The Lone Prepper

13

D MINUS 74

LAS ANIMAS COUNTY, COLORADO

Joshua Rennenkampf let the Palomino set its own pace up the mountain slope. The sun, where it shone between the trees, was hot; but the air had a cold bite to it in the shade. A nasty winter was due, and even this far out Josh could tell it was on the way.

Josh was tall and lanky, with classic Nordic features. His blond hair was grown out almost down to his collar, and he used the beard trimmer just often enough to keep perpetual five o’clock shadow. When he entered civilian life his divorce from the Army manifested in his appearance and his sleep schedule, if not his tactical mindset.

A rifle scabbard hung hunter-style from his saddle rig, and a pistol was holstered on his hip. From the opposite hip hung a scabbard full of oversize survival knife–the ESEE Junglas. In his breast pocket was a lensatic compass.

He didn’t anticipate using any of this today. Most people didn’t expect to get in automobile accidents, either, but they still paid for car insurance.

Beside the horse trotted two pit bulls–a 90 pound male and a 60 pound female. The female,Valkyrie, was buckskin, with amber eyes. The male, Ragnarok, was brindle all over except for black socks and tail, and a white patch on his belly. He looked like a burglar’s worst nightmare, and probably was, though he had been just a growing puppy only a month ago. Neither had ears or tails cropped, as was the fashion for the breed.

So far only one of his traps had paid off for Josh. The raccoon dangled below his saddlebags.

He rode up to a spot overlooking his third and final trap, and saw that it, too, was empty.

Josh patted his mount, Denver, on the neck. “Looks like I still got some learning to do, huh?” He turned Denver around and let the mustang pick it’s own way down the slope. Both he and the horse were startled when his phone rang. The dogs both cocked their heads to the side and stared curiously. He pulled the phone out of his breast pocket and checked the caller I.D.

It was Jennifer.

“Hey,” he said. “How’s it going?”

“I’m here,” Jennifer’s youthful, feminine voice answered. “I think this is the south entrance I’m at.”

“That’ll work,” he said. “Just hang the cable back across when your car is inside. “Keep it in low gear. First fork, make a right. After that, always go left. I’ll meet you at the house.”

“I remember,” she said. “Okay.”

He continued down the slope, thinking about Jennifer’s tone of voice during their brief exchange. Was she still upset with him? It didn’t sound like it, but then who could tell?

They’d had their first fight on her last visit when he insisted she leave her cellphone outside in her car. She’d thrown a few words at him, including “unreasonable” and “paranoid,” the latter most likely applicable, but he told her that her choices were to keep it out in the car, or with her, turned off, after he had removed the secondary battery. She told him tampering would void the warranty.

He had wanted to give in, but didn’t. More and more judges were ruling that, by voluntarily carrying around a device with a microphone in it, a citizen waived his Fourth Amendment protections.

When she left after that argument, he assumed it would be the last time he ever saw her. It was too bad, because she meant a lot to him.

Then, after a few weeks, she called. They began talking again, and she soon asked if he would still take her riding up in the mountain. Who could figure women? But when Jennifer sprang surprises on him, they were usually of the pleasant variety.

He heard the engine of her Jeep straining to make it up the steep driveway. His emotions were haywire. On the one hand, he missed her; but on the other, he dreaded this visit if they were just going to pick up where they left off last time.

Denver felt his own way down the trail and made it to the flat shelf a couple minutes after the Jeep. Josh dismounted and tied Denver to the hitching post in front of his dome house.

Ragnarok and Valkyrie had gone ahead and beat him to the shelf. They now stood facing the Jeep’s driver door, tails wagging in sync like windshield wipers.

The Jeep door opened and Jennifer got out. “Hello, babies!” she said, stooping to pet the dogs. Valkyrie especially loved the attention and jumped up, her paws landing on Jennifer’s jacket.

“Get down, Val!” Josh snapped. “You know better than that.”

Val dropped to all fours, ears swinging back and head smoothing into an abashed expression. But her tail kept wagging.

Jennifer was short but shaped nicely. Her red-bronze face was pretty, but had a kind of toughness to it that Josh assumed was normal for the Shawnee nation. What he liked best were her radiant brown eyes.

They walked toward each other and she smiled, then hugged him, pulling back quickly.

Platonic. Well, so be it.

“They’ve both gotten so big,” she said, reaching down to pet the dogs as they escorted her on either side. She then held up both hands as if ready to be searched. “Don’t worry—no cellphone. I left it in the car.”

“Nice trip?” Josh asked.

“It was,” she said. “I’ve really got to pee, though.”

He waved toward the front door of his dome home and she headed toward it. He fell into step behind her and couldn’t help admiring the scenery, glad she was wearing tight jeans, but half-wishing she wasn’t at the same time.

“When you’re done,” he said, “we can eat if you’re hungry.”

“I’m fine,” she said over her shoulder. “I’d like to start out right away. That gives us more riding time.”

His house’s exterior was painted subdued earth tones that blended in so well with the surrounding environment that it wasn’t easy to see unless you knew what you were looking for.

They entered, both dogs taking a seat outside the door.

Inside were several shelves sagging with books; Josh’s commo nook full of shortwave and HAM radio gear; and his server and four desktops.

Josh had removed the portrait of his ex-wife from the wall prior to Jennifer’s very first visit here. If nothing else, Jennifer’s friendship had helped him exorcise that particular ghost.

While Jennifer was in the bathroom, Josh fetched the pair of chaps he had bought for her. She came out and he handed them over.

“What are these?”

“There’s cactus and thorny bushes out here,” he said. “You may get brushed up against something with sharp edges now and then. These will protect your legs.”

“Oh, these are chaps,” she said. “Like the cowboys wear.”

They went out to the stable and saddled Indy, the mare, and went off on their ride.

He took a trail that led farther away from his traps, with a gentler grade. Both he and Jennifer were novice riders, so he figured excessive caution was the best way to avoid doing something stupid. He hadn’t owned the horses long and was learning their strengths and weaknesses even as he learned about horsemanship in general.

Only a couple miles up the trail some snow had stuck, but it was shallow enough the horses had no trouble with it. The dogs couldn’t have been happier, either, licking up the snow on the run and snooping around in general.

Joshua and Jennifer didn’t speak much, but every time he glanced her way, she seemed to be enjoying herself.

“It’s so picturesque up here, ” she said. “It’s crazy to see snow this time of year.”

“High elevation,” he said. “If it’s high enough, you get snow year-round.”

“But it’s worse in the winter, right?”

Josh nodded. “And there’s supposed to be a bad one coming up.”

Before long, the dogs’ ears swung forward and tails extended down. Ragnarok growled.

“Stay on me,” Josh said, but the dogs’ instincts were too powerful and they bolted forward to investigate. Josh sighed and Jennifer giggled.

“Needless to say, we’ve still got some training to do,” Josh said.

“I’m impressed that they’re not barking, though,” Jennifer said, always seeing the glass as half-full.

Josh noticed movement between the trees far ahead, perpendicular to the path of his dogs.

“Did you see that?” Jennifer asked.

He nodded.

“Is it a bear?”

He waited to reply until he got a better look. When he did, he saw it was another party of horses and riders moving across their path. No more growling or other noise from the dogs, nor sign of a struggle, either. “Looks like my neighbors.”

The two parties drew close and Josh recognized Paul Tareen, a tough-looking hombre with a black mustache, his sons Dan and Reuben, both dark-haired and whipcord thin like their father, and his daughter Terry. They greeted each other and Josh introduced Jennifer, noticing the looks of appraisal she got from the two young men. Ragnarok and Valkyrie came back to sit at either side of Denver, panting, tongues hanging out from the run.

“This is the family that sold me the horses,” Josh said, smiling at his neighbors.

“They’re beautiful,” Jennifer said.

“How do you know each other?” Terry asked, gaze bouncing between Josh and Jennifer.

As little as Josh understood women, he was fairly sure Terry had a crush on him. At 19, Josh considered her far too young for him, but she didn’t seem to agree. Josh had always looked younger than his years, inspiring unflattering nicknames like “Baby Face” in some circles. In the past he’d tried growing his beard out to look more his age, but he didn’t like how it felt when it got long. It itched and felt greasy.

“I’m friends with her uncle,” Josh said, assuming he had been downgraded from boyfriend since the cellphone incident.

Terry, a pretty blonde with dimples in both cheeks, appeared to like this answer. But not Jennifer. In fact, maybe he was reading too much into it, but he had the impression Jennifer took a dislike to Terry from that moment.

“You been keepin’ an eye on the Chapanee situation?” Paul asked.

“The Bar G Ranch?”Josh asked. “Yeah. Just read the latest before I went up to check the traps this morning.”

“You think it’s gonna get ugly?” Paul asked.

“I think it’s already ugly,” Josh said.

“Yeah. Man can’t dig a retention pond on his own property…” Paul said, shaking his head. “The Feds will use any excuse to steal from us.”

“The land owner got sent to the hospital for a heart attack,” Josh said. “You know they’re gonna work on his son—see if they can get him to cave in.”

