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SAFREN (Alpha Agogex) by Infamous

Editor’s Note: VP has a treat for you today. The Infamous Gio has been working on some fiction of his own, and is sharing one of the companion pieces to the fantasy novel he is involved with. This story is a lighthearted, amusing departure, stylistically, from the other work in the developing Agogex canon.

Even though SAFREN: Alpha Agogex belongs to the same fantasy universe written under the pseudonym of Abigail Lakewood, the direction Gio decided to take this concept was quite different from the other stories. 

Here, the narrator and the main character are one and the same. However, Safren the Narrator, unlike Safren the MC, is not bound by space, time, culture, or language. This is part of the creative liberty Gio took in order to create a narrative of fantasy filled with comedic undertones. 

This is NOT chick lit, but it is fantasy/pulp ‘disguised’ as such. We might say, at best, that it has chick lit tropes in a fantasy setting. Safren does not represent a ‘girl boss’ role model for ambitious, independent women. In fact, Safren was originally conceived as a villain for the story Scars: An INFAMOUS Legend, but there was something special about her demeanor, and Gio decided she should have her own adventures. However, in order to make this villain compelling enough on her own, he had to immerse her in a world where comedy and satire could coexist within the fantasy setting.

Some may ask why Safren speaks differently as the narrator than as the MC. When you read ‘Safren the narrator’ you’re reading her thoughts, you’re reading her soul. She is not actually speaking to another character or doing an interview.

A series of short stories/episodes is being created. Each can be enjoyed as a stand-alone tale, even  knowing little to nothing about Agogex, or Carriala, or the New National Religious Doctrine.

Some of the dialogue and character interactions, you might notice, read kinda’ like a superhero comic book, rather than a classic fantasy novel (particularly when it comes to the villains). That, again, is intentional, because of the overall goal to create a more contemporary, pop culture icon.

Hope you enjoy,

Hank.

SAFREN

Alpha Agogex

 

Introduction

 

“Agogé Safren! You inspire, yes? Your momma and papa proud of you, yes?” Agogex head trainer Mirix takes her helmet and gloves off while the other Agogex trainers push the other young girls aside to make room until only the head trainer and Safren are left facing each other. Murmurs can be heard all around.

“You strong, you fast, you Agogé!” Mirix says, inviting Safren to attack her. 

Yes, that was me. I was 16 years old at the time, and on that day I received a major whooping from our head trainer Mirix for simply being the best in my group and for squatting more weight than probably even she herself was able to squat at her ripe age of… well, who knows? Old.

I think that was a 28-stone boulder I was hoisting (close to 400 pounds). But I can’t quite recall. I’m not sure any 16-year-old Agogex ever lifted that boulder before, let alone squat it for reps. In hindsight, I wouldn’t be surprised if the beating I received was not so much a lesson in humility as rather an outer manifestation of Mirix’s brittle ego, unable to deal with the fact that an Agogex of my age was that ‘stupid strong’.

But that seems to be the story of my life after all: the more I excelled the more backlash and retaliation I seemed to receive. Our enemies always tried to kill me on the battleground. My fellow Agogex always hoped I would get killed on the battleground… or worse. If you’ve never been to the Eastern front lines fighting the barbaric hordes, you should know the only thing those cavemen love more than killing an Agogex is to capture one alive. I’ll let you figure out the rest.

But I truly believe jealousy from other lesser specimens was indeed my worst enemy in life, not foreign invaders. When you are the strongest, fastest, and brightest of the bunch, you don’t make many friends, but you sure make a whole lot of enemies and haters.

My name is Agogex Safren, daughter of the legendary Carrialan warrior Mouslenix Dottir. I come from a family of military leaders going back generations—to the times before the last Holy War, when giants still roamed among us. I was born to lead and bred to conquer… and to kill.

I am the ALPHA AGOGEX.

Trouble in Komirn

1

“Are you getting along with the others?” 

That would be Father asking me that question. He is the legendary Carrialan warrior Mouslenix Dottir of the Dottir dynasty. He has a great reputation for leading military campaigns in the Eastern borders of Carriala against the barbaric invaders. His heroic feats are known throughout the country, and one time he slew an entire platoon of 50 barbarians single-handedly after all other Carrialan soldiers had been slaughtered. 

“Agogé fear me. Those who not fear me just hate me,” I answer.

“That is quite normal, my dear daughter, when you are better than the rest. I had to go through a similar experience myself, climbing up the ranks of the Carrialan military hierarchy. Always some private talking behind my back out of spite and jealousy.

Don’t let it get to you, Safren darling, as they are only admitting to their inferiority. They realize they will always be second-best, and it gnaws at their souls.”

Gotta love Dad. He has always been so supportive of my military career in the Agogex caste. He and Mom always told me the story of how elated they were to find out their baby had been selected by the gods to be Agogex. Tears of joy ran for days, and my Mom picked the name Safren from the legendary she-giant who roamed the lands before all giants disappeared. 

Oh, you didn’t know? I descend from Safren the Giant herself from Mother’s side! Of course, neither I nor Mom are 12-feet tall due to the mixing of blood throughout many generations, but there is definitely giant DNA in us. Both my Mom and I are naturally much larger and stronger than the average woman, even without dark potions. And just look at my freakin’ legs! They’re huge! Those, my friends, are definitely giant legs! I can never find trousers that fit me properly because of those ‘tree trunks’, and wherever I go, people always stare at them as if they were actually staring at a giant from the old days.

“I angry when Agogé trainers want to chastise me for being better than others.” I said to my father. “They not reward me for doing better, they punish.”

“Daughter, let me explain something to you. People like me and you will never have an easy life. You have giant blood from your mother and Dottir warrior blood from me. Add whatever enhancing concoxions the Patrarchons are giving you in the mix, and you get an unstoppable force of nature that all fear, including the highest ranked Agogex. 

Do not let that discourage you, because YOU have control, not them.” As he says those words he reaches out and holds my chin with his thumb and index fingers, lifting up my head and looking me straight into my eyes. “Look at you, Safren. You have perfect skin complexion, perfect hair, a bone structure that would be the envy of the gods themselves. In fact, you are like a god made flesh in all regards. You are stronger, faster, wiser, and braver than any man, woman, or Agogex that ever lived. You were meant to succeed where everybody else would fail. It might seem a curse to you right now, but it is not. Trust the words I am saying to you!”

Wow, when dad wants to give me an epic pep talk he can really outdo himself, can’t he! The truth is, he knows exactly how things go in camp. He is in close contact with the Agogex captains and trainers due to his ranking and reputation. They probably explained to him that the stronger Agogex are also the ones who have their lives made harder because, well, we simply operate at another level, I guess. But an Agogex who descends from both giants and Dottir warriors must be something new even for them, and I do feel that sometimes they come down a little too hard on me perhaps.

Oh, here is Mother, fashionably late as always. “Oh, hello, baby Safren, MWAH!” She hugs me and gives me a most wet and sloppy kiss, typical of Mom. “That odor, Safren baby! Will I ever get used to it? It is so bold!”

At the age of 42 Mother looks healthier and stronger than most women 10 years younger. The type of beauty that doesn’t exude the frailty of a damsel in distress, but rather the power of a warrior queen as described in the fairy tales read to children. Do not let her beautiful gown deceive you either, she is well taught in the arts of combat–I mean, look who she’s married to–and carries a weapon with her at all times. She loves to challenge herself physically and she follows a very healthy diet of mostly protein and vegetables. I feel sorry for any man (or woman) whose idea of trying to rob her would cross their mind, for they’d be in for a big surprise, and not the good kind either.

“Dinner should be served soon. Let me run down to the kitchen to speak with our cooks and our maids to get everything set up,” she informs with an excited look on her face. 

If you were wondering, yes, my parents are financially very well off thanks to Father’s military career and his Dottir dynasty heritage. Mom, though not as wealthy initially, was always well provided for by her parents, their giant lineage always making them favorite guests of the upper social stratum of Carriala.

Food! Do you think you can eat or know someone who can put away some major food? You ain’t seen nothing until you’ve eaten at the Dottirs. I’m sure you’re aware of the immense amounts of food Agogex need to eat due to their fast metabolism and higher muscle mass. Well I’m twice the size of the average Agogex; I’m a ‘big girl’ and I need a lot of food, and I mean A LOT! Fortunately, though at a smaller scale, both of my parents are big eaters so I never have to worry whenever we have dinner together, such as is the case tonight. 

I feel bad for those Agogex in camp whose families don’t live in the capital like my folks. They get visitations sure, but they must feel homesick at times.

“Making lots of friends in camp, luv?” Mother asks.

“Always same question, always same answer, Momma. Agogé fear me. Too big, too strong, too… everything.” And as I say that I take another bite of the roast that the maids have been serving. “Hmm, hmm, hmm! Oh Momma this is good! No, no good. De-li-cious!” 

