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Paradox Chapter 8: Stumbling Onto a Hit

The way people think and behave doesn’t make logical sense.

Even by this point in my life, I should have just accepted that fact, and expected it. Instead, it surprised, baffled, and frustrated me every time this principle was demonstrated.

Case in point: my father and Allyson. She hated me, and I think she hated him almost as bad. She made no secret of it. And though I didn’t disrespect my father; mouth off to him; lie about him behind his back; or steal from him; I never was much more than chopped liver, so far as he was concerned. But boy, did he make an effort with Allyson—even after breaking it off with Mom. He bent over backwards trying to win love from that evil bitch, when she wasn’t even a blood relation to him. I never did figure that out, and stopped trying.

Anyway, while he occasionally came to visit when I had a birthday, he never missed one of hers—and always brought her a present, as well.

Allyson no longer lived under the same roof as me, thankfully, but Mom arranged a birthday party for her at our house, and of course my father had made time to attend. Mom told me beforehand that he was bringing Abel along with him. Abel was my half-brother (different mother; same father), and a few years younger than me. I was expected to entertain him whenever these awkward reunions took place. Sometimes we got along okay; sometimes not. Whichever way it went, though, his company was sure to be more tolerable than Allyson’s.

When my father pulled up in front of the trailer, with Abel in the car, I figured Allyson would be along in about an hour or so later, and the party would start. I figured if I didn’t go for my run now, I wouldn’t get the chance later.

As I pulled some shorts and a sleeveless shirt on, I heard the knock on the door, then the voices of my parents exchanging barely-civil small talk as my father came inside. I slipped out the back, let Ace out of the kennel, and off we went.

***

I ran farther than normal—not because I felt like running farther that afternoon, but because I wanted to avoid the party for as long as possible. Ace and I ran past the park and into a semi-industrial area for a few miles, then took the scenic route back to the trailer park. About a quarter mile out, I slowed to a walk and stepped out our “cool-down lap” with Ace panting happily beside me.

I had walked every foot of the trailer park a thousand times by then, and didn’t really need to pay attention to find my way back. Uncle Si had been reminding me to be aware of my surroundings all the time, but I slacked off sometimes. On that particular day I wasn’t paying much attention. When our trailer became visible in the gap between two other trailers as we walked, Ace began barking. I snapped out of my daydream and clipped the leash on her choke collar before she could tear off to chase somebody’s cat or something. The first thing I noticed was our trailer rocking around a bit on its foundation. Ace was barking in the direction of our trailer. I didn’t see any cats or another dog.

I followed the line of her sight, and almost missed it. But there it was: some weird visual anomaly right by the trailer—as if invisible prisms or magnifying glasses were passing in front of the scene, warping the light in unnatural patterns. It looked a lot like the scenes in Predator (that Arnold Swarzenegger movie) when the alien hunter uses his high-tech camouflage.

The back door of the trailer swung open and two light-warping anomalies emerged, with a solid, visible object hanging between them. An arm flopped down from the object, and hair trailed from one end.

Hair the same color as Mom’s.

The object disappeared, like it had just been shoved through a window in an invisible wall.

My brain lagged behind the visual input from my eyes, and it hadn’t yet quite registered that the visible object had been my mother’s body. Then my father’s body was transported to the invisible window in similar manner. His body leaked a dark liquid on the ground along the way. Then I recognized Abel’s body, dangling in an upside-down U-shape as if draped limply over a sawhorse, bobbing along through thin air with nothing under him but another distortion of the scenery beyond.

Ace continued to bark. Barking dogs were nothing unusual in my trailer park, but for whatever reason, her barking finally drew attention. Several light distortions made sudden, jerking moves, interacting with each other, it seemed. One of the anomalies seemed to split, and a dark opening appeared within it—like the doorway to a tent. Out of that opening, something long and dark extended, pointing in my direction. I don’t remember the sound it made, but I saw a flash.

I had been pretty slow on the uptake since first coming on the scene, but my instincts came through for me right then. Before my mind processed the word “danger,” it had signaled my body to duck. I dove flat in the weeds. Ace had been slow on the uptake all her life; never very protective or faithful in other classic dog-like ways…so I don’t know exactly what caused her to jump out in front of me in that instant.

A split second later, my poor retarded German Shepherd lay spasming and bleeding profusely on the ground, having taken a bullet, or death ray, or something for me.