“What do you think about this Jade Helm business?” Reuben asked. “Is it just a cover for beginning martial law?”

“They’re supposedly just carryin’ blanks,” Dan said. “I think they just might have live ammo.”

Josh shrugged. “Hey, I’m a civilian like you. I’m out of the loop. Best I could do is speculate.”

“Please do,” Paul said, with a worried frown.

“I really do think it’s an exercise,” Josh said. “Will they springboard from it into martial law? I don’t think so. For one thing, they’re using SOCOM personnel—not who you’d want to earmark for occupation troops. Two things SpecOps have always done is special operations, hence the name, and military advising. So first off it’s probably another psychological prep for the population—get civilians used to seeing soldiers patrolling Elm Street and Oak Street like it’s no big deal. The Pentagon has been pushing more and more of these exercises over the last several years. Another thing it does is familiarize the participants with the terrain that a real operation might play out on in the future—a special operation, to take out the most dangerous leaders of a potential resistance movement, for instance.”

“Night of the Long Knives,” Paul mused aloud.

“Or it could be so they can advise foreign troops how to effectively pacify this region,” Josh added.

“You think American soldiers would really go along with all this?” Reuben asked.

Josh nodded, feeling a pang of the old heartbreak again. “I do. Soldiers are mostly folks who were taught what to think by government schools and the idiot box, just like everyone else. They haven’t read the Constitution and, these days, probably lack the reading comprehension even if they tried. So all they know about it is what they’ve heard.”

“From government schools and the idiot box,” Paul said, frowning.

Josh sighed and nodded. “Almost nobody joins for patriotic motives. I was an oddball because I did. It’s all college money, signing bonuses, and job training. The different branches recruit by appealing to mercenary instincts, so they get mercenaries. G.I. Joe is gonna do whatever he’s told to do. Likely they’ll have him overseas in some U.N. Or State Department manufactured hellhole violating somebody else’s rights, anyway, while foreign troops are dealing with us. Bottom line is, don’t put your trust in our military. It’s not ours, anymore.”

“The weapons and equipment ain’t even made here now,” Dan remarked. “We could never go to war with China—all they’d have to do is stop sellin’ us what we need to fight.”

“They have to do away with posse comitatus, too,” Rueben opined. “They know police will be a joke if they come up against organized resistance. They need combat troops if they get serious about coming for our guns.”

They pretty much have done away with it,” Josh said. “But posse comitatus was never as restrictive as we wish it was. Not that politicians will abide by even the most simple laws, anyway. And nobody appreciates the danger of standing armies anymore.”

Paul turned solemn. “Josh, you reckon you could start teachin’ me and the boys…um, Morse Code one of these weekends?”

Paul wasn’t talking about Morse code. He obviously didn’t know if he could speak freely in the presence of Jennifer. As the neighbors had gotten to know each other over the years, they found out Josh was a Special Forces vet. One primary mission for Special Forces was to train indigenous armies for war. “Advising.” Paul was asking Josh to train him, his sons and some like-minded friends for a war they believed was coming right to their back yard.

“I’ll drop by your place one of these days,” Josh said, “and we’ll talk about it.”

Terry flashed a charming smile at Josh.”Maybe you could show me some orienteering, Joshua?”

“What’s the matter?” Josh asked. “Your brothers don’t savvy land navigation?”

“I bought compasses for all of them,” Paul said. “But we haven’t tried to use them much.”

“You can do it without a compass, right Joshua?” Terry asked. “At night, by using the stars?”

Before Josh could answer, Jennifer said. “He can. He taught me how. I can teach you.” The offer was made in a sweet tone of voice, and Jennifer’s expression was innocent enough, but this struck Josh as the proverbial hissing and scratching of a cat announcing her ownership of the turf in question. Terry seemed to take it that way, judging by the fading smile and furrowing eyebrows.

“Matter of fact,” Paul said, oblivious to all the covert saber rattling between the females, “if you’re not doing anything for Independence Day, we’d be obliged if you’d come over and spend the day with us.”

“You can try some of my potato pie,” Terry suggested, undaunted.

“I appreciate it,” Josh said. “Sounds good.”

They exchanged a few more pleasantries and bid goodbyes.

Josh continued along the trail with Jennifer following. He expected either an angry outburst, or the silent treatment. Not that he had been anything more than polite with his neighbor’s daughter. But since when did facts ever matter to a woman?

Jennifer surprised him again, though. She asked a few reasonable questions about his neighbors, but never escalated the exchange to an argument.

He turned back just after the waterfall so they would make it home before dark. The ride was a pleasant one, with horses and riders getting familiar with each other along the way. When they reached the house, Jennifer asked to take a shower. While she did that, he stabled the horses, rubbed them down and fed them.

Jennifer was still in the bathroom when he came indoors, but the water was no longer running. He called through the bathroom door, “You wanna eat something before you go?”

Her answer didn’t come right away. “I’m staying here tonight, aren’t I?”

That was the agreement originally, but judging by her lukewarm greeting and attitude, he assumed she had changed her plans. “You’re welcome to stay if you want,” he replied.

“I thought that was the whole idea,” she said, rustling something around on the other side of the door.

“Well, yeah. But I figured you only wanted to go riding, after…” He shrugged, deciding to drop it and just play this visit by ear.

“After what?” she asked.

“Nevermind,” he said, and went to the kitchen.

As he dug through the freezer, she entered the kitchen wearing a bathrobe she must have brought along, and a towel wrapped around her head. “What are you doing?” she asked.

“Trying to figure out what we’re going to eat,” he said.

She grabbed the freezer door out of his hand and waved toward the doorway. “Why don’t you clear out. I’ll take care of this.”

“Cool. I’ll go make sure the guest room is ready, then.”

“And call Uncle Tommy,” she said. “He wants to talk to you about something.”

Josh rounded up sheets, blankets and pillows, and made the guest bed for her. Jennifer was the only guest he’d ever had sleep over at this house; and he’d been convinced they were finished as a couple, so he hadn’t anticipated using the guest room again.

Josh wondered what Tommy Scarred Wolf wanted to talk about. For the several months after returning from Indonesia Tommy had continued the investigation which probably got he and his brother Vince marked for ruin in the first place. But then Tommy got too busy with the whole county sheriff thing and slacked off.

Josh opened up his video conferencing program and dialed his old friend. It worked much like Skype, only it was strongly encrypted—a custom program he’d installed on his and Tommy’s desktops.

Tommy was an old buddy from Josh’s A-Team in 5th Group. Tommy was a living legend getting short when Josh was an FNG fresh from the Q-Course. Still, they were like-minded in those days and got tight. They remained friends even after Tommy got out, but after Josh’s time in Iraq years later…things changed. Joshua’s attitude soured regarding the people running the U.S. government. Over time, the more he learned, the sour attitude became seething animosity, which trickled down to nearly every bureaucrat and person with any kind of authority. Tommy had become a cop like his brother, and that strained their friendship. Then he left the Tribal Police and went over to the Feds for a while, which was when Josh completely turned his back on him.

Then Tommy showed up one day right here on the mountain, in desperate need of Josh’s help. Joshua still didn’t completely understand why, but he couldn’t turn Tommy down.

Josh got wounded helping Tommy on Sumatra. Then everything was further complicated when Jennifer came into the picture (her father was murdered, so Tommy was even more protective of her than normal). But somehow when all was said and done, Josh and Tommy were good friends again, as if they’d never had a falling out.

“Hey Tommy,” Josh greeted. “Jenny says you wanted to talk.”

“Yeah, thanks,” Tommy replied. “I have something new for you to keep track of. Maybe dig at a little, when you have time.”

“Is it related to the secret teams?” Josh asked.

Between what Tommy and Vince dug up, plus some information their friend Rocco Cavarra had once been privy to, they had pieced together evidence pointing to an ongoing black ops division hidden inside the intelligence community. The division employed an unknown number of clandestine “tier zero” teams, a couple of which Rocco and the crew ran into overseas. They strongly suspected at least one of the secret teams specialized in false flag ops.

After a hesitant pause, Tommy said, “I have no evidence of that. But it’s something that looks pretty big. I can’t really do much more digging from here without getting The Man back on my tail.”

Josh fancied himself a pro at hacking into secure resources without being detected. “Whatcha got?”

Tommy told him about an epidemic of occult rituals involving both animal and infant sacrifice. Tommy himself had traced connections from some of the practitioners to classified government programs. He wanted Josh to glean more information, on the down-low.

“I’ll see what I can do,” Josh said. They exchanged a little more information and hung up.

After the meal of buffalo burgers and diced potatoes Jennifer cooked, Josh thanked her and bid her good night. His plans for the evening involved some reading on the living room couch before turning in.

He wasn’t ready for her to sit in his lap, wrap her arms around him and stick her tongue down his throat. It stunned him, but was certainly another pleasant surprise.

The towel-turban was gone now and she looked earthy and glorious with her long black hair hanging down.