No leftovers. Big surprise. But I’m still hungry, so I run back to the kitchen. “Baby, there is some ham and cold meats and vegetables in the pantry!” Yells Mom from the dining area as I already work to fill up a fresh platter with assorted cold meats and vegetables in the kitchen area. The maids and cooks have a weird look on their faces. Fear? Disgust? Not sure, nor do I care too much. But I notice some of them are looking too much on the frail side. “Momma, you feeding servants? Some look too thin, even for puny humans.” I yell so she can hear me.

“We pay them well, and they have assigned times for brunch and lunch during the day,” Mother yells back.

The servants keep looking at each other and I feel like they are hiding something. I grab one of the man servants by the collar. “Tell me what you hiding, goat!” I demand of him. I know, I know, I don’t have much finesse, but it always works for me!

“Tell me why you look so thin! You no eat? You ill?”

“Please Agogex Safren, let Sconard go! I will tell you everything but please do not hurt him!” One of the maids shouts. 

“Sconard? This your male goat, girl?” I ask her. Hey do not get me started on my Agogex speech! I will talk more about that later, but right now I’ve got a mystery to solve!

Meanwhile, both of my parents approach as they hear the commotion in the kitchen.

“Yes, Sconard is my male g… my fiance, I mean,  and I do not want to see any harm befall him. My name is Aramiz”

“Speak then, Aramiz. Answer my question.”

“If I speak, truly we will all be dead by the morrow, Agogex Safren.”

“You are in my home and you will answer my daughter now, or you will be dead before tomorrow!” Papa and his theatrics! He really doesn’t mean that, but it surely has an effect.

“Very well, Lord Dottir, Lady Dottir, and Agogex Safren. I shall speak truthfully. We all live in the Komirn neighborhood of Carriala city. This neighborhood is ruled with an iron fist by Lord Morval, a very powerful slum lord with many connections, and his henchmen. He taxes all of us who have an income, and by the time we pay him, we have no money left, not even for food!”

Listening to Aramiz only makes my blood boil. These people work for my Dad and can’t even buy food because of a greedy goat who keeps taxing them? He might as well steal directly from Father’s coffers! The insolence!

“Daughter, whatever you need to do, just let me know and I will gladly join you!” Father says.

“No Papa. You and Momma relax, I go take care of scummy goat.”

“Agogex Safren, Lord Morval has many men under his command. A small army of former warriors.” Aramiz tries to warn me. I’m sure she has good intentions.

“Aramiz, you and your people no longer have to starve. I go fix this right now.”

“Take my hunting knife with you, Safren. Your Agogex sword might not be well suited for the occasion. Too cumbersome,” Father tells me, and I have to agree with him.

“Hurry up, darling. We’ll keep some tea warm for you!” Mother tells me.

“Thank you Mother. I hurry, you no worry now,” I reply.

After getting directions and concealing Father’s hunting knife in my trousers, I go hunting for scummy goats who steal from Father. 

 

2

Komirn. One of the worst  neighborhoods of Carriala. Or so I was told. I don’t hang out much since I’m always in training or on a tour out East. When I’m not training or in battle, I hang out with my family for the most part. All the same to me, heads will roll today.

Already I get stares from bystanders and random onlookers. I changed my outfit to blend in more, but you can’t hide 210 pounds of muscle on an imposing 6-feet frame. It’s just not going to happen.

I’m being followed. In fact, I know someone has been following since I stepped foot in this neighborhood. Decrepit homes surround me on each side of the street in the dark of night. With all we do to keep this country safe, the authorities refuse to clean up this place and make it livable. Why? That is what I’m asking myself when a voice shouts: “You better stop where you are and drop any and all weapons you might be carrying on you, Agogex!”

“You work for Lord Morval? He the one I want to speak!” I say to the hiding figure. But I was wrong, as out of the shadow of these dark allies, not one but multiple figures emerge, and they’re all armed with knives and axes. No crossbows though. Too easy.

The one who spoke to me, perhaps the leader, approaches cautiously and speaks again: “You’ve wandered far from home, Agogex. Even for a creature like yourself, this is hardly a wise choice.” His thin and lanky frame is decorated with costly leather trousers and a vest. Is that what our servants’ money has been used for?

“I must see Lord Morval on very important business,” I say to the man.

“The only business Lord Morval would pay heed to from one of the likes of you would involve selling your body every night to the highest bidder to do with it whatever they please,” responds the man.

“Thank you for tell me you know Lord Morval. Take me to him and you be very happy.” 

The man laughs at my words. “Are YOU going to make me very happy, Agogex? How?” He snarls.

“This for you to find out when you take me to Lord Morval. He get very upset if you not take me to him.”

I could see the man spinning his wheels. My game was working. Dumb goat.

“I will take you to see the lord, but you must relinquish your weapons first,” he says.

“All I carry is this,” I say as I toss him Father’s sheathed hunting knife.

All eyes fall on the hunting knife in awe. “This alone must be worth the weight of the Agogex in gold!’ Another man shouts, his eyes filled with greed.

“It seems, brethrens, that we are going to have a bountiful day,” the first man (and whom I now am convinced is the leader of this group) says to his boys. “Shall we take our Agogex friend to Lord Morval? I am sure the lord could use some amusement!”

As they search me for other weapons, these two goons almost faint. “That scent! What is it?” One of them says, stepping away from me.

“All Agogex carry that. They call it Agogex mystical scent, methinks,” the leader says to them. “Now do your duty and search her for other weapons she might be concealing!”

After they search me and find no other weapons, their leader decides to walk me to their lair. Great, now we’re getting somewhere! Oh they also bind my hands with steel manacles. That might create some issues later on, but I’ll figure something out when the time comes.

As we are walking I can hear murmurs from the men in the group:

“Legendary is the size of Agogex muscles, though never have I seen or heard of Agogex that can get that large!”

“She looks like a goddess who took upon flesh and bones. Many of our patrons would pay with caskets full of gold to put her to work in their brothels!”

“Goddesses smell like that? Where does that smell even come from? I feel like fainting!”

“Behold that hair! And that skin! A true exotic beauty for those who have a peculiar taste!” 

“Though she sounds like a nitwit when she speaks.”

“Who cares how she speaks, really!”

Other similar comments reach my ears on the way, when we finally reach a mansion that looks as elaborate and opulent as stolen gold can buy. A mansion built on the back and the sweat of honest people, but most important, a mansion built on the wealth of a Dottir. As we walk in, scantily clad women sit around the main living area, and there are armed guards posted at each corner. They take me upstairs. More scantily clad women, more armed guards. And they are all staring at me like they’ve never seen a 6-feet, 210-pound Agogex built like a goddess… Okay, okay, I’m kidding!

We finally stand before a large double door casted in gold, this might be it! Finally! I was getting bored!

The leader of the group speaks to one of the guards who in turns knocks on the double door. Someone from the other side opens just a crack of the door; some words are exchanged. A few more minutes go by, then finally the door is opened all the way and access is granted.

I try not to laugh at the sight that greets me. This fool actually has a throne built for himself and he is sitting on it with, you guessed it, more scantily clad women all around and more armed guards. Both the women and the guards stare at me as if they’ve never seen an Agogex before. Maybe some never have. 

“Lord Morval, Kalimer Tulme at your service, bringing you good tidings. A most fascinating creature from the heart of the capital! A goddess, for all intents and purposes! I give you an Agogex!” 

So the thin little man who brought me here is called Kalimer Tulme, good to know. Hope he has no close relatives to mourn him when this is all said and done.

Lord Morval takes a long look at me and says: “I have seen Agogex before, including legendary Master General Megax, but none ever as large and as striking as this specimen. Who are you? You have permission to speak, Agogex.”

Isn’t that nice of Lord Morval, he even gives me permission to speak. The fat goat!

“I Agogé Safren! Divinely chosen at birth by the gods! Forged in body and spirit by the Patrarchons! I come to speak to you, Lord Morval!”

Lord Morval looks at me like I am out of my mind. I just made my formal Agogex introduction like I’ve done a thousand times before, what can possibly be so amusing? Wait, is he even chuckling now?

“We must admire our friend, Agogex Safren, brothers! She is strong, she is brave… but she is also out of her turf.” His last spoken words have a threatening tone. “Before I decide what to do with you, Agogex Safren, please amuse us by telling us what motives could possibly drive a goddess such as yourself to come and visit a hell hole like Komirn and… and what is that smell?”

3

Agogex mystical scent. Let’s put this to rest once and for all. Agogex mystical scent is a thing. When we, Agogex, are administered the dark potion known as the ‘Widow’, a lot happens within our physiology. Among the myriad of things that the Widow triggers over time, the production of what is known as ‘Agogex mystical scent’ is perhaps the most peculiar. 

