Pray tell what fraud?
The Muslim fraud.
Ding, dong, the Muslim fraud is gone!
He’ll take Jimmy Carter’s role
More apology tours on the public dole
But let’s make our country great again,
And bring those jobs back!
Now he can’t worry ya.
Send the candidate back to Manchuria.
Worship Allah and Karl Marx
You fart-blocking weasel!
Ding, dong, and adios!
He’s coming out? Well that’s just gross.
Ding, dong, the queer impostor’s gone…
And in comes the president-elect, Jared Kushner who will surely and rightfully put Jewish and Israeli interests before our own!
Yes–don’t forget: it’s not just Russian hackers, but the Vast Jewish Conspiracy that brought Doni NetanTrumpstein into power.
Who knows what he will actually do, but Trump is the first candidate in a long time who has promised to put America first. Guess we’ll find out soon enough.
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