They had been affectionate with each other before, but something was different about this time. Jennifer was really revved up, and soon had his motor running at redline. He let his hands roam over her, and she didn’t protest. Her breathing became heavy, but she didn’t push his hands away until he began to slip one inside her bathrobe.

She pulled away, but he tugged her back into his lap. “Don’t sleep in the guest room tonight,” he whispered. “Stay with me.”

Her only answer was a quavering moan and he was sure she’d finally surrendered. Careful not to make any sudden moves, he climbed to his feet, cradling her in his arms, and carried her to his bedroom.

All went well until he got her out of the bathrobe, then she shook her head and began crying. “I want to, Joshua. I really want to, but I can’t.”

He sighed and pulled away from her. He didn’t want to argue. Besides, her crying killed the mood for him, anyway. He patted her on the arm, draped the robe back over her, and stood to leave. But she grabbed at his arm and pulled him back.

“Don’t go,” she pleaded, wiping her eyes. “I’m sorry.”

“Is this about religion, still?” he asked.

She didn’t answer. Which meant yes.

She sniffled and tried to smile, sitting up to wrap her arms around him.

“Since when,” she asked, “am I just the niece of a friend of yours?”

“Since your last visit,” he replied. “Our knock-down drag-out about the stupid phone. And reinforced just now. Did I miss something?”

She licked her lips. There was concern, if not fear, in her deep brown eyes. “We may not agree on everything; but I don’t want to lose you, Joshua.”

“That’s good and all,” he said. “But there are some things about me that will never change.”

She tossed her hair. “The one thing about me that will never change is my faith. And I believe I should only give up my virginity when I’m married.”

“Then why are you wasting time with me?” he asked, with an irritated tone. “There must be millions of church boys out there who would do everything you want.”

“I’m not in love with them,” she said. “I want you.”

“But only on your terms.”

She chewed on her lower lip. He sighed.

“I don’t want to fight,” he said, half-turning. “I’ll see you in the morning.” He pulled away again, but she tugged him back, locking her fingers between his.

He was doing just fine by himself. Why did she have to bring all this drama into his life?

She placed her palm against his face. She looked like she was ready to cry again. “I’m not willing to give up on you.”

He hugged her, patting her back. Sexually frustrated as he was, he tried to give her what comfort he could.

After a while, she composed herself and asked if she could borrow a computer to check her email. He set her up, then checked his news updates on a different computer.

The item of most interest to him at the moment was the standoff in the Chapanee Valley. According to the video feed from one of his most used alternative news sites, the Feds had backed off. His fellow wingnuts were celebrating all over the country, like they’d just destroyed the Death Star and saved the galaxy from the Empire.

 

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Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Chapter 12

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A Glimpse Inside the Democrat Base

Just remember: all discrimination is ee-veel, and only white folks are guilty of it.

12

Y MINUS FOUR

AMARILLO, TEXAS

Ken Fowler cursed when he got to the house. It was on a cul-de-sac and the front edge of everyone’s property was squeezed together. What that meant for him was that he couldn’t park his work van on the street in front of the customer’s house without blocking the driveway. He also couldn’t park on the driveway, lest the company van leak oil or some other fluid on the drive.

Two houses down there was an unoccupied space where the van could fit without blocking any driveways, so he parked there. It was going to make the job take longer, walking this far every time he had to go to the van, but there was no helping it. He checked the paperwork, gathered the tools he knew he would need, and walked to the customer’s house.

After knocking and ringing the doorbell he waited three minutes without an answer. As he retreated back to where the van was parked, the door finally opened and someone called to him. Sighing, because he would just as soon not have to do this job or even remain in this neighborhood, Ken turned around and headed back.

The woman standing at the door was black, middle-aged and overweight. Though it was mid afternoon, she was dressed in a nightgown and looked like she’d just got out of bed. He put on the fake professional/polite voice he used for customers and asked, “Willie-Mae Harris?”

“Yeah, that’s me,” she said.

“Hi, my name’s Ken. Looks like you’re switching over from the phone company. I’m here to give you cable, Internet and a whole-house DVR on three TVs.”

“Five TVs,” Willie-Mae said.

“Well, there’s only three authorized on the work order,” Ken said. “But if you call customer service while I’m here, they can add the outlets and adjust your billing by the time I’m done.”

“Adjust the billin’? Oh no. They said I get five boxes for that price right there.” She tapped the price on his work order.

This was going to be one of those jobs, Ken realized. Either the salesperson had lied to the customer, or the customer was lying to him. He’d seen both happen plenty. But he knew what the cost of the services and extra outlets should be, and the company would not give it all to her for the price on the work order.

The first half hour was spent on the phone, trying to get it straightened out between the company and the customer. When they finally came to an agreement, he went to work.

The house was reasonably clean, and he was thankful for that. He’d been in many places that were so filthy, he almost refused to work there. But he needed to keep this job for a couple more years. Then he should have enough saved to start his own business and deal with customers on his own terms, and hire somebody else to do the dirty work, if there was any.

There were several kids in the house, playing video games at different locations. Surely they had to be the customer’s grandkids. They were a bunch of rude, disrespectful children. Judging by how they stared at him, they obviously didn’t see many white men, or like them very much. It briefly reminded him of that time back in Kindergarten.

Eventually the other adults in the house stirred, got out of bed and began going about their business while yelling at their kids. Willie Mae Harris casually cussed at and berated the adults and children alike from time to time. Ken had seen this scenario in hundreds of houses around town.

He passed through the living room several times while assessing, gathering tools, and performing the work to be done in various parts of the house. Every time he passed by, Willie Mae was seated at her desktop computer (where it was going to be very difficult to get her an Internet connection) playing Solitaire. The desk had been turned into kind of a booth with a frame made of black posterboard arching over the monitor and keyboard. The posterboard frame was nearly covered with cut out pictures of Barrack Hussein Obama; printed text of his famous quotes; pictures of Michelle; and the “O” symbol.

Ken had seen a lot of these shrines to “the first black President” in his line of work. Some of them juxtaposed pictures and quotes of Martin Luther King with those of Hussein. When he did work in houses with these shrines, in the past, he would ask questions (as neutrally as possible) to see what, if anything, the supporters knew about their messiah. None of them had even heard of the guy before 2008.

Ken didn’t ask Willie Mae Harris anything regarding Hussein because she was still surly about not getting the extra outlets for free.

The job became really miserable once Ken got up in the attic. Attics were much, much hotter than even working in the direct sunlight in the summertime. At just over six feet it was hard for him to maneuver in the tight spaces and his body didn’t take the extreme heat well. Progress was slow up there, and his mind often wandered as he scooted belly-down through the insulation an inch at a time. Today his mind wandered back to his first experience with race relations.

His family moved into a housing project in Houston when he was four years old, and stayed there for almost two years. It seemed like a nice enough place to Ken for the first year—but then he didn’t have much to compare it to at that age. Then, after he’d started kindergarten, one day his mother answered a knock on the apartment door and found two black girls waiting there who he recognized from school. They asked if he could come out and play, and his mother let him.

He played outside with his new friends, and had a great time.

Some days later, out in the courtyard playing by himself, he spotted the same two girls playing amidst a larger group of children. Ken didn’t pay attention to the racial makeup of the group, but that would be the last time he made such an oversight. He ran over and greeted his playmates, only to be shunned. Confused, he nonetheless remained there, assuming he’d be welcome to play with them. The other kids told him to go away. Too stubborn for his own good, he decided he had just as much right to be there as they did. Then two boys ran up and bashed him in the head with a large rock and a large chunk of asphalt.

The other kids laughed and pointed fingers, which angered Ken. He found a small rock and, when he recovered, threw it at one of his attackers. He missed his revenge target, hitting instead a girl who was even younger than he—one who had probably only learned to walk recently. The toddler cried, of course, and Ken ran away.

The two girls from his kindergarten class tattled on him at school, conveniently omitting everything that happened before Ken threw the rock. When he tried to tell the whole story in the principal’s office, the principal continuously interrupted Ken until he was too frustrated to even speak coherently.

Ken’s family moved again, so he went to First Grade at another school, but he never forgot how important it was to pay attention to skin color after that.

Somebody yelled for him, “Yo, cable man!”

As loud as the voice was, it meant somebody must have climbed his ladder and stuck their head into the attic hatch, though he couldn’t see them from where he was. “Yeah?”

“You need to move your truck, man.”

This made no sense. He had parked in the only nearby spot where he wouldn’t block anyone’s access to anything. “What’s going on?”

“Yo man, I’m tellin’ you you gotta move your truck! Our neighbor’s pissed off.”

Ken groaned and cussed. This was the worst time for this kind of interruption. He really didn’t want to have to crawl through this attic any more than necessary. He decided to finish what he was doing before crawling all the way back to the trapdoor. Twice more someone stuck their head up the hatch to tell him about their angry neighbor.

He believed people had a right to forbid someone to park in front of their property, but jerks pissed him off, even when they were within their rights.