From the day we are divinely selected, we are taught that we are ‘not women nor men’ but I guarantee you, our sexual organs are the same as any normal healthy woman’s, for all intents and purposes. Inside our female body parts are glands the Widow stimulates to produce a very strong and unique scent. The larger the Agogex, the larger her private parts, the larger the glands, the stronger the scent secreted. I’m the biggest Agogex on record so you can imagine how intense my mystical scent can get. No amount of washing, rinsing, or applying balms can block the scent from lingering all around me. And that’s with clothes on! If I was to remove all my clothes, most of those standing nearby would probably faint within seconds. Agogex are totally immune to the effects of the mystical scent (even though we can smell it). I personally don’t notice it anymore, though Mom and Dad always make some kind of annoying remark on it. 

On the outside I could pass for a very healthy, well formed adult human female down there, in the way my body has developed, but the mystical scent truly divides Agogex from natural women.

“… and what is that smell?” Lord Morval asks.

“They call it Agogex mystical scent, Lord Morval,” Kalimer Tulme answers. “It is the essence of the gods infused into the Agogex, as they represent the gods in our world, according to the NNRD (New National Religious Doctrine).” 

I think that sounds just about right. I’ll take it.

“All the same. Agogex Safren, please share with us the reason as to why Komirn is honored with your presence this evening.”

“You steal from Father. You need to stop,” I answer. 

Murmurs follow. And why are the scantily clad women looking at me with such spite in their eyes? I didn’t come here to be their competition!

“I know not your father, Agogex. So how am I to steal from him whom I do not know?” Lord Morval looks honestly baffled.

I try to be clearer. “Father employs residents of Komirn as servants. He pays them. You steal from them. So you stealing from Father.”

“Are you calling Lord Morval a thief? The insolence of this Agogex!” Kalimer Tulme says and takes a swing at me! The coward!

“Aaaaaaaahhhh! My hand!” he shouts in pain, holding the hand he just struck me with.

Giant bone density. Legend has it that giants had bones as hard as steel. Mother always tells me that they used to forge weapons made of giant bones because of their toughness and durability. I knew I had inherited that feature because, let’s face it, with the amount of heavy weights I lift in training, no matter how strong my muscles might be, my bones would snap under the sheer pressure. Also, when growing up in camp it is unavoidable to get into skirmishes with other Agogex due to our Widow-fueled aggressive behavior, but every time I got hit in the face it was always the Agogex striking me that would hold their hands in pain.

“She broke my hand! Agogex whore broke my hand!” Shouts Kalimer Tulme, as if hoping that Lord Morval would simply order my execution due to a few broken knuckles.

Instead he laughs wholeheartedly. “Hahaha! Agogex Safren is full of surprises. She even has a chin of steel, folks. A true specimen indeed!”

“I ask again, Lord Morval, that you stop taking gold coins from Father’s servants!” I say in a demanding tone, no longer even paying attention to the sobbing Kalimer Tulme.

“Agogex Safren, from where I am sitting, you are the one in captivity, with steel manacles around your wrists, surrounded by an army of loyal guards who are devoted only to me,” Lord Morval replies. “Unless you do not come with a business proposal of my satisfaction, I will never stop taxing the people of Kormin.”

“I do have proposition for you,” I say to him. That seems to peak his interest.

“You do, do you now?” Lord Morval says, reflecting. “And what would such a proposition consist of, I ask?” He chuckles, probably not taking me too seriously.

“If you abide by my request, I let you live!”

Silence for 1, 2, 3 seconds.

“You threatening me? I will sell you to the highest bidder and you will spend the rest of your days whoring for bread and water! Who do you think you are, coming to my house making demands!”

I think I pissed him off. Good!

“The only reason why I will not torture you is because I need your body unscathed for the houses of pleasure you will be put to work in. Guards! Take her to the cell. Tomorrow we will have the first Agogex to ever become a ‘girl of pleasure’!”

Great! Now I’m going to be late home for tea! Can’t spend the night in this rat hole. No time for this!

As soon as the two main guards try to grab me by the arms to lead me away I pull my arms inward leading them to clash against one another headfirst. Immediately, Kalimer Tulme thrusts my Father’s hunting knife at me with his good arm, but I side step in a timely fashion and use my arms to lock his thrusting arm, forcing him to drop the knife, then I keep applying pressure until his elbow pops and Kalimer Tulme screams in pain. I make sure that arm is totally broken.

Other armed guards rush toward me, I roll onto the floor to grab the hunting knife. Even with manacles on I can still handle the short blade pretty good. I blow a strand of my blonde hair that always seems to get in my face every time I get ready for a fight. And no I won’t shave my head like most other Agogex. I promised Mother. Long story for another day.

“Do not let her escape!” Lord Morval shouts.

Escape? Do I look like the type who tries to escape? Really!

Father’s hunting knife drinks of the blood of these men. They fall before me like trees being chopped down by an axe, manacles notwithstanding.

A big goat swings an axe at me but barely misses. I thrust my knife upwards through his wrist. He howls in pain and drops the axe involuntarily, I kick him in the lower back. He drops to the ground. If not dead, he’ll be paralyzed for life. Others are coming. The scantily clad women are screaming and running for cover or rushing for the exit doors.

Lord Morval is still sitting on his high throne, perhaps paralyzed by fear or perhaps confident that his men will be able to subjugate me. The fool! He’ll regret not trying to escape.

Another guard jumps me from behind and wraps his arm around my neck trying to choke me. He must be trained as he seems to know what he is doing, and I can’t shake him off. I can’t reach him with the knife, and he has his legs locked in around my torso. Can’t breathe. I go down on one knee while I see other armed guards quickly getting closer. I see a glass window. I think fast, get back up on both feet, and rush for the window. As I spring up using the immense propelling power generated by those tree trunks I have for legs, I jump right through the window, smashing the glass panels with the man still latched onto my back. As I jump through the window, I spin so that as we drop from the third (or fourth?) floor, my little unwanted passenger will get the brunt of our fall. The man holds on to me tight until we land. A wet sound mixed with a cracking one follows. Then I feel his arms and legs go limp. 

 

4

I get up fast, still holding on to Father’s hunting knife while more armed guards rush outside to finish me. They look at their brother laying now in an ever expanding pool of his own blood. On a closer glance, I notice that his head smashed like a pumpkin on impact, killing him instantly.

The others hesitate. Maybe these goats are smarter than what I thought. Lord Morval too comes outside through the main entrance. “Do not let her put thoughts of fear into your heads! She is but a woman after all!” 

I am not sure he even believes his own words. My body is pumped, my muscles are engorged with oxygen-rich blood making all those veins and vessels enlarge like snakes under the skin, glistening in the light of the moon. Every fiber of every tissue throbbing in a dance of war—and I am not even breathing heavily yet.

The men, albeit hesitantly, open up to try and flank me from the sides while distracting me with an initial frontal attack. These are definitely trained soldiers and not just common mercenaries. This might create a little bit of an issue. If I could just remove these stupid manacles! Maybe if I just try…

“Is she trying to break steel chains?” One of the men says in disbelief

“Attack her, now!” Yells Lord Morval. 

This is taking too long. I can feel the chains straining under my efforts but by the time I’ll manage to set my arms free these goons will already be on me! I’ll just have to—

“Stop! Now! In the name of Carrialan authority!”

That voice!

“I am Mouslenix Dottir, and I come to rescue my daughter, Agogex Safren!”

“Papa why you here? I told stay home with Momma and relax.”

“It was getting late, baby. Your Mother asked me to come get you before tea got cold,” Father replies.

“Papa! I told you many times, you not call me ‘baby’ around other people!” I say to him in a frustrated tone. I really hate it when he calls me that in front of other people, especially in front of goats who are supposed to fear me!

“You are still my baby. You always will be!” Is his response.

The armed men look at each other. They obviously know who Father is, and from the look in their eyes, they also know what he is capable of doing with a sword in his hands.

“My lord, Mouslenix Dottir, my deepest apologies,” Lord Morval says, knowing that probably it is not a good idea to piss off one of the most powerful men in Carriala. “I was not made aware of the relationship Agogex Safren shared with you, sir.”

“I know your kind, Lord Morval. You would not hesitate in taking something beautiful and precious and tarnishing it and destroying it just for lucre. Look at this neighborhood. All of this is the fruit of your schemings and your dealings. But now you have attempted to do to my daughter what you have done to this part of the city: prostitute her to the highest bidders until only a shell of her former self is left. Abuse her, degrade her, violate her until even her will to live is wiped away!” As he speaks these words, Father unsheaths Darungel, his legendary sword which propelled him through the most illustrious military career in the known world. 