My brain was still playing catch-up, but stark terror set in almost instantly. Some nearly-invisible predators had murdered my family, and were now trying to murder me.

There was an ear-splitting roar off to my left. A big, fast, loud vehicle, shaped like a sledgehammer, shot off the street, launching airborne when it hit the curb, ripping the turf asunder with massive tires when it hit the ground in the trailer lot beside me. Snarling like some mechanical beast, it fish-tailed through the lot, flinging clods of turf in twin geysers behind it, before rocking down on its nose, coming to a stop right in front of me—shielding me from whatever it was that just killed my dog. My eyes couldn’t get any wider as the passenger door of that strange machine swung open. Inside the cockpit, I saw Uncle Si leaned over from the driver seat, having just flung the door open. His own eyes were wide behind his shades, and his face pale, as he screamed, “Get in! Now!”

I scrambled to my feet, tripped over Ace’s body, and crashed inside the car in a tangled heap.

Uncle Si opened his own door and stepped outside, pulling some bulky, dark weapon with him. He aimed the weapon toward the trailer. I heard a unique bloop noise, and there was an explosion by Mom’s trailer. A large anomaly which had remained still up to that moment (thus harder to detect) lifted off the ground, transforming into something solid and visible. When it came back to earth with a tremendous smashing sound, it resembled something like a futuristic cargo van with fire and smoke billowing out of several jagged holes.

Before that vehicle hit the ground, I heard what sounded like a machinegun. Uncle Si was firing his weapon again—I could tell by the way it pushed against his shaking arms. Beyond him, I saw one of the smaller, mobile anomalies transform into the figure of a masked, helmeted man wearing a glittering poncho, brandishing some sort of weapon. The figure staggered backwards, then slumped to the side.

The machinegun sound stopped. Uncle Si glanced down at his weapon and yelled, “Son of a blood sucking whore!” He dove back behind the steering wheel, tossed the weapon in the back seat, pulled his door shut, and yanked the shifter into gear. An engine that must have been even more powerful than the one in his Corvette roared bloody murder, and I was pushed back against the seat with such crushing force that my breathing was labored.

I cried out, asking what was going on, but I couldn’t even hear my own words over the tremendous noise of that engine. It only stopped roaring like the end of the world when Uncle Si shifted gears. During one such lull in the din, he yelled, “Buckle up!”

He attached multiple webbing straps to a metal disk that rested over his chest. I was being pushed back against a similar device on the passenger seat. It was behind me, but needed to be in front of me. Straining against the G-force flattening me against the seat, I tried to strap myself in, too.

I was thrown left, then right, as the big, fast machine slung around corners. Uncle Si’s intense gaze shifted from the streets in front, to the rear view mirror, constantly. “Keep down!” he yelled, between shifts. Outside my window I saw sparks and chunks of metal blow out of a traffic light pole and heard the sound of ricochets.

When he hung a hard right that flung me against the safety webbing on my left, I looked out the passenger window. Behind us were several huge anomalies. One of them must have had malfunctioning camouflage, because part of the vehicle was visible. The sucker was really moving. It was black, with windows tinted so dark I couldn’t see inside. I don’t know how many fully camouflaged vehicles were chasing us, but I saw light warping around at least two other ones.

This was the wildest ride I’d ever been on in my life. And then Uncle Si got on the highway.

The big mechanized monster I sat in took off like a rocket. The feel of the incredible speed made more of an impression than the sight of the scenery blurring by. I was still terrified, but strangely also took some comfort in the notion that we were rapidly putting distance between ourselves and whatever was after us.

Uncle Si slammed the shifter into what must have been his highest gear, because he left it there (and I couldn’t imagine moving any faster without shooting into orbit). Then, incredibly, he began fiddling with the stereo.

How could anyone think about music in such circumstances? How could music possibly be heard over the godawful racket of this rolling Doomsday Machine?

Something did blast out of the speakers from behind and to the sides. Before I could really try to recognize what was playing, though, my stomach went queasy. My vision went haywire. Everything I could see seemed to melt into a multicolored collage of blinding lights. Something bizarre happened to my ears—like a force pushing against my eardrums while simultaneously sucking all the overwhelming noise into another room or something.