When he finally got out, filthy and drenched in sweat, he strode out of the garage straight for his van, intending to move it without any discussion so the neighbor could get the knot out of their panties. He would have to block somebody’s driveway or mailbox, pissing off the US Mail or somebody else, but he had no choice. The neighbor had plenty of room in their driveway so it wasn’t like they needed room for somebody else to park. It was best to not even speak to an unreasonable jerk, lest he lose his temper and get a complaint.

There were two black men in talking on the porch of the house he parked in front of. As he went to the van one called to him. “Yo, man, you gonna move your truck?”

“Yup,” he said, and kept walking.

“Who told you to park up on my lawn?” the guy demanded.

Ken stopped at his passenger door, opened it, and put his tool belt inside. He wanted to avoid this conversation altogether, but it was obvious by tone of voice and body language that the guy was going to force it.

So be it.

“I’m not on anybody’s lawn. I’m on a public street, where there are no signs posted, and I’m not even touching the sidewalk, much less the lawn.”

“What!”

Ken shut the door and started around the nose of the van toward the driver’s side. He heard some unpleasant comments pass between the two men. Then the aggressive one raised his voice again. “I don’t give a shit if it’s a public street! Why you park in front of my house?”

Ken stopped and pointed back at the Harris house. “I’m doing work over there.”

“So why didn’t you park over there then?”

“Didn’t want to block anyone’s driveway or mailbox.”

“That’s your damn problem!”

Ken got in the van, started it, backed up to the front of the Harris house and shut it down again. He was blocking the mailbox now, but there was no helping it. He got out again and went around to retrieve his tool belt thinking the discussion was over.

“I know you don’t think you’re bad, right?” The pissed off neighbor was now off his porch, approaching Ken as he went back toward the Harris’s garage. The other man…the stocky one…hung back a ways, holding his tongue.

Ken gritted his teeth and kept walking. The aggressive one was about his size and build. Maybe he could fight; maybe not. If Ken wasn’t on the clock, they would have found out.

“You gonna walk right out to your truck like you bad,” the guy continued. “You went straight to your truck ’cause you knew you was wrong. I don’t know who you’re used to dealin’ with, but we don’t play that at my house.”

Ken stopped and faced him. “Play what? What exactly am I so wrong about? Parking on the street? Where exactly would you park if you had to do work at that house right there?”

The guy got more and more wound up, like Ken had insulted him or something. Ken could think of plenty actual insults and wisecracks, but he had to swallow them because he represented the cable company.

“You shoulda’ parked in their driveway, then,” the loud mouth said.

“Against company policy,” Ken said. “You wanted me to move the van. I moved it. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have stuff to do.” And he went back to work.

Next time he had to go back to his truck, the two men were standing on the sidewalk, talking again. The aggressive one was still doing most of the talking, but didn’t seem angry now–just loud and boisterous. “…Know his white ass doesn’t think I’m impressed. He may have to claim workman’s comp up in here.”

They shared a laugh, but it wasn’t a genuine laugh inspired by humor. It struck Ken as bravado.

The loud mouth looked at Ken as he said, “Parked right in front of my daughter’s bedroom window. Scared my daughter half to death. Man, I ain’t tryin’ to have no…”

Ken stopped again, and interrupted him. “Scared half to death? Wow.”

“What? You say somethin’ to me?” Loud Mouth asked, taking a few menacing steps toward Ken.

“What is it about a work van that’s so terrifying?” Ken asked. “Does she have this phobia about all vehicles? Or has she never seen an automobile before? Maybe you should put her in the hospital; cause all it takes is for her to see one more work van and she’ll be scared completely to death.”

The guy got right up in Ken’s face at that point. He obviously didn’t like having his statements taken literally, or being challenged about the meaning of his words. He hurled insults and feinted striking a blow several times.

Ken knew he should have kept his mouth shut, but his buttons had been pushed. He now waited to see if the guy was going to make good on his threats.

It was hard to be heard over Loud Mouth’s monologue, but Ken said, “I’m not supposed to get involved in fights, but I am allowed to defend myself if attacked. You’re threatening me with physical assault right now. I suggest you back off.”

“Or what, cracker?” Loud Mouth then spewed out all the euphemisms for “coward” he could think of, still feinting.

Ken wanted to pop him in the face really bad, but he at least had to avoid throwing the first punch. If the other guy swung first, he might get to keep his job.

The guy didn’t swing. But Ken had to get out of there before he blew a fuse.

He felt like a yellow-bellied worm for doing it, but he got into his van and drove away, calling his supervisor to explain why he couldn’t complete the job. While grumbling and cussing to himself later, he used the word “nigger,” and meant it, for the first time in his life.

***

Cleveland Parker only partly enjoyed the white boy getting served. His younger neighbor, Meldrick, was a little too low-class for Cleveland’s taste. Sure, it was good seeing the pink toe put in his place, but Meldrick behaved like a common thug to do it. The ghetto wasn’t far away, but this neighborhood wasn’t technically in it. There were classy people who lived here, like Cleveland and his wife, but you’d never know it by Meldrick’s behavior, or by their welfare queen neighbor Willie-Mae Harris and her clan, to the other side of Cleveland’s house.

Meldrick fancied himself a poor man’s Denzel Washington, but he was missing a whole lot of class for that. The only reason Cleveland was making nice with Meldrick was because the brotha knew somebody with a late model Benz they might be willing to sell. Cleveland’s Benz was pushing ten years old now and was way overdue for an upgrade.

After the white boy drove away, Meldrick finally gave him the address where the Benz was parked, so Cleveland could go take a look.

Cleveland entered his own house to put on some presentable shoes and get his car keys.

At the landing of the staircase between the first and second floors, he slowed. There was a spot on the mural about a quarter inch in diameter that looked like either a stain or a chip in the paint. He hadn’t noticed it before so it must be new. Anger rose quickly as he tried to imagine who might be responsible. He didn’t let just anybody in his house, so he should be able to narrow it down.

The mural wrapped around the landing. It was the scene of a tropical paradise, full of the green vegetation of Mother Africa. A lion sat on one side, a black panther on the other. Both regal cats looked toward the center of the scene, which was a life-sized portrait of Cleveland and his wife in loincloths. In the painting, their bodies were ebony perfection. He stood behind her, but their hands were joined in front in an ancient symbol for dignity. Their images stared out from the painting with stern pride.

His wife was getting her hair done downtown at the moment, so he’d have to inquire about the damaged spot later. He ascended to the master bedroom, changed shoes, came back down the stairs and fetched his keys.

He pulled a Lionel Ritchie CD from the shelf on his way out the door. In moments he was underway in his Mercedes, and put the CD in the player. The player ejected the CD right away. He pushed it back in. It ejected again. Yes, it was certainly time to get an upgrade–little things on the car were starting to give him trouble. He took the CD out for examination, just to make sure it wasn’t scratched.

***

Joe Tasper couldn’t afford bail, so he remained in jail until his hearing. Crystal was apologetic about the incident and didn’t press charges, but he knew soon she’d start up over something else, real or imagined, and make his life a little more miserable. He had to dump the psycho bitch, but wasn’t sure how to do it, yet. There was no doubt she would go batshit when he told her they were breaking up. She had previously threatened to kill him if he ever left her. At the time he assumed she’d been joking. Now he wasn’t so sure.

In the mean time, he had lost his job.

He’d begun reporting for day labor gigs while searching for something permanent, but sure enough got a ticket for the cracked windshield. He was putting off paying it for as long as he could, thinking he couldn’t be cited for it again at least until the payment deadline on the existing citation. But yesterday he’d been pulled over again for the windshield.

Pigs didn’t have anything better to do. All the drug deals going down in this neighborhood; and prostitution; and theft; but the cops chose to make life harder for a guy trying to make an honest living.

Joe lived in a house in a black neighborhood because the rent was cheaper. But the vandalism and burglaries he suffered there made it not-so-cheap to live, after all.

Unable to risk getting pulled over for the windshield again, Joe would have to take the pickup truck. Shortly before Crystal moved in with him, he had traded his old S-10 for a full size Chevy truck. It burned more gas than the car, but he had no choice now. It was also parked behind his car in the driveway, so he would have to switch them around.

He started both vehicles and pulled the car out on the street. He left the engine running, walked back to the truck and pulled it onto the street, parking next to the curb. He got out and walked toward the car.

He saw a Mercedes speeding up the residential street toward him, but didn’t think much about it because the driver had all the room in the world to stop and his own car was plainly visible. As Joe reached his car and was climbing in, he looked up and saw the Mercedes bearing down on him at the same speed, only much closer.

“Oh, no. No! No!”

He threw his car in reverse and hit the gas and horn. The cold engine hesitated. At the last second there was a squeal of tires as the Mercedes rammed him head-on.

Joe slammed the shifter back in park, turned it off and got out, walking forward to inspect the damage. His car and the Mercedes were crumpled pretty bad. The other driver got out–a stocky older black man with fancy shoes, clothes, and glitzy jewelry.

“You alright?” Joe asked.

“Man, what the hell you think you’re doing, all over the street like that?” the guy demanded.

