. It gives me weird dreams.

 

I firmly believe eating chocolate helps with writing books along with many other things in life! I love milk chocolate truffles with the raspberry or strawberry filling, you know, the kind that you have to hunt for in the holiday chocolate boxes (which sometimes results in  a disastrous mis-selection). Also I agree that eating sugar right before bed can induce the strangest dreams. I should know as I’ve been guilty of this multiple times. 

 

🦀 Thank you for taking this time to give us an insight on yourself and your passion for storytelling. Look forward to great things coming up!

 

Thank you for reaching out as well as taking the time to read my work and speak with me! 

 

For anyone who is interested in following my writing journey further, I regularly give behind-the-scenes looks at my writing, publishing, and cover design process through my Dear Writing Diary series on Substack: katelynsam.substack.com. 

 

I also regularly post on Instagram @_katelynsam_, and my website is katelynsam.com

 

Last Masquerade at the Carousel House

Last Masquerade at the Carousel House By Katelynsam

An interview by INFAMOUS🦀

 

I admit it, sometimes I find books and short stories that instantly grab my attention and I would move them in my queue ahead of other TBR titles and break my own rules! Sometimes it’s because of the title, sometimes because of the cover, other times it might be the blurb (though the latter is very rare).

 

Such was the case with Last Masquerade at the Carousel House By Katelynsam, a short story with a long title.

 

I really didn’t know much about the author until I read a note on Substack where she was promoting the publication of this short story. I immediately loved both the title, the cover, and the premise of the story so I decided to not only buy and read the story but also contact Katelynsam to ask her more about her writing and its origins. Stay tuned for an upcoming Q&A with the author after this review.

 

PLOT:

Since this is a short story that I want to encourage all to buy and read, I will keep the synopsis to a bare minimum.

Basically this all takes place one evening at a social gathering where selected guests-including our protagonist Yuina, her uncle, and her fiance-have been invited to attend.

It’s a mysterious ball thrown by an even more mysterious host known for honing very powerful magic skills, which he uses here for his guests’ own amusement.

As you read on, you will find out more about the ‘fragile’ relationship Yuina has with uncle and fiance, and how meeting the host of this most extravagant party will change the course of her life and theirs.

 

MYSTERY + OPULENCE:

I’ve always been a fan of mystery stories that take place in opulent settings. The film masterpiece Last Year in Marienbad is a good example of this, where the dark, mysterious elements intertwine with the beauty and opulence of the environment. Usually that consists of a hotel, or a house, or even a cruise ship. In this story the author did spectacularly well at really taking us into this 4-story building (which by the way swivels on its own axis!) and we immediately feel pulled in. This setting MUST work in this type of story for everything else to work as well. If you have good characters but their surroundings lack that aura of beauty and mystery the readers won’t be able to fully commit to the narrative. So special attention must be paid to how the environment is described.

Katelynsam, fortunately for us, managed to meet those expectations and recreated a carousel house that feels beautiful but eerie, as both the outside and inside of it are so well defined that I have to admit, I wish this was more than just a short story.

 

TITLE + COVER:

Special credit also goes to the author for coming up with such a catchy and intriguing title, certainly a massive hook for me, and for designing the cover concept. Look at that cover, it is gorgeous! That is the type of book cover I particularly love because it creates mystery around the book but it also compliments the aesthetics of a personal library or studio like a piece of decoration. I know many of our readers do not necessarily go crazy for that cover style but nevertheless, major credit to Katelynsam for creating it.

 

JUST A FEW ISSUES:

Perhaps because this is a short story, I felt like the author could have used more exposition at times. How did the main character, fiance, and uncle get the invitation to this event? How was the host Raidenn casually wearing the magic talisman around his neck where anyone could easily snatch it?

Also a few lines to me that sounded awkward, like:

 

“The jazz music and opulent surroundings washed over our senses like the most intoxicating plume of opium smoke.”

 

Does that imply that Yuima is an opium smoker? Don’t know, nor does the author ever explain.

 

CONCLUSIONS:

Is this short story with a long name a perfect five star read? No.

Do I highly recommend it? Yes! And I say this because the positives far outweigh the (minor) negatives and I feel that perhaps the short story format is to blame for its shortcomings more so than the writer’s own skills.

 

Stay tuned for a Q&A with the author coming up soon!

 

Let us know what you think in the comments below!

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Homecoming by Jake Widmer – a Review

Homecoming: The First Chris Folly Thriller (Chris Folly Series Book 1)

 

Trying to spark a resurgence of men’s fiction has been a lonely (and Quixotic) quest for the last 15 years. But the desired renaissance might be imminent, judging by the recent interest in the masculine genres of yesteryear. In fact, there’s a burgeoning community of literate men who not only enjoy reading it, but are now writing new men’s adventure fiction themselves.

Jake Widmer is part of that community, and has created an heir to the legendary characters like Mack Bolan and Nick Carter.

PLOT:

Chris Folly returns from overseas to his hometown of Pittsburgh, discovering that he and his erstwhile stomping grounds have traveled opposite trajectories. It is implied that he was a bit of a hellraiser as a kid, but has straightened out and calmed down considerably. Meanwhile, the old neighborhood has gone down the toilet.

There’s a new (?) drug on the streets that is turning everything worse as it makes the rounds. I don’t know if the drug is real or fictional, but is plausible enough for me.

The local police department is corrupt from top to bottom, locked in a sort of clandestine struggle against County Law Enforcement, which fortunately has some honest deputies. Even more fortunate is that an old platonic female friend of Chris Folly’s is one such deputy.

Not so fortunate is the fact that Folly’s single mother is in a relationship with the drug kingpin who owns the metro police and is turning the city into his own dirty, violent kingdom. This is a wrinkle I don’t believe I’ve come across before.

Folly’s old friend introduces him to an honest cop who runs the LEO for the sheriff and has considerable pull. Folly is unofficially offered to work off-the-books for the Sheriff’s Department and bust heads, if necessary, cleaning up the syndicate and the network of drug trafficking.

Perfect setup for a well-armed vigilante with a particular set of skills. What follows is fun and satisfying.

CHARACTERS:

I appreciate that the military background Widmer chose for Folly is off the beaten path. Also, the boss villain is not a stereotype at all. He is so understated as to seem harmless–whereas his amoral nephew is quite obviously dangerous.

Folly’s mother is another refreshing departure from the typical supporting cast. Not someone whose behavior will make you feel warm and fuzzy; but someone painfully real.

CRAFT:

Homecoming is a well-written book. Not mistake-free, but well worth your time and a nice launch of a character who may have plenty of literary mileage ahead of him.