Then, with a jolt, the sound came back. The blinding lights faded and melted back into discernable shapes and colors. My stomach stabilized.

We were still roaring along at astounding speed…but we were somewhere else, in a different countryside. Wherever we were, it wasn’t anywhere near St. Louis—that was for certain. Not only that, but it was too late in the day. Judging by the sun, it was hours later than it had been just a couple minutes ago, before the…whatever it was…happened.

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Paradox Chapter 6: My Blooding

I took my football everywhere I went. When there were no other boys at the trailer park who wanted to toss it or play a game, I would play with Ace down at the grassy park. She didn’t exactly understand the rules of football, but she could bite down on the pointy end of the ball and run from me. She could also chase and tackle me when I had the ball.

On one of those excursions with Ace, after we played for about an hour, I walked over to the outdoor water fountain for a drink. While leaning over and sucking in the cool water, the football was slapped out of my hand.

I straightened and turned, wiping my mouth. Two black kids stood facing me with belligerent expressions. One of them held my ball.

If I had taken to heart what Uncle Si had told me about always being aware of my surroundings, that wouldn’t have happened.

I approached the kid holding my ball with hands extended for him to give it back. Before I reached him, he threw it to the other kid. This quickly developed into a game of Keep-Away, and I was “it.”

Every time I went after my ball, one would hold it out to tease me before tossing it to his accomplice, smirking. My retarded dog just sat there watching all this, curiously. She had seemed a lot happier to see me each day since I had started running with her in the evenings, but evidently that wasn’t enough for her to stick up for me this time.

I didn’t recognize the boys—maybe because they were in a higher grade; or maybe because they went to a different school.

You want the ball, white boy?” The taller, skinny one taunted, holding it out. “Here ya go.”

I reached for it.

Uh oh, too slow,” he said, tossing it to the stocky boy who was only an inch or two taller than me.

Wha’sa’ matter, Saltine?” the other one jeered. “Why don’tcha’ just get yo mama to buy you another one?”

Realizing I was not gonna get my ball back this way, I stopped chasing it. “Go get your own ball,” I said, voice squeaking. “Give mine back.”

The skinny one’s smirk disappeared and his nostrils flared in rage as he took quick steps toward me. “What you say, mothafucka? I know you ain’t talkin’ to me!”

He got up right in my face, moving his head around as he talked, as if trying to smell different parts of me. I instinctively took a step back to get breathing room, but he stepped forward to close the gap again. It was like he fed on my fear, or something. The more intimidated I was, the bolder he got.

This is our park, mothafucka,” he told me, then pointed across the railroad tracks to where the shabby trailer lots were. “Yo punk cracka’ ass betta’ run the hell up outa’ here befo’ I kick yo ass right now.”

I’m not going anywhere until you give it back,” I said, with a quavering voice that sounded pathetic, even to me. “It ain’t your ball and this ain’t your park.”

What! What the fuck you just say to me?” His spittle splattered my face as he yelled.

I had heard a conversation between Uncle Si and one of the men who trained at The Warrior’s Lair. Uncle Si started out by telling the man that weapons or martial art skills weren’t the most important factor in a fight—the most important factor was your willingness to use them. He went on to say that there comes a point in any confrontation when you know that violence is inevitable. Rather than go through all the insults, pushing and shoving, you might as well just get it over with—and none of that noble nonsense about waiting for the other guy to throw the first punch. If you caught the other guy unprepared, that was his fault.

I flicked out a left jab while slipping my right foot back and assuming the stance I’d been practicing so much for months. It caught him right on the mouth and split his lip, shocking him. But Uncle Si had taught me to always punch in combinations, so before the boy had time for it to register that I hit him, my straight right mashed in his nose. He blinked involuntarily while I nailed him with a double hook that rocked his head back. To my amazement and delight, the skinny kid went down with blood gushing from his nose.

The other boy was in the process of charging me from behind. He had probably sprang into motion when his buddy suffered that first blow, and now he was almost on top of me. I shuffled laterally, pivoted, and fired a third hook down low, catching him hard in the stomach. He grunted and froze in his tracks, his complexion going pale as he wheezed and bent forward at the waist. I stuck my jab in his face once, twice, then unleashed an uppercut that caught him right on the jaw, just as I’d been taught at The Warrior’s Lair.

The stocky boy staggered forward as I sidestepped and landed another jab and a cross for good measure. He fell on his face.