Taken aback by the guy’s self-righteous attitude, Joe angered quickly. “What am I doin’? How ’bout you look where you’re goin’, jackass? You just ran into my car!”

The other driver said something, but Joe didn’t catch it. Suddenly,Crystal was at his side , yelling at the other driver.

Crystal specialized in making bad situations worse, and she did so now, insulting the other guy with phrases like “fat coon.” The guy got pissed and came after her, and Joe had to physically get between them. Finally Crystal retreated indoors to call the police.

It took nearly two hours for the police to get there. Meanwhile, several people from the neighborhood gathered on the sidewalk adjacent to the Mercedes, staring at the accident scene. The other driver spoke with them while they waited. One remark Joe caught from that crowd was, “You had the right-of-way!” like it was an open-and-shut case.

Well, it should all get cleared up when the police filled out the report. Joe wasn’t impressed much with cops, based on his experience. But at least they were useful for stuff like this. If they ever showed up.

They finally arrived. There was an older cop and a younger one. The older one went right over to the Mercedes driver when they arrived. It seemed like a familiar greeting shared by the two. The Mercedes driver spoke in hushed tones, gesturing at Joe and the vehicles. They spoke for a long time.

The young officer, after looking the vehicles over, approached Joe. Joe explained what happened, and the officer took notes.

Finally the older cop, smoking a thin cigar, came over and told Joe to sign a ticket.

“You’re citing me?” Joe cried. “You’re sayin’ I’m at fault?”

“That’s right,” the cop said. “You are at fault.”

“How you figure? My car wasn’t even moving! I had just got in it and this guy rammed me!”

“He had the right of way,” the cop said, nonchalantly.

“Right of way for what?” Joe demanded. “My car was on the street first!”

“It shouldn’t have been on the street,” the cop said.

“I told your partner I was switching vehicles in my driveway,” Joe said. “You can see there’s no place to park it on this street. This clown was doing over twice the speed limit through here, and wasn’t looking where he was going!”

“He had the right of way. You need to sign this ticket.”

“The right of way,” Joe said. “You’re tellin’ me I can run over anything on the street, as long as I have right of way? There are kids out here all the time. He would have killed them today, if there’d been one on the street.”

“Kids aren’t supposed to be on the street,” the cop said.

“So you’re sayin’ I can haul ass down these residential streets as fast as I want to go, and you’re fine with it? And if I run over somebody or crash into something, that’s on them?”

“You can do that,” the cop said, “but if I catch you, you’re getting a ticket for it.”

“Do you two know each other?” Joe asked. “Is that what this is about?”

The cop breathed cigar smoke in Joe’s face and said. “Listen: you sign that ticket or we can do this another way.”

Joe wound up signing the citation, but was determined to fight this one in court.

He later obtained the police report and saw that the younger officer had drawn the diagram to portray Joe’s car as pulling out of the driveway and slamming into the Mercedes. The report named the Mercedes driver as Cleveland Parker. His occupation was listed, too.

He worked for the police.

 

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Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

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INDEPENDENCE DAY (Up Yours, New World Order.)

It’s pretty sad what has happened to our holidays. Thanksgiving has become Turkey Day; Christmas is now Santa Clause Day, and the Fourth of July has become Fireworks Day. This loss of our American (Judeo-Christian)  heritage was well underway by the time I was born, but I at least had the opportunity to educate myself.

For the record, the American Revolution did not begin with the signing of the Declaration of Independence on July 4, 1776. Nor did it start at the Boston Tea Party. The war began at Concord Bridge on April 19, 1775, when “right-wing extremists” opposed the forces of offshore interests who came to enforce “gun control” and disarm the militia.

This project was conceived as a book trailer for Henry Brown’s apocalyptic novel False Flag. The plan was to use the KISS principle (keep it simple, stupid). Just a quick 30 seconds and out.

Trouble was, after 30 seconds, Wagner’s Death of Siegfried just refused to be faded down. The music causes shivers and goose bumps, and demands to be played through to the end. Whatever Wagner’s personal ideology was, the man was one helluva composer.

Then the pendulum swung in the opposite direction on the project–enormous sequences based on the Bill of Rights, and montages contrasting Norman Rockwell’s America with what we have now…it was a lot of work, and after spending most of a weekend editing, it was only becoming more ambitious.

The Voice of Reason spoke up, and most of those set-piece montages were scrapped. A couple rough spots remained but further revisions were forbidden and we got it uploaded.

Below is another ambitious sequence driven by a Wagner soundtrack…but with a slightly (cough!) bigger budget to work with:

As you’re watching the fireworks tonight, remember that the pretty rockets and aesthetic explosions were meant to remind us that our nation was forged in war. Our freedom was not handed to our forefathers on a platter, as it was to us. It was not cheap. The liberty we have taken for granted was purchased with human blood.

Because we have taken it for granted, it is being stripped from us as I write this. At this late hour, it will not be inexpensive to contest the matter.

Heinlein’s Vision of Revolution

As we approach Independence Day, we might as well review a book about revolution: Robert A. Heinlein’s The Moon is a Harsh Mistress.

Heinlein’s novels do what science fiction is supposed to do, I suppose. But whereas he has a grasp on science that helps sell his futuristic technology as believable (even though this story doesn’t anticipate the pervasiveness of electronic devices, WiFi, 4G, etc., and people on the moon still rely on print/paper to the extent we did in the 1980s), his grasp on cultural anthropology, human dynamics, and the military sciences is less authoritative. His whole concept of how family and marriage work on Luna, for instance, seems more like wishful thinking than any understanding of human nature or extrapolation of cultural trends.

Also, if it was ever explained why a character named Manuel O’Kelly, a citizen of the moon, spoke in some kind of Russian hipster lingo, I missed it.

Heinlein’s political orientation has long been assumed to be “conservative,” but I think it would be better classified as skitzo. In Starship Troopers his social commentary struck me as authoritarian. In this novel he, on the one hand, recognizes the virtues of a constitutional republic…while simultaneously portraying an oligarchy as necessary to install it, and justifying mass psyops on the population to push the “necessary” agenda.

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Part of our difficulty agreeing on what Heinlein was is probably due to the engineered confusion regarding what “left” and “right” truly mean, with socialists like Hitler and even Stalin continually alleged to be “right-wing.” Even greater confusion pervades about what “liberal” and “conservative” truly mean.

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It was interesting, though, to note Heinlein admitting (through his characters) that FDR bullied Japan until they were provoked into attacking us, giving him the popular support needed to support a war he’d been scheming for all along.

The female lead (honestly can’t remember her name right now) was supposed to be a love interest, I guess. As such, that sub-plot was completely lackluster. The character was more of a distraction than anything else, but even back when this was written the “strong independent woman” was becoming a self-imposed requirement for fiction authors. (Later to be imposed by agents and editors.) But the Prof was an interesting character and Mike (the self-aware supercomputer) stole the show.

Looking back over these paragraphs, I’m probably not cutting Heinlein enough slack.This is an enjoyable read, and easily better than any new science fiction I found on the shelves from about 1992-2013.

Wise Guy on the Fringe of the Galaxy

D. K. Strickland joined Virtual Pulp recently, and since he’s a fellow author, I was curious about what he had written. That’s how I came to find Fringeman and picked up a copy.

I gave up on science fiction (and almost all fiction from the New York Publishing Cartel) years ago, for the same reason Larry Correia founded the Sad Puppies, and why so many sci-fi fans empathize with the Sad and Rabid Puppies: We’re sick of thought cops more interested in ramming their leftist and feminist messages down our throats than they are in telling a good story.

Fringeman is the kind of sci-fi novel that could break us out of that literary gulag.

Gunnar Schmidt is a Ranger (not Airborne…think more like Texas; except in outer space) with a quick wit and acid tongue that get him in a lot of trouble. His boss assigns him to the “fringe” of the “republic” where the central government’s authority is minimal at best. (As just about anything with “republic” contained in its title, it’s only nominal.)

This is a fool’s mission to the outer planets at the edge of “the Republic.” Schmidt’s boss is obviously hoping he’ll be killed. The plan had its merits, since Gunnar goes in and out of differing levels of captivity while awaiting a death sentence from the local feudal lord, and spends pretty much the entire novel getting the daylights beaten out of him.

I’m guessing this is to be a series, and this first novel is mostly a setup for an interstellar lawman with knowledge of and clout in the more primitive cultures, to execute justice and maybe enjoy some unofficial adventures.

After reading a couple Gor novels and being severely disappointed, it’s clear to me John Norman could have learned a thing or two from Strickland about how to explain a slave culture and explore the psychology of bondage, submission, etc. without bogging down the narrative.

Hopefully Don will get the next one finished soon.

 

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The Oath of Office: How Seriously Is it Taken?

…By any public servant, down to the local government level?

11

D MINUS 87

POTTOWATOMIE COUNTY, OKLAHOMA

After the county coroner and other forensics experts had been on site for a while, Tommy made sure they had what they needed from him, and returned to the office. He watched some of the questioning of Ms. Greeley and the boy not in the hospital, took care of some paperwork, then called it a day.