I get tears just looking at that sight. How many times growing up and training with Father he let me hold and even practice with Darungel.

You see, daughter, you are only able to hold Darungel because she lets you. Because she can see that you are not just an Agogex, but an Alpha Agogex. Only a few will Darungel choose; only the true warriors at heart who are made of a different stock. That rare breed whom legends are always made of. Most Agogex your age could not even hold Darungel due to her sheer size and weight, but you come from the lineage of Safren the She-Giant. But that is not all. Even if you were the strongest creature in all of the known world, you still could not yield Darungel because Darungel chooses you, not the other way around.

I wipe my tears, I look at Papa, so proud and fierce, standing before these men to protect his baby daughter. Because that is what Papa is: a Protector.

None of these men want to fight and lose their lives to protect the interests of a greedy fat goat. One by one they all kneel to Father then they leave, after handing us the keys to unlock the manacles. The only two left are Lord Morval and his right-hand man Kalimer Tulme, who meanwhile has managed to drag his sorry self downstairs (broken knuckles, broken arm, and all.)

“Your men have left you, Lord Morval. All of them. And I would not even call this creature crawling by your side a man. I should report you and have the House of Aratex unleash the full power of their laws on you. I am sure you know about Aratex laws regarding crimes against a General or against their kin, do you not?” Father asks.

“My most sincere apologies, Mouslenix Dottir, and to you, Lady Agogex Safren. This was all a big misunderstanding, it seems. I will repay you in gold but please do not report me to the Aratex.”

“You must promise never tax honest men and women of Komirn ever again. They suffer much because of you and they too skinny even for puny humans,” I say to him.

“Anything you ask, Lady Agogex Safren!”

“I will present a plan to the House of Aratex to rebuild this part of Carriala, so if you think you can resume your corrupt business affairs after we leave, think again,” Father admonishes Lord Morval.

I still think we should behead him, but it’s getting late and killing a defenseless fat goat really brings no glory.

“Let us go home, daughter, and let the vermin crawl back underground, out of sight where he belongs,” Father says to me as he reaches over and gives me a kiss on my forehead while caressing my blonde hair gently. 

“You must know, Safren, that no matter what life brings forth, the Dottirs are alway there for each other. Always.”

“I not say this a lot, Father, but I love you.”

I know what you’re thinking, an Agogex caught in a sentimental moment? Hey I’m still daddy’s little girl even though I’m a 210-pound goddess of pure muscles with blood of giants flowing in my veins and bones like steel. Just don’t let the other Agogex know!

 

5

Once we get back home we find Mother waiting anxiously for us with the servants. When I pass along the good news, Aramiz is moved with joy and gives me a hug I was not expecting.

“Thank you so much, Agogex Safren! This means so much for us and for our families!”

I grab her by the shoulders and say: “Just promise me, you all start eating and stop being so frail.”

Aramiz blushes. “We can actually afford bread and milk again now that Lord Morval will no longer tax us!”

“And if something like that happens again, speak up and not be afraid! You tell me or Father and Mother. You work for Dottir family, you have protection.”

Mother interrupts. “Tea is still warm. I made extra for Aramiz and the others since this has now become a special occasion and we must celebrate together.”

“Oh no, Lady Dottir, we could never—” Aramiz is finishing her sentence when Father interrupts her. 

“Nonsense. You, Sconard, and the others will share tea with us on this most marvelous evening, knowing that the streets of Komirn will be a lot safer tonight and every other night thereof, when you walk home,” Father says.

“You are most kind, sir. We are glad to partake then.”

As we enjoy tea time, Sconard says: “Permission to speak, Agogex Safren, Lady Dottir, Lord Dottir.”

“Permission granted,” responds Father, as head of the household.

“I and the others had a small request to make.”

“If it is a raise in your personal wages that you wish to request, it is granted.” Father says.

“No, not exactly, Lord Dottir,” continues Sconard, “though that is most charitable of you, my lord. Our request was in regards to being trained in the arts of war.”

“Arts of war?” Mother asks in surprise. “Do you mean teaching you how to fight?”

“Yes, how to fight and defend ourselves when you are not around,” Aramiz now interjects.

“This certainly is a most rare request,” Mother says with an arched eyebrow.

“We can teach you the fundamentals of fighting and how to use weapons, but ultimately it is up to your discipline and work ethics,” Father elaborates.

At this point, I feel like I have to say something. “You must eat, get stronger. You cannot learn fighting if too weak to even hold sword or throw a fist.”

“I will make a proposal to you all. If you can first gain some healthy weight in the next four weeks, we can then discuss teaching you how to fight. But like Safren said, get stronger first. You all have been starving for too long,” Father says to them.

As we conversate over tea, we hear knocking on the main door. Who could it be at this late hour?

One of the maids goes to answer the door then quickly comes back with an envelope. “It was a herald wearing the garments of the House of Aratex, and he handed me this, addressed to Agogex Safren.”

She hands me the envelope. I immediately see the seal of Aratex and I already suspect what it’s about.

I open the envelope with a small knife, and inside there is a letter:

To Agogex Safren, your immediate attention is required:

As per the will of the gods, as conferred to the Patrarchons of Carriala, you are hereby requested to appear at the main Holy Camp tomorrow at dawn to embark in a most delicate military tour in the East. Movement has been reported on the borders as the hordes of Morcon the Savage are now mobilizing. Carrialan troops on location cannot hold the lines much longer without reinforcements. Agogex Safren and other selected Agogex will join the troops of Agogex Captain Sorraya, to go serve, fight, and even die, if needed, for the good of Carriala.

Signed: Aratex Looke

The end of the letter brings an eerie silence in the room, until I speak. “Be of good cheer, for this what I train for. I Agogé. I fight!”

“Luv, get her things ready. She needs to get some sleep before heading off to Holy Camp at dawn,” Father says to Mother, who obliges.

So this is it, off I go to the Eastern front yet again. This is now my third tour and, hopefully, this one will grant me a promotion to Captain. I should have already been Captain, but, again, the more I outdo my competition the more I get denied my rightful ranking. But it’s okay, I will be the fiercest Agogex Captain that has ever lived and then… then, I will become the new Agogex Master General, even if I have to challenge Master Megax for that coveted spot. I will carry the Purple Streak. That is a promise!

Epilogue 

In a dark alley somewhere in the town of Varne, just outside the capital of Carriala City, Lord Morval and Kalimer Tulme slowly approach a door guarded by two gigantic guards. Not giants perhaps but as close as it gets.

“Master awaits,” one of the two big men says to Lord Morval.

Once inside, they’re both escorted through a corridor descending to what seems like the guts of hell itself, the only light provided by gaslight sconces running on either side of the corridor’s walls.

Ultimately, they reach an entrance to what seems to be a temple. To what god or gods is this temple dedicated, it is not clear. But the interior decoration is an assortment of tapestry and statues that all depict epic battle scenes from before the last Holy War, when giants still roamed the lands.

A tall figure is standing by the altar. Taller than the average tall man, just like the two guards by the entrance. Close to 8-feet tall perhaps, and heavily muscled, judging by the width of his shoulders, though covered by a black cape.

Kalimer Tulme still carries the wounds inflicted by Agogex Safren. His right hand is in bandages and his left arm is in a cast.

The tall figure moves forward into the light of the sconces bolted to the walls and surrounding the entire room, creating an eerie atmosphere.

“Lord Morval, why do you bring your dog with you into holy ground?” The mysterious figure asks.

“Master Brazzure, I bring Kalimer Tulme to offer to you an accurate account of the problem we have at hand over in Komirn,” Lord Morval answers.

“The Agogex whore insulted you, Master Brazzure, by killing and wounding many of our men, destroying our lair, putting us out of business, and wrecking my body so!” Kalimer Tulme points at his right hand and left arm.

“The sheer disrespect inflicted upon us, Master Brazzure, is disrespect inflicted upon you, for most gain made in Komirn goes to your coffers.

“Indeed, it does,” Master Brazzure murmurs almost to himself. “So, what would you have us do, Lord Morval? You do realize Agogex not only are powerful beings but they are also protected by the NNRD of Carriala.”

“The NNRD is hardly concerned with the local affairs of ‘landlords’ like myself. This was an isolated initiative undertaken by this large Agogex on account of a few servants whom we were rightfully taxing,” Lord Morval explains. “When her father got involved, being he a highly decorated Carrialan general and national hero, we had no choice but to bend the knee.”

“I will help you re-establish control of your turf only as long as the NNRD does not get involved,” Master Brazzure says in a menacing voice.

“You have my word that the NNRD will stay out of this. Besides, they are too concerned with the Eastern front right now to worry about a slum like Komirn,” Lord Morval reassures Master Brazzure.

“I will recruit my cousins to deal with the Agogex and her father.” Master Brazzure’s words sound very reassuring to both Lord Morval and Kalimer Tulme. 

