Experts say that, while on the phone with a Ukrainian, Drumpf may have had inappropriate thoughts–such as delaying or reducing the amount of wages confiscated from American citizens to fund corrupt foreign governments. IMPEACHABLE OFFENSE!!!!!!

But not everybody was being so hateful. Joe Biden, in a heroic act of squeaky-clean totally uncorrupt statesmanship, threatened to withhold foreign aid to the same corrupt foreign government unless a prosecutor was fired before he could bring charges against Biden’s corrupt son. Yeah! What a stud!