He pulled into his front yard on the rez after midnight, and was greeted first by his dogs. His wife, Linda, met him at the front door and they spent a few moments showing affection before she led him to the kitchen, where his supper was keeping warm in the oven. The kitchen was old, like the rest of the house, but Linda kept it clean and cozy, in the way only feminine women could.

Tommy and Linda still usually spoke to each other in Shawandasse, to keep in practice.”Where’s Carl?” Tommy asked, sitting, as she set the plate in front of him.

“Out in the garage, tinkering with that dirt bike again,” Linda replied, and sat across from him at the table.

Carl was their youngest, and still lived with them. Gunther and Takoda had been on their own for a while, already.

“How was your day?” Linda asked.

Tommy frowned, not really knowing how to answer that question. What could you say after seeing what he’d seen over in Cynthia Greeley’s basement? He felt bad, because his job put him in an unpleasant mood more often than not, and Linda was the one who had to deal with it. It wasn’t her fault that he had to see that kind of stuff…

Well, in a way, it was.

Y MINUS TWO

ABSENTEE SHAWNEE TRUST LAND, OKLAHOMA

When Tommy returned from Sumatra, he at first considered going into hiding. Maybe assuming a new identity. That’s how scared he was.

He and his brother Vince had been framed for the murder of an Indonesian cop, and had to run from the local police just to escape with their lives. But after all was said and done, Vince hadn’t escaped with his life.

The attempts on their lives over there made it clear they had some powerful enemies who could pull strings just about anywhere. The only reason Tommy could think of was an investigation both he and his brother had been working, which grew to include a domestic terrorist incident, and involved complicity in the highest levels of the Justice Department, implicating involvement even higher up.

So when he returned to the States, Tommy figured his enemies would come at him from some other angle. Certainly his job as a special agent of the Bureau of Indian Affairs would be sabotaged somehow, just for starters. Then what? That murder rap overseas would be the most obvious line of attack.

But against his understandably paranoid judgment, he showed himself publicly, answered (or avoided, depending on who asked) a million questions, and attended Vince’s funeral service.

It was at this very kitchen table, when Tommy was deliberating with himself about what to do, that Linda made her suggestion.

“You know Sheriff Flores is up for reelection, Tommy. He’s not very popular.”

Flores was crooked and most everyone in the county knew it. “So what?” Tommy replied.

“So, you know it doesn’t matter who the Republicans run—they won’t have a chance in this county. Flores is practically running unopposed.”

“I still don’t see your point,” Tommy said.

“You should run for sheriff, Dad,” Carl said, catching on quickly and loving the idea. “As an independent.”

“County sheriffs answer to the people,” Linda reasoned. “You won’t be under the thumb of some federal agency, or the suckups in the Tribal Police, if you go back there. As a sheriff, you’d be able to defend yourself a lot better than as a subordinate of some career slave.”

“I’m not a politician,” Tommy said. “Sheriffs are all political these days. I couldn’t win a popularity contest against Jack the Ripper, and wouldn’t want to try.”

“But you could,” Linda said. “You’re very popular right now. Word’s been getting around about how you rescued Jenny and Susan Pyrch, and the other girls.”

Tommy’s niece Jenny, Susan Pyrch from here on the rez, and some of their college friends had been kidnapped while overseas on vacation. Tommy had led an effort to get them back–and succeeded with the exception of one girl.

“What kind of word is getting around?” Tommy asked, worried. Other men had gone with him, and he owed them more than he could ever pay. If their names got out, they could suffer for their association with him.

“You’re a hero, Dad,” Carl said. “You’re all people are talking about at school.”

“It’s the same with my friends,” Linda said. “I’m married to a living legend.” She gave him a playful nose-honk with one hand. “Just don’t let it go to your head, okay?”

“I don’t know,” Tommy said. “I’m not good at giving speeches or debating.”

“Just be yourself,” Linda said, now rubbing his cheek. “Your capable of charm, or you never would have got a second date with me.”

He had to grin at that one.

“And I think you’re popular enough right now, you wouldn’t even have to say much,” she added. “At least think about it. Unless you have a better idea.”

Tommy didn’t have a better idea, so he thought about it.

He ran for sheriff.

There were no debates. He gave only one speech, a week before the election, and it looked like half of the county, plus everyone on Shawnee Trust Land, came out to hear it.

“If you want a bigger jail, that’s fine,” he said. “I’m not gonna say you need one. And I’m not gonna seek federal or private money. If I’m sheriff, we’ll handle things ourselves with the resources we have. I don’t want Washington pulling strings here, so I won’t invite that by begging for federal cheese. The way I see it, the office of sheriff exists to protect your rights.”

This got a cheer, requiring him to pause before continuing.

“Politicians and bureaucrats get your tax dollars to serve you; not so you have to serve them.”

Another cheer. Given the voting record of the electorate on the rez, he had expected heckling when he got to this part—or blank stares at best.

“Because most politicians see it the other way around, and usually get away with it, doesn’t make it right. I’m glad you all are so enthusiastic about your rights. But your rights end where somebody else’s begins. When rights get violated, that’s when the police should get involved.”

He spotted his family in the crowd, all toward the front. Takoda and Carl’s hair was just beginning to grow back from their Mohawks. They and Gunther were typically blank-faced, but now with chests pushed out perhaps more than normal. Jenny was smiling broadly and Linda looked so excited she might faint.

“If I was sheriff, criminals would be put in jail,” he continued, inspiring applause. “My deputies wouldn’t be spending their time harassing people who aren’t criminals. They wouldn’t be engaging in random roadside checkpoints, or issuing tickets for tinted windows or seatbelt violations. If you respect the rights of your neighbor, then the law should be on your side. And it would be, if I was sheriff.”

Tommy wasn’t ready for the ovation he got for that short, unpolished speech. Linda threw herself at him and said, “Take me home, now, and ravage me!”

He laughed and shook his head.

“I’m serious,” she said. “Have Carl spend the night with Gunther. I want you.”

“I just pissed off every ‘law and order’ type in the county,” he said. “People don’t want what’s right. They want…”

He was interrupted by some well-wishers who complimented him on his speech.

When he was done with this bout of glad-handing, Linda wrapped herself around his arm and said, “There aren’t many ‘law and order’ types after Flores, Tommy. He converted them.”

Tommy tried to smile, not so sure.

“Tommy, you could run for president after a speech like that, and even your sister-in-law would vote for you!”

Reporters crowded in to ask him questions, but Tommy ignored them. He ran the gauntlet of hand-shakers and eventually made it to his Blazer.

The election came and Tommy won, surprising him more than anyone.

His first order of business was to scrutinize his deputies. He fired all but seven of them, then sat the survivors down in the briefing room and gave them a longer speech than the one he delivered on the campaign stump.

“You men have heard the expression ‘there’s a new sheriff in town’?” Tommy asked, then just watched the deputies reactions as the thought sunk in.

“The reason you are the only ones here is because I let everyone else go. The first thing I want you to understand is that for every one of you still here, there’s ten unemployed wannabes waiting in line, who paid to put themselves through the police academy. It will be much easier for me to teach them good habits than to correct any bad ones you might have. If you’ve been learning the wrong way to conduct this job before I came along, then you’d better un-learn it before I find out.”

He opened the cardboard box on the desk, pulled out a handful of small booklets, and tossed one to each deputy.

“Each one of you took an oath to uphold the U.S. Constitution, and the laws of Oklahoma,” Tommy said. “The Academy does an okay job teaching you the most common Oklahoma statutes you can use to trick, bully, and charge citizens. It does a disgraceful job teaching you about the Bill of Rights. These little books are copies of the Constitution, with the Bill of Rights and the later amendments, plus the Declaration of Independence and some other stuff. When you report to work tomorrow morning I expect you to have read the Bill of Rights. If you have any questions about it, ask me. I’m giving you one week to read the entire Constitution. You swore to uphold it, so as long as I’m sheriff, you’re gonna know what’s in it.”

None of the deputies had worked with him before. Nobody grumbled—possibly only because they weren’t sure how crazy a boss he would turn out to be.

“Until then,” Tommy said, “here’s some items for you to remember: if you ask for or accept any kind of bribe, you’ll be fired. If you steal something, I’ll put you in this jail myself. There will be no more checkpoints. No more speed traps. No more arresting people, then figuring out what to charge them with after they’re brought in. No unwarranted searches; no warrants without probable cause—and probable cause does not include skin color, camouflage clothing or gun racks.”

Tommy studied faces again. Some of the deputies blushed. He took note of them.

“You will not take one of the unmarked cars from the motor pool without authorization directly from me. We are not going to use unmarked cars for speeding tickets. If our objective is truly to make drivers slow down, then we want them to see that we are out there on the road with them.

“I don’t want citations for seatbelt violations coming across my desk. Citizens are not our property. If they aren’t endangering someone else, leave them alone. There’s more than enough yahoos on the road out there driving drunk, tailgating, changing lanes without signaling, cutting people off, running stop signs, and all kinds of other idiotic stunts, for you to concentrate on. Citizens don’t pay our bills to be harassed, or for you to make up excuses to cite them. You aren’t revenue men anymore, so make that mental adjustment right now. From now on you are public servants, and your job is to protect and serve.”