The skinny boy was trying to get up.

I’d also heard Uncle Si talk about the fight scenes in old movies. The telegraphed roundhouse punches in those farfetched scenes were dumb. Even dumber was how the combatants stood still, waiting for a dramatic haymaker to hit them, before it was their turn to throw a counterpunch. But perhaps most idiotic of all: after knocking the villain down with one of those haymakers, the hero would waste energy pulling him up to his feet before hitting him again. It must have seemed gentlemanly or something to audiences a long time ago. But Uncle Si said only a fool would try something like that. He talked about what you should actually do, instead.

I pounced on the boy before he could get up, driving my knees into his armpits, and used his face for a heavy bag, unloading shot after shot with both hands, until his face was a bloody mess.

It’s hard to describe the satisfaction I felt every time my fists connected with his flesh. Feeling that blunt force shock travel from my knuckles up my arms was like a powerful drug. For the first time in my life, I was in control of my circumstances. Nobody could say or insinuate that I was inferior. Especially not that skinny asshole on his back, who I was pounding on.

I climbed off him and looked to see what the other kid was up to.

His mouth was bleeding, too. He had rolled onto his back and was using one leg to scoot himself backwards through the grass, away from me.

I picked up my ball from where it had fell, watching both kids to see what they would do next. Neither of them seemed interested in stealing my ball, anymore.

Then the fear returned. I had just assaulted black kids. I had learned about assault, and racism, from all my teachers ever since First Grade. I didn’t understand why, but if a white person did something to a minority that minorities liked to do to white people, it was wrong and you were in deep, deep trouble.

Of course on TV and in the movies, blacks were always the victims of harassment and assault from white people. Every single time—no exceptions. That was also how politicians and the media looked at race relations, too, even decades after the Civil Rights movement had torn down the Jim Crow laws and made discrimination against minorities almost universally reviled. Reality, however, did not conform to that authorized narrative.

Football under one arm and retarded German Shepherd trotting along behind me, I ran back to Mom’s trailer.

 

It was hard to sleep that night, so scared that any minute the cops would arrive to arrest me for a hate crime.

By morning they still hadn’t come.

The only person I thought I could trust was Uncle Si. When I saw him the next day, I told him what happened.

For a while, as I described the fight, he looked confused. When I finished, he was quiet and thoughtful for a bit before suddenly nodding his head as if he’d just decided something.

How are your hands?” he asked.

Sore,” I said, a little surprised by the question.

He produced ice packs from the freezer in his office fridge and affixed them to my knuckles with training hand wraps.

We’ll make it a short day,” he said. “No bags. Just rope, footwork, and shadow boxing. We’ll see how your hands feel tomorrow—might need to rest them for a few days.”

They didn’t hurt at all at the time,” I said.

Your adrenaline numbed the pain. But a bare-knuckle fight takes its toll on both sides. In a street fight you’re probably not gonna have time to slip on gloves, Sprout. So remember: soft-to-hard; hard-to-soft.”

I don’t think you taught me that,” I said.

The second kid,” he said, “you got him in the stomach. The stomach is soft; the fist is hard—you can use your fist on that target. Hard-to-soft. That’s not what bruised your knuckles. If you’re gonna hit somebody on the jaw without gloves, use the heel of your hand, or your palm. Soft-to-hard. Lucky you got strong bones—some people might have broken their hands.”

He raised both his fists so that the backs of them were to me. “See that?”

I looked closer. One knuckle on his right hand sank in considerably farther than the corresponding knuckle on his left.

I broke that one, and it took several months to heal. Couldn’t do a damn thing with that hand.”

Hard-to-soft; soft-to-hard,” I said. “I got it, Uncle Si. But what about…what if the cops come for me?”

He shook his head. “I don’t think those kids are gonna want to tell anybody what happened.” He sighed. “Of course, if they do, they’re gonna lie about it. They’ll say it was you and a bunch of other guys that jumped them, most likely. That you stole the ball from them, maybe. I still have the receipt, so we can set that part straight. They’ll want to bring race into it, somehow. Say that you and your redneck buddies called them the N-word. You attacked them because they’re black.”

You think so?”