The latter smiles and says: “I want to defile the large Agogex body and see her dead. And not in that particular order necessarily!” A cold, evil smile befalls his face as he speaks those abominable words.

 

To be continued…

Next episode: Stealth Mode

Abigail Lakewood

 

 

 

Spear of Destiny by Mary Lou Wells

Spear of Destiny: Finding Bucephalus

by Mary Lou Wells

A review by INFAMOUS🦀

 

When I first read and reviewed Book 1, Spear of Chaos, I thought it was good but I felt like it could have been even better. In hindsight, I believe my ‘final verdict’ was the result of Part 1 of that book being so compelling that once the narrative moved on to Part 2 it did not hold my interest as much. Part 1 of that book showcases the creation of the cursed Spear of Chaos and it is just a brilliant display of Norse mythology at its best. Once the action moved to our main characters in the year of 1985 though, I kinda’ felt like I wanted the action to remain in the Norse mythology world and did not care much about these kids in the 1980s:

 

Unfortunately, once the action moves to 1985, things take a turn and the narrative entirely switches gears. At that point it became harder for me to feel the same excitement I felt in the first page”

Fast forward to today, and after reading Book 2, Spear of Destiny, I truly feel that a vast improvement has taken place. This is due mainly to two reasons:

  1. I was better prepared to expect the action to move from the ancient world of myth and legend to our kids of 1980s
  2. The narrative surrounding our protagonists in the ’80s significantly improved, in fact I went from being indifferent to them in Book 1 to actually liking them in Book 2.

 

PLOT:

Everything begins when Ulfr, an evil and despicable subject who lived during the Norse mythology/Vikings era committed heinous crimes against humanity and with the aid of dark magick (with a K, yes) he creates a spear that will host his soul after his body will perish.

Fast-forward to 1985 rural US and the Spear of Chaos finds its way back among the living, feeding on the souls of the innocent so that Ulfr can rule again. It will be up to our group of teens and Diane, a black female police officer, to stop the chaos unleashed by the Spear. Book 2 picks up exactly where Book 1 left off. The kids are now in possession of the Spear but they need to find a way to destroy it once and for all. It seems easy, right? Only one issue: this Spear seems virtually indestructible, and not even with fire are the kids able to put an end to it. So the story will revolve around the task of finding a way to destroy the Spear of Chaos, and ultimately our young heroes discover that only the legendary Spear of Destiny will be able to get the job done. The only problem is finding the Spear of Destiny!

 

MARY LOU KNOWS HER LEGENDS:

Just like in Book 1, Part 1 of Book 2 takes us to a long time ago in history. This time we get to follow the whereabouts of Alexander the Great and his legendary horse Bucephalus. This is very crucial to the entire story as later on Bucephalus will become actively involved in aiding our protagonists.

What I really love about Part 1 is how once again Mary Lou is able to capture the essence of those ancient myths and characters. Everyone read about Alexander is very accurate and the entire time I was thinking how awesome it would be to have an entire book dedicated to what we are presented with in this opening part of the book.

MYTH/RELIGION/HISTORY:

A most captivating element found in this book (and in Book 1) is how Mary Lou manages to blend in myth with religion and history in ways that are not tiring or generic. Too many modern writers use these elements in ways that are, in my opinion, abhorrent, but Mary Lou always shows reverence and an authentic passion for these subjects. 

 

MAIN CHARACTERS:

The author is also part of our group of 1985 teenage protagonists. In fact all main characters are real individuals very close to Mary Lou. What I like about them is that they never come off as annoying self-absorbed brats who constantly make the dumbest decisions along the way and who find the best way to get in trouble. These are all smart kids who are very responsible and make common sense decisions. The fact that some of them are gifted with supernatural powers does not change their personas or likability at all. They kind of reminded me of those kids from Stranger Things but far less annoying and a lot wiser. 

The oldest of the group is not a teen but a police officer who finds out about the Spear of Chaos and decides to join and help them. She quickly becomes my favorite of the bunch, and not because she is a strong, independent woman of color! Diane is just a cool girl: smart but not conceited; humble but not insecure; resourceful but not overpowering. Is that how women on the force used to be in the 80s? 

 

CONCLUSIONS:

If you haven’t read Book 1 yet I really encourage you to do so to get ready for Spear of Destiny. This is fantasy done well, mixing myth, history, religions, and that 1980s flair some of you may enjoy. The book is also very professionally edited and it is written in a prose that is direct and to the point yet refined when it needs to be, going from one historical period into another.

Another new LEGEND in the making!

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Based Books that Don’t Break the Bank

Have you noticed the change in the zeitgeist in the last couple weeks? This might be the most confident and optimistic you’ve felt for decades, or ever. Amirite?

The clusterbomb of revelations that began exploding when DOGE hit the ground running is the culmination of planning, preparation, team-building, wargaming and fine-tuning which took long years.

Some of us are not surprised about the information coming out–just surprised that it IS coming out and that it appears something may finally be done about a  full of corruption, treason, and worse.

The reason there are any unsurprised Americans at all is because they were well-informed despite the corporate, globalist-controlled Swamp Media and its legions of glowing clown influencers who regurgitate its lies. The dissident right is well-informed because of culture warriors who have been tirelessly sounding the alarm.

Some culture warriors are investigative journalists who built their own alternative media platforms. Some are livestreamers and podcasters.  Some are meme-makers; some are meme-sharers. And some are based authors.

Based authors have been offering their books at steep discounts for the Based Book Sale four times a year, dropping forbidden truth bombs even in that aforementioned status quo when American citizens could be arrested for sharing a meme. That status quo wherein you would be classified as a domestic terrorist by the FBI for reading excerpts in a school board meeting from a perverse book that the school board made your children read.

We sounded the alarm. We revealed suppressed information. We questioned Establishment-approved assumptions. But most of all, we told good stories (unlike Hollywood and traditional publishing).

If you missed out on those Based Book Sales from the exciting (and fearful) days of the Cancel Culture Era, never fear! The Based Book Sale rolls on and you can still get those good stories. But now there’s a new sheriff in town who won’t be putting you on an enemies list because you read something without the Establishment-mandated daily dose of Marxist agitprop, sexual deviancy, and America Hate.

Don’t make the assumption that “based” means “preachy.” What it really means in this context is that story quality is the priority. Some books are controversial and name names, but most is actually apolitical. Based authors don’t lace their books with woketardery.

Speaking of controversial, I understand Vox Day will be offering his fantasy novel Throne of Bones at this sale. Other well-known authors like John C. Wright and Devon Eriksen  (at the Fall Sale their books finished first and second in sales, followed by my very own magnum opus: Paradox) have discounted their books for the sale in the past and might this time, too.

I plan to have three of my sci-fi novels available through the sale for 99 cents. My readers know I write adventure of one flavor or another. These novels mix that with conspiracy thriller, sports, romance, time travel, some coming-of age and a little bit of alternate history.

Get yours for 99 cents while you can!

Heir to the Sundered Crown – a Review

Heir to the Sundered Crown – The Sundered Crown Saga Book One by M.S. Olney

A review by INFAMOUS🦀

 

Book 1 of Heir to the Sundered Crown is a well-written, enthralling fantasy tale that I found quite enjoyable for different reasons. Let’s face it, it is very difficult nowadays to write fantasy that manages to capture our full attention. This is due to several reasons: 

 

  1.  The market is oversaturated with fantasy books and if the author is not well known, chances are they will fly under the radar of most readers.
  2. Most current fantasy stories today are a ‘reassembling of parts’ from Lord of the Rings, Wheel of Time, and Harry Potter. It’s the norm for modern fantasy writers to just copy and paste aspects of those fantasy cult classics without adding anything fresh or original to them.
  3. We have progressive modernists who want to use the genre with the application of ‘modern thinking’ so that the ‘fantasy’ element becomes just a veneer, with the essence of the stories becoming a sad reflection of the deranged post-modernist agenda.

 

HTSC manages to offer enough exciting content while avoiding to fall into the category of stereotypical fantasy/adventure novel. 

 

PLOT:

The entire story centers around the assassination of the royal family of the kingdom of Delfinia. The assassins, however, fail to find and murder the young prince who, thanks to Davik and Elena, is taken to safety at an undisclosed location. This coup leads to civil unrest and skirmishes among local barons, all vying for power.

However, the mastermind behind this plot is a supernatural foe greater than any mortal being, and that is our mage apprentice, Luxon gets introduced to us. 

Luxon is made aware that he comes from a lineage of powerful mages and, along with a team composed of knights, nightblades, and witch hunters, will play a key role in finding the young prince and rightful heir to the throne, which is key to avoid the legions of darkness to breach the Void and take over the world.