Kevin raised his hand tentatively.

“Save your questions until I’m done,” Tommy said, and Kevin lowered his hand.

“If you find yourself in a situation that requires backup, then call for it. And if you need to use force–up to and including deadly force–then don’t hesitate. If you’re doing your job right, I’ll have your back. But understand this: that badge doesn’t give you the right to violate anyone’s rights. If you hurt or kill somebody without good reason, then I will be your enemy. And if a suspect is truly resisting arrest, and the situation justifies a call for backup, your job is not to converge on the scene to get your sick jollies beating and tazing the suspect. You get them restrained and back here for booking as quickly, efficiently, and painlessly as possible. Is that understood?”

A chorus of sober “yes sirs” sounded in reply. This was not a happy crew.

“I’ll take questions, now,” Tommy said.

“Is it just us, now?” Kevin asked. “Are you going to replace the deputies you fired?”

“We’re gonna work it like this for now,” Tommy said. “I’ll see how it goes. I might bring in a couple rookies if it turns out we truly are short-handed. But the workload will be going down now that we’re out of the harassment business. This will probably be enough manpower, right here, to do the job we’re getting paid to do.”

Sheriff Flores had bloated the office with a small army of deputies, and ballooned the budget every fiscal year. Paying for all that excess made it necessary to generate revenue by “proactive” policing that made the locals despise and distrust law enforcement.

“Question,” Jeff said. “If we’re only concerned with people who violate the rights of others, how do we deal with drunk drivers?”

“Drunk drivers put other people’s lives at risk,” Tommy replied. “That’s a violation of somebody’s most basic civil liberties: the right to life—weaving all over the road and other drunk behavior will kill somebody; the right to liberty—a wheelchair is a definite infringement on their freedom; and property–the other vehicle or whatever else the drunk is going to crash into.

“Men, I spent some time in the Middle East. That region has the absolute worst drivers in the world. I wouldn’t trust them at 20 miles an hour on an empty four-lane road. But they drive at 110 on two-lane, half-paved roads, with crossing livestock and blind corners. And yet they have only a fraction of the accidents as we have in the States, driver-for-driver. Why? Because they don’t drive drunk. Period. They just don’t do it.”

Another deputy—Walker was his name—raised a hand. “You just told us to use deadly force without hesitation if we need to. Then you said you’ll be our enemy if we hurt or kill somebody. That seems like a contradiction.”

“Two problems, Walker,” Tommy said. “First off, you didn’t listen carefully to my instructions. Poor attention to detail. Secondly, it seems to me that you question your own ability to judge when force is necessary and when it’s not. That’s a fatal flaw in any peace officer.”

“I think his concern,” Harris said, “is the same as mine and everyone else’s: I mean, it’s our first day with you in charge and it’s like you’re taking the side of the civilians over us already.”

Tommy shook his head and ground his teeth for a moment. “Let me make something real clear to all of you right now: you are civilians. You are not soldiers; you are not in an army; and we are not at war with the taxpayers.” He pointed at the booklet Harris absently played with in one hand. “I don’t just expect you to read that, men. I expect you to know it; accept it; and conduct yourselves as if you believe it, for as long as you work for me.”

Within the first four months, three more deputies were gone. Harris tampered with his car camera; Walker coerced sexual favors from a prostitute in Norman. The third quit.

Tommy deputized some academy graduates to replace them. One of them was Janet Bailey, who covered for the dispatcher during her shift, and also updated the website. The image of the county sheriff’s office turned around, between her efforts at communication and the reformed conduct of the deputies.

Looking back on that first year, Tommy was surprised more deputies hadn’t quit. What surprised him even more was that, after a few months, the Feds seemed to lose interest in the bogus murder rap. He was questioned a few times; Gunther and Jenny were questioned; then the Feds backed off. Maybe, by some miracle, an honest person was calling the shots despite the Attorney General. And the fact that Tommy had been too busy with his new duties to keep sniffing around at the Justice Department probably helped.

D MINUS 87

Tommy set his coffee down, took Linda’s hand and kissed it. “It’s good to be home, baby.”

Linda’s dark brown eyes turned sympathetic. “You want to talk about it?”

“You remember that thing you told me about the other day—some link Jenny posted on Facebook about cults?”

Linda made a face. “Oh, yeah. Sick stuff.”

“Can you forward the link to me?”

Linda nodded, then her jaw dropped. “Did you find something like that?”

Neither of them ever turned on the television, unless it was to watch a movie together; so it was no surprise she hadn’t seen the news.

“Yeah,” he said. “I still don’t know how to process what I saw, yet.”

“I’ll send you that link,” Linda said, then moved around behind him to massage his shoulders.

“You still think me running for sheriff was a good idea?” he asked, grunting with pleasure as she kneaded the stress knots out of him.

“I do,” she said, stooping to kiss his neck.

“You’re the greatest,” he moaned, as she continued kneading. “Sorry if I’m more grumpy than normal. I don’t mean to take it out on you.”

“You owe me about 40,000 date nights, Sheriff Scarred Wolf,” she said.

“I know,” he said. “Let’s have one Tuesday night. I found this place I think you’ll like.”

Later, Tommy read the article his niece had posted a link to. It reported occultic rituals all over the country with very similar characteristics to what he found in Cynthia Greeley’s basement. He spent a few hours digging out what information he could on M.O.s, and the belief system which led people to commit these bizarre, disturbing crimes. He jotted down some specific questions to ask the woman and the two teenage boys during interrogation. So far nobody had stepped forward to post bail, and his deputies had little luck getting the boys’ parents to come in.

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What Gets a Cop Promoted?

Put simply: “Proactive” policing.

10

Y MINUS 20

SHREVEPORT, LOUISIANA

There was already a keg at Captain Taggart’s party when Trooper Macmillan arrived, dressed in a golf shirt and Levi Dockers.

Macmillan made the rounds. There were a lot of guys he didn’t get to see often because they were off when he was on, and vice-versa. There was also a fairly hot blonde and some other chicks present, mingling. He would have to check them out before long.

He got absorbed in a story Trooper Beale was telling about catching two queers going at it at a rest stop. Everybody laughed themselves silly. Then when the story was over, they got in a competition over who could tell the funniest faggot jokes. Macmillan had a few that got everybody howling.

He felt a tap on his shoulder and turned to find Captain Taggart, in a loud Hawaiian shirt and shorts, holding a beer.

“Let me have a word with you, Macmillan,” the Captain said.

Macmillan followed him around the swimming pool, past the tool shed to the corner of the wooden privacy fence surrounding the back yard. His mind churned through possible reasons for this special attention. He decided it must be about the Texan he’d left on the side of the highway with a dead battery. The civilian must have complained. Somebody looked the citation up, found he’d been pulled over for tinted windows, and decided Macmillan had gone too far this time. Macmillan kept his cool and began formulating a probable cause story in his mind to justify the traffic stop.

The captain faced him and asked him a few questions about if he was enjoying the cookout and so forth. Then he said, “I’ve been looking over your productivity, and you’ve been exceptional, Jason. Just exceptional. You’ve been consistently proactive since you’ve been on patrol.”

This didn’t sound so bad. Maybe Taggart was praising him as a preamble to warning him to dial it down a notch, after the battery guy from Texas.

“When I pull a trooper aside for a one-on-one,” Taggart said, smiling faintly, “it’s usually one of two reasons. One is if he’s not being proactive enough. I give him the usual talk about how each trooper should generate enough revenue to pay his own salary, and all that.” He paused to chuckle, slapping Macmillan on the shoulder. “That’s not the problem here, Jason, so don’t worry. The other reason is to feel somebody out for possible promotion. That doesn’t happen nearly as often. Both of those take place on duty, when we’re in uniform.”

“Is this job-related?” Macmillan asked, confused.

Taggart took a conspiratorial look around. “Yeah. In a way. There’s this program…” He paused to purse his lips for a moment. “Every so often, federal law enforcement takes a look at the Highway Patrol in different states. What they like about state and local police is that you’re proven on the job. You’ve got a track record already; you’ve been screened for medical and all the other stuff. So they come down and look over entrance exams, psych profiles, interview transcripts and notes, performance reviews and the whole nine yards. Well, this time you were one of the troopers they took an interest in. A short list of badge numbers got handed to me and they’re waiting on me to pick who I think the best candidate is. I don’t know if I’m the tiebreaker vote or exactly how much weight they’ll give my recommendation. I’ve never been in this position before.”

Macmillan mulled this over. He wasn’t in trouble at all.

I’d hate to lose you,” Taggart went on, “but I wouldn’t want to deny you the opportunity, either. Think you might be interested?”

“Yeah. I would,” Macmillan said. His strict enforcement was getting him rewarded, not punished!

“It’s a bigger pond,” Taggart said. “Probably harder to get noticed. But then there’s probably a lot more avenues to advancement than here, too.”