He shrugged. “Like I said: they might not say anything. But if they do, we’ll have to play it by ear. In the old days, we could just say it was self-defense, because it kind of was. Today…well, they’ll say you should have just given them the ball and walked away. That would teach them a more profound lesson than violence ever could. You’d be the more respectable person that way, blah blah blah.”

But you gave me that ball,” I protested. “If I let them take it, it’d be gone for good.”

I’m not saying that’s what I think you should have done,” he said. “And as far as the ball goes, don’t worry about it. If they had managed to steal it, I’d have gotten you a replacement. Okay? But something more important than a football was at stake.”

Huh? What do you mean?”

Uncle Si tapped his index finger against his temple. “Now you know: you’re not a wimp; you’re not a coward; you’re not inferior to other people at all.”

I didn’t know how to accept compliments. Especially from a grownup. “I’m sorry, Uncle Si. I heard you talking to one of your students. About willingness to fight, I mean. I wasn’t trying to eavesdrop.”

He watched me closely for a moment before responding. The intensity of his hard eyes could be unnerving, when he had the sunglasses off. “Well, I hope he listened half as good as you did,” my uncle said, with what might have been a tight-lipped smile (it was hard to tell—he was usually so unexpressive). “Don’t apologize. What you did was learn from someone else’s mistakes. That was smart. Not everybody can do that. I had to learn those truths the hard way. So you’re already adopting The Way of the Warrior, and I haven’t really even started teaching you the mental component, yet.”

I wasn’t intending to bring up the guilt I felt for enjoying the euphoric rush while I smashed the one kid’s face in. But like so many other times with Uncle Si, it was like he already knew, anyway.

There’s a couple pitfalls you have to avoid,” he told me. “First, don’t get addicted to the power you felt. Okay? Don’t go looking for fights so you can feel it again. If you have to fight, then fight like hell. But if you don’t have to, then don’t. You’ll be a better man if you try to be peaceable.”

I nodded. “What’s the other thing?”

It’s gonna sound like the same thing I just told you, but it’s not. And that is: don’t get cocky because you know you can win a fight. Overconfidence leads to arrogance; arrogance leads to carelessness; and carelessness leads to defeat.”

I nodded again. I didn’t like arrogant people and never wanted to be one.

It’s fortunate those two didn’t know how to fight as a team,” he went on. “I haven’t taught you anything about dealing with more than one attacker. And you haven’t learned any grappling yet.” He turned thoughtful again, staring into space. “I wouldn’t mind taking a look at that fight…”

I squinted at him, tempted to tell him that was impossible, now that the fight was already over.

“…But it sounds like you did okay,” he concluded. “Go get dressed and get started on your footwork.”

The Warrior’s Lair had a shower in the locker room. He had me use it before leaving that day. Then, instead of driving me home, he took me to a go-kart track. I spent hours racing and playing video games in the arcade. He seemed to derive some sort of enjoyment by letting me play around, so I didn’t feel as guilty about him spending the money as I normally would have. He even played some video games himself.

The summer was off to a great start.

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Comic Books for the Mentally Healthy

Plenty of people are fed up with how the self-righteous leftards at Marvel and DC have ruined pretty much every character they inherited from creators and writers who actually had talent and imagination. The good news is that they now have options–and so do you. If you like the medium but the GloboHomo Narrative isn’t your cup of tea, you can read some decent graphic literature…for free.

New content is added multiple times a week at Arktoons, which now has a substantial amount of content. Arktoons is the online comic reading site built by Arkhaven Comics. We have reviewed Arkhaven titles Alt-Hero, Avalon, and Alt-Hero: Q here before. Those titles have been re-launced through Arktoons, plus a whole lot more.

First of all, there are  three “Classics” series, introduced by Chuck Dixon, reproducing some of the comedy, adventure, and war comics from the Silver Age. Chuck Dixon has some of his own, original work (in addition to Avalon and Q) available. Go Monster Go is a horror/Supernatural series about a ghost car that appeals to me because it’s about the teenage rebel hot rod milleu in the era before hot rodding diminished into a subculture (and then disappeared altogether). He’s also got Shade, a superhero series set in Europe.