THE TOLKIEN EFFECT:

As I was reading this book, I couldn’t help but think of Lord of The Rings at some points. 

For example the friendship between apprentice mage Luxon and his buddy Yepert (a rotund, jolly friend from the mage apprentice school) reminded me very much of the same relationship we see with Frodo and Sam. Yepert even finds courage and strength when it’s needed most just like Sam, while Luxon, just like Frodo, is the most reflective of the two.

Also lines like “Please don’t turn me in anything unnatural” too reminded me very much of what we read in Tolkien. Not a major issue but it speaks volume of the massive influence Tolkien still has on modern fantasy writing.

 

MODERN EUPHEMISMS:

If there is one area I think the author could improve is in the implementation of modern euphemisms. 

Phrases like:

  • All in all, I’d say that was a good day’s work
  • And none of us died, which is always a bonus
  • intelligence network
  • until the cows come home

 

The above could easily be replaced with more evocative alternatives. That would help readers be drawn further into this fantasy world. Just because a term CAN be used doesn’t necessarily mean that it SHOULD be used, within the context of this genre.

 

CONCLUSIONS:

All in all, book 1 of HTSC delivers a fun, action-packed fantasy adventure for die-hard fans of the genre with heavy Tolkienian influence. I suggest you pick this book or maybe buy it as a gift and perhaps get your family and friends into discovering the magic and excitement that books like this one can offer. 

Book 2 will probably get reviewed at a later date since I’m curious to know what could possibly happen in the plot after the seemingly decisive victory of good over evil we read in book 1!

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SON OF THE BLACK SWORD by Larry Correia

SON OF THE BLACK SWORD by Larry Correia

A review by INFAMOUS🦀

 

Larry Correia’s Son of the Black Sword is a book that has been on my radar for quite some time. When the author himself offered me a copy for review, needles to say I pushed this title to the top of my TBR list and frankly, thank you Larry for such a kind gesture. Much appreciated!

Having said that, we must keep it honest and we must keep it transparent when it comes to reviewing a book objectively and fairly, so here is my breakdown of what I overall believe to be a good fantasy/action book. Is it perfect? No. Are there things I feel could have done better? Absolutely.

 

ANOTHER ONE-DIMENSIONAL CHARACTER?

Had I read only the opening chapter I would have quickly misjudged the overall quality of this book because the main character, Ashok, is as interesting to read as a plank of wood. He is the epitome of a ‘Marty Stu’, an overly idealized character with little to no realistic limitations. 

Whenever a Marty Stu is at the center of the narrative only one of two things can develop:

  1. The book will end up being a snooze fest of boring action scenes on top of action scenes with the hero mowing down bad guys after bad guys until we fall asleep
  2. The narrative will take an unexpected turn, becoming more story-driven than character-driven

 

When number 2 occurs, interesting things can develop because now it’s no longer about the unlimited power of the main character but it’s about the situations he is put in and how those situations will move the narrative in ways we, the readers, can thoroughly enjoy. I’m glad to say that this is exactly what takes place in this book.

 

PLOT:

Ashok Vadal is presented as a Protector of the Law, whose duty is to safeguard the law in a society divided in castes. The ‘casteless’ are part of the bottom of the barrel and they are not even considered human by the higher castes. This is an era in which the demon beasts have been casted out into the sea, but at times some of them will reemerge to claim blood. The Protectors make sure, among other things, that these demons are always pushed back into the waters of the sea.

Things take an abrupt turn when Ashok finds out that his mother was a casteless and therefore, he too is a casteless. All of a sudden everything he held true falls apart. In a very ingenious plan by the Inquisitors, he is forced to withdraw his status and alone with his black sword Angruvadal, ends up joining some rebels and fulfilling the prophecy of the Forgotten, a divine being many still believe in, who gives hope to the hearts of the casteless. But no longer being a Protector is a great disadvantage and all of a sudden Ashok finds himself hunted; every move he makes, terrible foes are ready to take his head off for he is wanted, along with his coveted sword.

FIGHT SCENES:

The fight scenes in this book are massive, and I’m talking ‘John Wick’ massive if you know what I mean! Ashok is a one-man army and can take down a lot of armed men before even getting a scratch! The choreography is neat and the vivid descriptions of each fight is very captivating.

 

MY ISSUES:

Some modern euphemisms in my opinion could have been avoided. For example lines like:

“I expected wanted posters for you at some point.”

‘Posters’ to me doesn’t sound very evocative and doesn’t gel well with this pre-industrialization fantasy world. What’s next? The casteless kids asking Ashok for his ‘autograph’?

I understand this book might want to appeal to a younger male audience but why assume that a younger male audience can only feel engaged when the language is modern and relatable? We live in a country where the rate of illiteracy is up, and most young people can’t even write a well-structured letter without the Internet. I think fiction should not fuel this trend but counter it by writing in more articulated English and clean up all the modern euphemisms that really do not belong in these stories.

 

CONCLUSIONS:

Overall, I like the book and I enjoyed the fact that the STORY to me was the real main draw rather than the main character. It goes to show that dull, one-dimensional characters CAN work when they are inserted in a good story with a solid plot. The action was great; the black sword kinda reminded me of Stormbringer, the sword in Michael Moorcock’s Elric of Melnibone. This is more than a sword, it kind of has a mind of its own and Ashok, just like Elric, has an actual ‘connection’ with it that goes beyond the physical realm.

Other than the modern euphemisms I already mentioned, this is a well-written, well-edited book that can offer a great alternative to some of the atrocious fantasy content that is available out there currently. 

Let us know what you think in the comment section below!

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TALES & TREASURES by Rob Mortell

A review by INFAMOUS🦀

 

I remember the very first time I watched ‘French New Wave’ movie Last Year in Marienbad and instantly feeling so aware that I was witnessing something original and unprecedented in film-making. That same feeling I got when I first read Lord Dunsany’s The King of Elfland’s Daughter (link); I knew then this was ground-breaking content. That was years ago…

Fast-forward to today, and the same phenomenon occurred to me as I read Tales & Treasures, the fantasy novel debut by Rob Mortell. 

It’s not the norm in this day and age to grab a fantasy-based novel and be surprised by its originality or uniqueness. In an over-saturated marketplace of Tolkien’s ripoffs, finding fiction writing like that found in Tales & Treasure is a rarity, and this goes as a massive credit to the author R. Mortell.

 

AMBIENCE :

As Mortell says: 

 

“Like many fantasy authors it started with Tolkien, but my more modern influences are Patrick Rothfus and Scott Lynch. The way they blend interesting characters with high-quality prose is unmatched.”

 

The way this story unfolds, the way the characters behave and interact all contributes to create an exclusive ambience, and it is ‘unmatched’. It is fantasy but you’re not going to see fire-spitting dragons or wizards shooting lightning from their hands. Instead, it is subtle, refined, at times corky, and it very much reminds me of the French cinema of the late ‘60s with characters that feel ‘ordinary-but-not-really’; characters that make us laugh even in situations which are not laughable at all.

 

PLOT:

Instead of the story building around a king, or a knight, or a mage, it builds around a bard, which is a brilliant idea and instantly sets up the tone for a different kind of fantasy ride. Vatis is our bard, and he has a ‘dark past’. His fate entangles with that of a treasure hunter, Vidmar, former member of the royal army, also with a dark past of his own. The two of them are subsequently joined by 12-year-old orphan girl Mia, and Kamet, former army pal of Vidmar.

Why would a bard tag along with a treasure hunter? Simple: Vatis feels that Vidmar’s current task of recovering the crown of Slavanes Greco, the crown of the true king of Emre, will provide all the content necessary to write his next big story, which would make him the most prominent bard in all of Emre. But what transpires is a fate that none of the players could possibly predict. Both Vatis and Vidmar are in for a very unexpected adventure, as they follow the vague clues to find the coveted crown.

 

CHARACTERS:

This is for me the high point of this book, but also the low point of it. Let me explain:

These are some of the most lively, ‘3D’ characters I’ve read about in most new fantasy literature. The way Vatis, Vidmar, and even supporting characters like Mia come to life is truly something that must be experienced firsthand! We feel engaged with them from the first to the last page. Their large spectrum of emotions, their sense of humor, even their sense of hopelessness at times is so well timed by Mortell that several times I had to pause, breathe, and think about what I’d just read! Just fantastic characters all around!