“Sounds great,” Macmillan said.

“Word to the wise, though,” Taggart said, expression and tone now turning a bit stern. “The Feds are really touchy about all this diversity stuff. The big thing right now is sexual orientation. You have to kind of jump on the band wagon. They don’t tolerate homophobia and they don’t play around when it comes to that.”

It only took Macmillan a moment to make the adjustment. “Consider me an advocate, then.”

Macmillan would march in the next Gay Pride parade, if necessary. For this opportunity, giving somebody a blowjob wasn’t even completely out of the question.

“And of course it’s the same for women and coloreds,” Taggart said.

“I love niggers, sir. And I was just thinking we need more women on the State Police.”

They both shared a good laugh.

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Elvis Reveals How the USA was Obamanated

Well, not really Elvis. You DO accept that the man is dead, right? (Long before Hussein crawled out from under his rock and appeared on the national scene.) But since we’ve featured two Elvis songs already this week, and “That’s Alright, Mama” was made famous by him…close enough.

The two paradigm charts featured in the video were too much work not to be displayed where people have time to read them…so we’ll do that. First, the actual left-right paradigm–almost guaranteed to be the opposite of what you were taught in school:

leftCENTERright

And then there’s the paradigm according to the Social Justice Whiners:

LEFTright

 

You will see these again, class.

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Alpha Anthems: “U.S. Male” by Elvis Presley

As I said before, alpha dog sentiments are much harder to find in music than the supplicating verse of beta chumps. But I managed to find one by the same artist from this week’s Mangina Melody.

He may have sold Wunitus (one-itus) with most of his songs, but in these lyrics Elvis clarifies who is the property of whom. This song is about a man warning his competition (a pick-up artist?) to back off his woman.

And this is the uncensored version. The one I remember didn’t have the line about the ditch and the S.O.B.

Not sure what movies these video clips were taken from, except I think I recognize Stay Away Joe. And my advice regarding that flick is to, um… stay away from it. Presley’s talent as a singer can’t be disputed; but that doesn’t mean all the movies he starred in are worth watching.

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Standoff With Federal Agents on Wyoming Ranch

 

9

D MINUS 82

CHAPANEE VALLEY, WYOMING

The paramedics avoided eye contact with Roy Jr. as they hauled Roy by stretcher into the ambulance. The last thing Roy Jr. heard his father say before the ambulance doors closed was “Don’t knuckle under, son!”

The ambulance got turned around, then negotiated the bumpy dirt road off the ranch. Three men who had been watching everything at a respectful distance now moved in closer as Roy Jr. watched his father being taken away.

The rawboned one, dressed like a cowboy, was his neighbor, Mike, who owned the closest ranch. Mike’s sons were not in sight, but likely patrolling the spread on horseback. The big, burly man in bib overalls was Roy Jr.’s uncle, Rusty. He had brought sons and grandsons, all armed, and dubbed “anti-government extremists” by the press. The stocky man in camouflage fatigues and a boonie hat was named Gary. Roy Jr. had never met him before three days ago. Gary had driven about 300 miles with a party of 11 other men who came armed and equipped to help Roy’s family and friends defend the ranch, if necessary. Right then they were in hasty defensive positions facing the feds.

The Bar G Ranch spread over thousands of acres, but there were only three roads cut through the rough land. The feds had their military armored vehicles massed at the three entrances. Of course they could go off-road just fine, but for now evidently intended to stay on clearly defined avenues once they moved in. No doubt reconnaissance aircraft had caught heat signatures of armed parties waiting for them in the hills and brush, too. What they might not suspect was that some of Roy’s allies were hiding among the cattle, as a sort of infrared camouflage. There wasn’t nearly enough manpower to secure the entire perimeter of the property

When Rusty drew close enough, he squeezed his nephew’s shoulder. “How you holdin’ up, Junior?”

“I think I’m still a long way from a heart attack, if that’s what you mean,” Roy Jr. replied.

“Did he say anything before they took off?” Mike asked.

“He said ‘don’t knuckle under’,” Roy Jr. replied.

Rusty and Mike chuckled.

“Hey, fellas,” Gary said, looking down the road the Ambulance had taken. “Here comes The Man.”

A black SUV drove toward them, a white flag tied to the antenna.

“What the hell do they want, now?” Mike wondered aloud.

Gary looked Roy Jr. in the eye. “They want you to knuckle under.”

“He’s right,” Rusty said, spitting into the dirt. “With Roy out of the way, they’re gonna test the waters with you. Scare you or sweet talk you into givin’ up.”

“Don’t do it, amigo,” Mike said. “Don’t fall for their bullshit. They got no right to even be here. They only pull this kind of stunt because folks been lettin’ ’em get away with it for so long. We need to stop lettin’ ’em get away with it.”

“We’re with you, Roy,” Gary said. “Don’t let them scare you. You’re not alone.”

Roy Jr. thrust his hands in his pockets. “They’re gettin’ paid to be here,” he told Gary. “You guys’ll have to go back home at some point to your jobs and families. They can afford to wait until you do.”

“We can stay for the rest of the week,” Gary said. “If it hasn’t blown over by then, some of our buddies will come to take over. We’ll rotate men through here, if that’s what it takes. There’s a guy gonna interview me for a podcast here on site. I’m goin’ on a HAM radio broadcast when I get back. The word will get out.”

The SUV pulled to a stop and three doors swung open. A man in a suit and two figures in black combat gear emerged from the vehicle.

Gary locked-and-loaded his AR15. “You two Nazi ninjas, back in the vehicle!” he commanded.

Mike and Rusty also got their weapons ready.

The man in the suit raised both hands, fingers spread. “Gentlemen, we came under a flag of truce. There’s no need…”

“We’ve all seen how ‘honorable’ you clowns are,” Gary interrupted. “Tell your goons to get back in the truck, now.”

The negotiator nodded to the two dark figures and they climbed back inside.

“That really wasn’t necessary,” the negotiator said, then extended his hand toward Roy Jr. “My name is Ray Hollis. Can we speak in private?”

Roy Jr. reluctantly shook his hand and gestured over toward the tack shed. The two men walked over and faced each other in the shade of the small structure.

“First of all,” Hollis said, “I’m sorry about your father. We’ve got him on his way to the best care available and we’ll do everything we can for him.”

“Who’s this ‘we’ you’re talkin’ about?” Roy Jr. asked. “Do you speak for the hospital and ambulance service, too? Do they work for you?”

The negotiator’s public relations facade faltered, and he licked his lips. “Hey, there’s no reason to make this hostile. We’re all sorry about your father. None of us wants this situation we’ve got, here. We all just want to resolve this reasonably so nobody else has to get so stressed out.”

“Reasonably,” Roy Jr. echoed, mockingly. “You show up here with an army of killers because my dad built a duck pond on his own property, and you want to talk about bein’ reasonable.”

With a flash of irritation, Hollis said, “Look, it won’t do anybody any good to have another argument about the law concerning wetlands…”

But Roy Jr. wasn’t done. “You’re lyin’ through your teeth about not wantin’ to be hostile. Look at these goose-steppin’ bastards you brought here. You don’t want this situation? You made this situation! This situation is exactly what you people want.”

“Calm down, sir,” Hollis said. “We don’t want any more…”

“Kiss my ass, Mr. Hollis,” Roy Jr. said. “You want me to calm down? Get the hell away from our land, and we’ll calm down. Put this army of yours on the border, and protect the people who pay your salary, instead of stealin’ from us. I’ll calm right down, then.”

“I understand you’re upset…” Hollis began, only to get interrupted again.

“Mr. Hollis, I’m not in the mood for any more of your snake oil. This is my family’s property and you’re trespassin’. I don’t care what the EPA says, what the FBI says, the ATF, the IRS, the DHA. You’re breakin’ the law. You thought I’d be weaker than my father and you could strong-arm me. Now you got the media callin’ us a bunch of Klan members. Kiss my ass, Mr. Hollis. You boys came dressed for a fight. Well, you drive one of those tanks through our fence or onto our driveway, you’re gonna get one.”

Hollis shook his head and gave a slight shrug of the shoulders. “All right. We tried to reason with you.”

Ray Hollis walked back to the SUV. Gary snickered and called after him. “Hey, revenue man! Most of us know all about Waco. Guess what? All of us will shoot back this time. And you don’t get a cease-fire when you run out of ammo.”

Roy Jr. watched the SUV bump along and disappear down the road. Had he just guaranteed bloodshed? Should he have knuckled under, regardless of right and wrong?

He knew most of those standing with him were just as scared as he was. Maybe some of the boys who came with Gary were itching for a fight–he didn’t know for sure. But Roy Jr.’s father, and grandfather, and great-grandfather had worked their lives away making the Chapanee Valley a profitable ranch to feed and clothe their families. Once upon a time Roy Jr. had assumed he could pass it down to his own son.

That wasn’t a sure thing anymore. But he wasn’t going to let some jackbooted Fed bulldoze his family off this land. Not on his watch.

 

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