There are some titles based on the literary work of Vox Day. Midnight’s War is set in a city controlled by vampires, where a small resistance cell is interfering with black market  blood plasma trafficking, and saving some would-be victims in the process. A Throne of Bones is a fantasy set in a Tolkienesque (?) world in which Roman legions (?) are at war, not with Huns or Goths, but with armies of goblins. I find the military perspective interesting, as I did with some of Howard’s Conan adventures. Quantum Mortis, so far, looks like military sci-fi set outside our solar system.  I’m interested to see where it’s going. Something I saw or read made me think it would be a sci-fi police drama, like American Flagg! (but without Howard Chaykin’s avante gard leftist crap).

There are a few series from Jon del Aroz, including Clockwork Dancer, a steampunk series about an inventor who gets in trouble for building robots; Flying Sparks features an aspiring superheroine who doesn’t know her boyfriend is a crook; and Deus Vult is about a knight on a quest through some sort of underworld populated by cat and frog people, on his way to match wits with the devil himself.

Swan Knight Saga is a fantasy based on John C. Wright’s YA novel, about a young man who can talk to animals, who finds out the world is secretly oppressed by elves. It’s better than it sounds.

Arktoons has several other series; but the one I have the highest expectations for is Hammer of Freedom, about a homeless veteran fighting the power in a GloboHomo police state (Sao Paulo, 2045).

Superheroes only make up a fraction of the lineup at Arktoons. There’s a pretty good chance there will be something for most comic fans (unless the comic fan prefers reading about transgender Norse gods or some such). I’ve found that, rather than read each snippet as they come out, I prefer waiting until those (often quite short) snippets accumulate to the point that I can absorb a significant portion of the plot line at one sitting.

The artwork varies. Some is very slick, while  some looks rushed and amateurish. The writing that I’ve seen runs from solid to perhaps brilliant.  Time will tell.

Again, it’s free, though you may want to subscribe just to support the creative teams making these comics available.

‘Fatgirl Goes to the Fugly Pride Parade’ by C. S. Johnson – A Review

“Fatgirl Goes to the Fugly Pride Parade” by C. S. Johnson is part of Appalling Stories 4 (an anthology to which I contributed). It’s the sole superhero story in the book. And Fatgirl is one unique superheroine.

Fatgirl has a superhuman menace to face down and stop in the tale, but is that her primary antagonist? Maybe, or maybe not. You see, Fatgirl’s alterego, Kallie Grande-White, is a high school student and so superhuman menaces are far from the only villains and challenges that she has on her mind. Indeed, they’re probably not even her primary ones. Like many a high school student, Kallie’s focus centers on her personal world and the drama that’s going on in it.

So how does a Fugly Pride Parade factor into all this. Well, you’ll have to read the story to find out. Suffice it to say that when the fat hits the fan and Fatgirl springs into action, the reader gets to experience a big fight with a big foe.

Pick up Appalling Stories 4 today and enjoy “Fatgirl Goes to the Fugly Pride Parade” and the rest of the tales.

Top Image: Excerpt of “Fatgirl: Origins: Part 1” by C. S. Johnson.

Bait and Buckshot

The former decathlon competitor watched the mass of angry humanity turn onto the street three blocks away, and keyed the “transmit” button of the radio in his hoodie jacket. “Leopard One, this is Boltcutter,” he spoke into the throat mike. “Over?”

“Boltcutter, this is Leopard One,” a voice responded, loud and clear, in his earbud. “Read you five-by-five, over.”

“Roger, Leopard one. Poacher has reached Checkpoint Tomahawk; is turning north. Over?”

“Roger that, Boltcutter. All Birdwatchers: looks like go time. Execute Concorde Thirteen. I say again: Concorde One-Three. Out.”

“This is Boltcutter. Wilco. Out.”

Boltcutter’s heart raced. He wanted to run now, but steeled himself. Contingency 13 meant the mob’s likely target was the privately-owned hardware store two blocks up. At that very moment, five of the Birdwatchers should be converging on the hardware store on foot, hell-for leather, while Gorilla Three brought up the ladder by vehicle.

Boltcutter brought his breathing under control and examined the advancing mob in the glow of the street lights. The largest element, composing the front ranks and columns on both sides, were the Useful Idiots. There was little uniformity in what they wore. Several of them carried signs, revealing that they believed this was about “systemic racism,” “police brutality,” and the murder of a man none of them knew or had even heard of a month before. If they thought it was suspicious…or even curious…that there were pallets of bricks staged along their route of march, they never paused to show it. Those with a free hand simply accepted the bricks just like they had accepted free school lunches not that long ago, not knowing or caring who had paid to supply them. The deus ex machina simply meant karma was on their side, because they were the righteous faction in this crusade.

