Elvis once warned us:

Hard-headed woman/soft-hearted man

Been the cause a trouble ever since the world began.

Any man who’s had any significant interaction with women has suffered intense frustration at one time or another. And probably on a regular basis. But despite what the feminists claim, the way the male and female brains process data  is radically different.

I put together an impromptu list to help demystify the female of the species and hopefully save you some aggravation.

Men tend to assume that thoughts in this list will occur to women.

As a rule, they do not. Especially the feministas.

(A feminista, as I’m using the term, is a woman who doesn’t necessarily consider herself a feminist, but she’s been thoroughly conditioned by feminist dogma nonetheless.)

You may find this list descriptive of some males today, too. With all the gender chaos in our culture, I wouldn’t doubt it.

Any woman who DOES have thoughts like these is probably a keeper.

• I’m heading east-southeast. I need to head south-southeast. I can always look at the map to be sure.
• Maybe I should understand how something works before I offer advice on how to fix it.
• To be honest, he does work harder than I do…
• Uh-oh, I’m contradicting what I just said five minutes ago.
• I never heard of this thing/person/ideology until just now, so maybe I’m not the world’s leading expert on it.
• Our one-year anniversary is coming up, and I have no desire to change my husband/boyfriend.
• The human race survived for thousands of years without cell phones and social networks. So can I for a few hours.
• Hmm…if it’s wrong when they do it, it’s probably wrong when I do it, too.
• Oh, I get it! He’s operating in accordance with what I told him that I want, in that conversation we had. I should give him credit for that.
• Maybe I should carry my argument to its logical conclusion.
• Wait a minute…I’m judging him by what I felt at the time; not by what he actually said/did.
• Lashing out with this remark might score some points in this argument, but it’s not true, therefore I just won’t say it.
• When I honestly add up all the qualities of my imagined perfect man, I come up with a skitzophrenic transgender Jeckle/Hyde. Maybe I should reevaluate.