 

THE NEGATIVES:

As always we gotta mention the good of course, but also the bad and the ugly as well. Fortunately this book does not contain any ‘ugly’ to speak of but it does contain some ‘bad’:

  • Language: there is an extreme amount of profanity and crude language that was not needed for these characters. They already shine as they are, there was no need to have them drop so many F words and say so many crude ‘mamma’s jokes’. Virtually every character except for young Mia cusses like a sailor without adding one iota of richness to their established personalities. Not sure why Mortell wanted to go that route but this hardly works in fiction except in some sci-fi and detective novels for example. All that does here is cheapen the finished work in my opinion.
  • The bard’s performances: bards are supposed to be performers even when they are simply telling a story to an audience. If they narrate their stories in standard prose you no longer feel like you’re listening to a performance. I’m not saying that our bard Vatis should be more like Shakespeare but even a simple meter tweak to the writing could create that difference between ‘Vatis speaking’ and ‘Vatis performing’.

 

CONCLUSIONS:

All in all, despite the negative aspects I just mentioned, this story and characters are too original to give the book less than 5 stars. As a reviewer sometimes I find myself torn between giving a book 4/5 stars and 5/5 stars. If a book is not ‘perfect’ in certain aspects but it oozes with originality and ‘3D’ characters I might still give it 5/5 because I want to encourage the author to keep pursuing this and to encourage readers to buy and read the book.

I hope my advice is taken as constructive criticism but also I’d be lying if I said I didn’t enjoy most aspects of this fantastic debut novel!

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Relentless Blades by Russell Carroll

Relentless Blades – Volume 1 of The Prophecies of Zarune by Russell Carroll (and a word from the author)

A review by INFAMOUS🦀

 

If there was one thing author R. Carroll wanted to accomplish with Relentless Blades that would be to present a story that even though might not be everyone’s ‘favorite cup of tea’, that it would at least come across as an undeniably well-written, professional, and competent work of fantasy literature

Russell wrote Relentless Blades because of his love of ‘everything fantasy’ and Dungeons & Dragons in particular. It’s no exaggeration to say that the book was twenty-years in the making and a ‘love letter to his teenage-self’. In Russell’s own words:

 

“Remember, you’re never too old to pursue your dream!”

 

As for an author who inspired Russell? R. A. Salvatore and his Legends of Drizzt series is at the top of his list, and it clearly shows all throughout this first and exciting debut publication.

IN A NUTSHELL/CHARACTERS: 

What is this book really about? And why should we be excited to read it?

 Russell shares that:

“I determined to tell a fairly linear, character-driven story, that hints at a bigger picture and world, but without focusing on trying to explore the intricacies of multiple kingdoms.

As a debut author I was aware not to bite off too much.”

This is in fact part of the charm of RB. It’s easy to follow and because it is so well written we can quickly start to identify various relatable characters who don’t come across as dull or forgettable in the least. For example Grimlock, a skron halfbreed (skrons are kinda like blue-skinned orcs with orange hair), immediately becomes one of our favorite characters because although he is this apparently selfish hunter-for-hire, mountain of a humanoid, he has a conscience, and deep inside he values life and is resentful when a life is lost on his watch.

We have brothers Mathias and Val Braunstone, who on the surface couldn’t be any more different, the former being an esteemed Valadian Knight-Lieutenant while the latter choosing to put his abilities at the service of local crime lord Henshawe.

These are not your typical one-dimensional characters and the reader will feel easily drawn to the story thanks mostly to them.

 

PLOT:

When some ancient artifacts are found while mining near the Fractured Crags, a dispute for possessions of such items ensues between the Valedians, who claim such artifacts belong to them as they were found within their territory, and the Vragoths, who claim that the artifacts found are clearly of Vragothian origins.

We will quickly learn that the Mazzinoth’s Eggs are more than meets the eye, and they can become potentially a most devastating weapon in the wrong hands. If the Vragoths acquire the recently discovered scepter, they will unlock the way to awaken the dragons within the eggs.

A seemingly unorthodox group of heroes led by Grim and Vig are the only chance to stop the unleashing of dragons by the Vragoths. Find the enchanted scepter and stop the ritual before it’s too late. This is their mission.

A FRESH OUTLOOK:

Beyond the very well-written action scenes and suspenseful fights, where this book really stands out is in tackling noble virtues like altruism, courage, and kindness but in ways that feel very organic within the story and not forced into the narrative.

When Vig, who has dealt with dyslexia all his life, finds the compassion and the support of Everleign all he can say is:

“My whole life, I’ve felt ashamed of my problem, but you didn’t make me feel bad about it.”

To which Everleigh replies:

“Why would I do that? Acknowledging your limitations and seeking help to overcome them shows bravery. I’d never mock someone for that.”

And THAT is where this story really shines and becomes more than just another forgettable fantasy/action trope. In showing strength but also vulnerability in his characters, Russell manages to hit a home run with this debut publication.

 

CONCLUSIONS:

I always felt that fantasy literature had gotten more nihilistic in the last decade. The YA books are literally polluting the market and the ‘Game of Thrones’ types of books are a bit too much for my taste with their grey areas of morality.

Relentless Blades reminds me of the Dragonlance books and Salvatore’s D&D books we used to read decades ago. This is a story ‘with soul’: friendship, courage, honesty and perseverance in the face of adversities is what makes this relevant and it leaves an impression on the readers. 

Russell communicates with vivid images that life is precious and fighting for others is a just and righteous cause.

The prose is snappy and concise without giving in to the insufferable modern-day euphemisms that pollute our everyday social media. A smart choice that always pays off in the long run. 

It is exciting to see how this new fantasy realm will further unfold and I sure look forward to it! 

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The Fall of Selvandrea by T. J. McKay

The Fall of Selvandrea – Volume 1 of the Draemeir Chronicle by T. J. McKay

A review by INFAMOUS🦀

 

I’ve been acquainted with McKay’s writing for a couple of years now ever since I read his first official edition of Book 1 of the Draemeir Chronicle, Rise of Dresca, and I always thought there was something special and quite unique about his style and the type of fantasy he was exploring. The Fall of Selvandrea represents the culmination of everything previously seen in Books 1 and 2 (Seas of the Zovah) in what I can only describe as a spectacular edition.

 

GENRE:

Although this is clearly a fantasy novel, it’s very difficult to pinpoint exactly WHAT type of fantasy category it falls into. McKay likes to call it ‘flintlock fantasy’ although there are some elements of science-fiction involved we will discuss later on in this review. The only other fictional works that might fall in this same category are A Sea of Broken Glass and to a lesser degree Gunmetal Gods. Some other smaller titles like in The Sendyne Flintlock Fantasy Chronicles by Seth Hobbsand could also fit the bill.

I personally feel like TFOS occupies its own niche, and it represents some of the most original and exquisite fantasy writing of late.

PLOT:

Discussing the plot here can be difficult for one main reason: the author has chosen a narrating style with very little exposition, throwing readers right into the midst of the action. We see WHAT characters do, we see HOW they do it, but very little is unfolded as to WHY they do it. We’re fed little crumbs here and there but no ‘info dump’ at any rate. 

Other reviewers have expressed that this style of delivery can stir up confusion; however I can respect this as being the author’s artistic choice and cannot view it as a negative remark in itself.

We will learn of a technologically advanced world plagued by the draemeir strains (sort of a supernatural plague) which is pure evil and chaos, using humans as hosts. Our protagonist Valdaris Drascar-whom we may call in this review Future Vald-creates a new draemeir strain that he can control unlike the other strains of pure chaos and destruction. In order to save his world from the draemeir, Future Vald sends his consciousness (preserved inside the ruby attached to his sword) into the past via a vortex he is able to generate.

Here is where Past Vald takes up the sword with the ruby, and now we have Future Vald’s consciousness and Past Vald’s consciousness merging as one being (thus a dual personality of sorts).

It is also of relevance to mention that as Future Vald opens the vortex to the past, a group of ‘strangers’ led by Alessa Sinclaes also travels to the past through the same vortex, finding themselves in a world on the brink of war between the kingdoms of the Selvar and the Naemredd. This is also where the sci-fi elements come into play, since these time travelers carry very sophisticated gadgets and weapons (Ambrovian technology).

DARK, DREAMLIKE, FANTASY:

The narrative feels very dark and mysterious, but also beautiful and dreamlike. On several instances it was difficult for me to understand where dream and reality separated. As the author puts it:

 

“It’s not meant to be an easy read (though I try to keep the writing style line-by-line easy/simple).”

 

What I noticed most is that this style doesn’t really look or feel like anything else that is currently out there, and this is saying a lot considering the oversaturated market of fantasy books. It can be disorienting at times, with its multiple POVs and thin exposition, but in a sense that is part of the lure.

If we ask McKay what or who might have influenced his story, he will tell us this:

 

“The Judas Strain by James Rollins and the Andromeda Strain by Michael Crichton both influenced the sci-fi elements… plus the movie Transcendence with Johnny Depp. On the fantasy side, Wheel of Time and The Pendragon Cycle (Stephen R. Lawhead). To a much lesser extent, The Count of Monte Cristo had some influence too, and Les Miserables. And I’d also give some credit to Revan from Star Wars (Knights of the Old Republic).”