Toward the center of the formation were the “soldiers.” They all wore black, with black bandanas or COVID masks over their faces. A few had bricks. All had concealed weapons. A few had incendiary devices which had also been pre-staged along the route of march—but were slightly more difficult to find if you didn’t know to look for them. They weren’t chanting slogans or carrying signs. They were no less eager to scalp Nazis and win social justice as the Useful Idiots, but knew the importance of maintaining discipline.

Boltcutter remained in his shadowy perch under a store awning as the enemy drew closer. They hadn’t noticed him, yet. He searched through the ranks of Blackshirt “soldiers.”

A seam opened up in the formation, allowing somebody on a bicycle to ride in. Boltcutter tracked this movement. The bicyclist stopped when he reached a figure close to the center of the formation. They exchanged words. The one on foot examined something on his smartphone screen, spoke into his phone, then held it to his ear while turning to search the mass of humanity behind him. He and the bicyclist conversed for a moment, nodded at each other, then the one on the bicycle rode away—the mob politely splitting to make a path for him again.

Boltcutter pushed the transmit button again. “All Birdwatchers; this is Boltcutter. I have eyes on a company commander. Bandito mask and typical Antifa uniform, but with rock climber helmet that has red stripes. Over.”

“Boltcutter, this is Toucan. Good copy. Out.”

“Boltcutter, this is Tree Python. Good copy. Out.”

The other birdwatchers acknowledged the tip, before clearing the channel.

As the mob drew closer, Boltcutter’s heart rate increased. When they were within a block, he fell back from his position, holding up his burner phone to record video footage. Leopard One was cutting the timing close. The mob would be at the hardware store in just a couple minutes at this rate. The team needed to be in place, with breathing under control, by that time.

 

Gorilla Three arrived behind the hardware store, braked to a stop, and began deploying the ladder. His vehicle had no license plate and hopefully would be mistaken for one of the Antifa command & control vehicles police were allowing to prowl the streets unmolested.

Tree Python arrived, panting from the run, exchanged a nod with Gorilla Three and climbed up to the roof with his modified golf bag slung across his back. Gorilla Three drove away.

Atop the roof, still catching his breath, Tree Python donned elbow and knee pads, found his roost overlooking the street, and extracted the rifle from the golf bag. He locked in the magazine full of sabot rounds and loaded one in the breach, then got comfortable.

“Leopard One to all Birdwatchers,” said the voice in his earpiece. “Game Wardens are still standing down, under orders. Poachers are in season. All go.”

Tree Python licked dry lips. As they suspected, the police (under orders from the Mayor) were going to sit back and let the mobs burn the city down. That sucked for the shopkeepers who were about to have their life’s work destroyed by entitled brats who didn’t know or care about the lifetimes of hard work and sacrifice it had taken to build the businesses along this street.

But tonight, it was going to suck even worse for some of the rioters.

Tree Python observed down the street. He spotted Boltcutter moving along the shadows in his distinct green New Balance running shoes. Python shifted his attention to the mob, and in a few moments had spotted the “company commander” identified by Boltcutter. He pushed his transmit button.

“Tree Python to all Birdwatchers. I’m in position. Have eyes on Boltcutter and the Poachers. Out.”

The mob slowed. They smashed out the windows of a restaurant with their supplied bricks. Looters rushed in to the cash register, and one soldier entered with them to plant his incendiary device.

While this happened, Toucan arrived, climbed the ladder, joined Tree Python on the edge of the roof,and quickly set up his nest.

Looters who hadn’t made much of a haul from the restaurant smashed the windows of a sports apparel store and rushed in to get Nikes and 49er jerseys. Evidently, this store was black-owned or otherwise exempted, because another Blackshirt farther back in the formation, holding a purpose-built video camera, began shouting, pointing, and flashing lights at the Useful Idiots. Some of the soldiers surrounding him shouldered through the mob to break up the looting underway at that store.

Tree Python turned to Toucan and said, “Check it out: Just made the battalion commander.”

They both used their optics to take a good look at the individual directing traffic. Toucan locked in on his transmissions. The BC was using his smart phone, with earpiece, throat mike, and SDR encryption. And why not use a smart phone? The cops had the technology to mark him, but no interest in doing so…or stopping the riot.