CONCLUSION:

It is important to point out that McKay is not your average indie writer. He has mastered his writing skills and it transpires all throughout TFOS. He is a writers’ writer folks!  Am I saying that McKay is as original as he is an objectively talented writer? That’d be a big YES.

Sure this is a challenging read with obscure characters, intricate plots, little exposition, and multiple POVs, leaving me with more questions by the end of the book than I had at the beginning, but not everything must be spoon fed in order to be a fantastic experience.

And The Fall of Selvandrea is a fantastic and unique experience indeed!

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Dawn of Chaos by Tony Andarian

DAWN OF CHAOS: Sanctum of the Archmage 

by Tony Andarian 

(and a word from the author)

A review by INFAMOUS🦀

 

~“What is this place?” she breathed in wonder.

Lenard chuckled, but his eyes didn’t waver from what he was doing at the mysterious table.

“Welcome to the Sanctum of the Archmage, my dear,” he said simply.~

 

Dawn of Chaos is the culmination of a long and passionate project by indie author Tony Andarian. This latest edition was the result of several revisions and changes Andarian felt were needed as a result of growing and developing as a writer:

 

“I took the book down at the end of ’18 with the intent to release the rewrite in ’19, but escalating craziness at work forced me to put it off until after I retired at the end of ’21.”

 

And it follows:

 

“I revised the version of Dawn of Chaos that I’d published in 2017 for re-release in 2021 and 2022. But the changes were primarily cosmetic, and had mostly to do with improving my writing style. Story-wise, it was identical except for very minor changes, and the addition of a few scenes.”

 

This is an approach I admire and strongly suggest to all writers out there, but particularly to those writers with limited experience or just now contemplating publishing for the first time. Producing a novel that is professional, competitive, and worth buying is no easy task, and it takes more than just ‘a good story’ to make it all work. So pace yourself, make adjustments when needed, and DO NOT rush the process.

CONTENT:

Dawn of Chaos is a collection of three books:

  • Book 1 – Prologue to Chaos
  • Book 2 – Hell Gate
  • Book 3 – Aftermath

 

The original concept was created for a D&D game, which Andarian eventually felt needed to be transferred into novel format. If this book immediately comes across as very thorough and professional now you know why. This is not something that just spurted overnight and it took many years to refine and perfect.

 

PLOT:

The action takes place in the mythical kingdom of Kalara, with the capital being the great city of Carlissa, center of a prosperous civilization. The royal family consisting of the king (man), queen (elf), two sons, and a daughter reigns with fairness and honor and people enjoy a time of peace and prosperity… Until a hellgate opens up one day over the center of the city through which an army of demon monsters steps through to kill and conquer all. 

In fact, as we learn:

 

“Many thousands of years ago, a great war between the Gods and the Demons came to the world. The Demons had opened a door from the realms of Hell itself, and their armies threatened to overrun the earth.”

 

Now, thanks to a ‘rogue wizard’ named Zomoran, the demon hordes have found a way through that gate again, and the kingdom is  certainly not prepared for this massive and surprising attack after enjoying a long era of peace.

 

CHARACTERS:

The story is rich in characters which are divided into groups, each one going through their own perils and challenges but all ultimately serving the same cause: delivering a particular magic ring to the Archmage Lenard which will give the kingdom a hope of victory.

 

PACE:

There’s never a dull moment or wasted page in this book. The action is relentless but also well written; the sense of immediate danger, ever present at every corner. But what I found worth mentioning-and what makes this a legit 5-star book-is that amidst all the action the author never misses an opportunity to keep readers in the loop when it comes to the lore of this world and the reason behind everything that takes place. The attention to details, whether that be the city’s layout, the geography of the region, or the social structure of this civilization, is all impeccable and works perfectly well with the breath-taking action scenes.

 

MORAL/PHILOSOPHICAL ASPECTS:

The seemingly straightforward storyline holds compelling moral questions which some readers might miss while being caught up in all the action and epic battles. The author mentions one of his major influences as being Ayn Rand:

 

“I first read Ayn Rand decades ago, and have been heavily influenced by her ideas for most of my adult life. The way they show up in the Sanctum Saga has a lot to do with how they’ve influenced my thoughts about the nature of civilization, what makes it possible, and what causes it to collapse. 

The major influence of Rand’s ideas on Dawn of Chaos shows up in the recurrent theme of independence vs. obedience to authority. Zomoran’s ideology, as revealed in the first chapter, is that he believes in elite rule over freedom and individual choice. Independence and the right to individual choice were among Rand’s cardinal virtues, and that’s represented in the battle against Professor Zomoran and his demons.”

 

CONCLUSIONS:

The author informs readers this saga is not over yet with this book, and announces that Wrath of the Peregrine King will be in fact the next installment where this epic D&D story will continue. 

This is how you create a well laid out epic adventure with relatable characters and interesting villains. I can’t praise this book enough or recommend it enough if you like the genre. The stellar editing makes this exactly what we need in the indie sphere right now. When an author aims for excellence and nails it, we as readers can’t ask for more, and Dawn of Chaos is an excellent book indeed!

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Ghost King by David Gemmell

TRENDS DIE OUT/LEGENDS LIVE ON:

GHOST KING by David Gemmell

A review by INFAMOUS🦀

 

David Gemmell might not be one of the most popular sword and sorcery writers perhaps, but his work truly has been a gift to those of us who admire captivating characters, well thought-out plot lines, and the ‘magic’ of fairy stories of old,  combining  history and fantasy uniquely.

Ghost King in many aspects could be loosely compared to the legend of King Arthur, but only on the surface. Once we take a deep dive into the core of it we realize that this is an original and exquisite tale that should be shared and praised throughout the ages.

PLOT:

The kingdom of the Romano-Britons finds itself without a king when Brigante King Eldared murders King Aurelius in a hunting ambush. However, Prince Thuro, son of Aurelius, manages to escape and with the aid of very powerful and unexpected allies regroups to regain his father’s kingdom and take back the throne.

As you can see, the general plot line is pretty straightforward but where Gemmell excels is in making this story unique by presenting characters that are not flat or one-dimensional and sub-plots that we might not expect, yet  ‘make sense’.

 

TEEN CHARACTERS: 

Prince Thuro and Laitha are first introduced as teenagers. Commonly teen characters, as written in modern times, come off as insufferable due to either being portrayed as exceedingly talented and self-confident for their age or as nitwits with low self-esteem. Not here!

For example, when Thuro is asked who he really is, his answer is:

 

“I am a young man, barely of age, who needs wise counsel from trusted friends”

 

How could we not get to side with a character like Thuro? He is ignorant/innocent, inexperienced, and he knows it. While he does not quit on his task to regain the throne from the usurper he realizes he can’t do it alone and he is conscious of his age and limitations.

 

SECONDARY CHARACTERS: 

Other characters that we will find intriguing and well defined throughout the story are:

  • The three retainers Victorious, Gwalchmai, and Caradoc, who manage to survive the ambush on their king and ride back to their homeland to regroup and raise an army.
  • The Enchanter Maedhlyn, who allegedly inspired the building of Troy and took Alexander “to the brink of domination”. A ‘Merlin’ character who seems to have had influence over several historical figures according to the lore of Ghost King:
  • Demigod Culain, who turns out to be Thuro’s grandfather and makes the critical decision to give up his immortality out of sheer love
  • King Eldared who engages the Soul Stealers, terrible wraiths of doom with invincibility and great speed to usurp the throne
  • Prasamaccus the crippled brigante who saves Victorinus from the threat of the Atrols (giant creatures sent by Eldared)
  • Goroien the Witch, who constantly requires the sacrifice of pregnant women in order to maintain her eternal youth

 

And of course we gotta have a legendary sword… The Sword of Cunobelin, lost when the king was murdered. Thuro must rescue it in order to reclaim the throne.

PROSE:

Gemmell is very clear with the prosaic style he decided to adopt in the foreword:

 

“The language used is relatively modern, and undoubtedly there will be some students who find it jarring to read of arrows being ‘fired’, when of course the expression evolved only after the introduction of matchlock muskets.”

 

This is the best move any author can make when choosing a style of language for a similar epic fantasy tale. When unsure, write in the most neutral style you can manage. Don’t try to be Shakespeare and don’t try to use modern XXI slang either. When you use a neutral language you let the reader’s imagination take the driver’s seat, and that’s a good thing.

 

CONCLUSIONS:

If you don’t know David Gemmell, grab a copy of Ghost King and be delighted with high quality epic fantasy that is compelling, imaginative, but also well thought-out and professionally presented. The blend of history with fantasy is exactly what I personally appreciate more than anything, and that’s why we will cover book 2 soon:

The Last Sword of Power

Don’t miss it!

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