But Toucan had an interest.

They exchanged notes on the individual’s description, then Toucan radioed the ID of the battalion commander to all Birdwatchers.

Flames climbed up from the white-owned restaurant as the last of the peaceful protesters emerged from the sporting apparel store with armloads of social justice.

All the Birdwatchers were in place by then. Boltcutter went into action.

Boltcutter removed his black hoodie and tied it around his waist. His white shirt with the American flag on the chest was now a target reference point. So there would be no mistake, he pulled a red MAGA hat on his head and stepped out of the shadows onto the street.

He pointed at the burning restaurant, then the partially-looted sports fan store. “Hey! What are you doing? Those people’s stores have nothing to do with police brutality!”

He didn’t even need to yell. He was spotted instantly and a string of BLM and Antifa Blackshirts peeled off the formation, running after him with knives and batons drawn, even before he opened his mouth.

Boltcutter spent a couple more crucial seconds shouting futile chastisement to the rabid mob. The soldiers closed to within 15 yards before he took off. The adrenaline turbocharged his feet, and seven yards was as close as the nearest one got.

He was a decent sprinter and distance runner. He could no longer run a five-minute mile, probably, but he was able to keep ahead of his pursuers. He paced himself so as not to smoke himself, or widen the gap to the extent that the Blackshirts got discouraged and gave up pursuit.

He took a hard left at the pre-designated alley.

“Oh, we got his ass, now!” a voice called from behind him.

With all the yelling, air horns and firecrackers going off, almost nobody noticed the suppressed coughs of two rifles from a rooftop. The formation’s battalion CO, and one company CO fell to the street amidst the convulsing swarm of their soldiers and Useful Idiots.

The Blackshirts’ brigade commander, a college professor in an electronics-laden vehicle on an adjacent street, wouldn’t realize he had lost two of his favorite students for several minutes.

Boltcutter ran down the alley and past some garbage cans, slowed and turned, backing against the wall of a building facing the alley mouth. The lead Blackshirt charged into the alley, followed by three, followed by five more.

The Blackshirts slowed to a walk, advancing on their lone prey, brandishing weapons, chortling out threats of what they were going to do to him.

It wasn’t a dead-end alley, but a T-intersection. In the dark, it could be mistaken for a dead end, though, especially with their target-of-opportunity backed against a wall facing them, apparently helpless, distracting them from other considerations.

The pursuit element filled the mouth of the alley and advanced like a mudslide toward Boltcutter. They were going to cut this fool. They were going to beat him, kick him, make him bleed, and die an ignominious death. He would be an example to anyone else who might consider wearing hate symbols.

Before they reached the trash cans, three figures rose up facing them. They wore gray hoodie jackets, COVID masks, and yellow-tinted shooting glasses. They wielded 12-gauge shotguns (sometimes referred to as “riot guns,” for reasons that would soon be obvious).

The first man fired before the rioters had time to process what was happening. The lead Blackshirt blew backwards, slamming against his comrades.

The second shotgun fired, and another Blackshirt was nearly ripped in two. The third one fired, the blast tearing through someone’s head, wounding others behind him in the buckshot spread.

With disciplined, revolving fire, the three ambushers cleared the alley quickly. The survivors, some wounded, ran back toward the formation, where some were just now figuring out that their leaders had been cut down by snipers.

Holding “Defund the Police!” signs in one hand, Useful Idiots dialed 9-1-1 with the other hand. The emergency switchboard lit up like a Christmas tree.

In the alley and on the rooftop, Birdwatchers policed up their brass and packed their trash. Masks and shooting glasses were left on, but the hoodie jackets were turned right-side-out so that they were now black like so many in the mob out on the street. Once the snipers were down in the alley, Boltcutter collapsed the ladder and hoisted it up to his shoulder. He jogged with the snipers to their rally point where they would rendezvous with Gorilla Three and exfil by vehicle. The shotgunners took a different route where they were picked up by Gorilla One in another incognito vehicle.

The mob, now understanding what had just happened, panicked and fled the way they came, dropping bricks and trampling each other in their haste to abort the mission.

With this new development, the police were finally cleared to deploy, and they went into action.

When the cops arrived on scene, there were several dead bodies and some wounded, but not a whole hell of a lot that Ballistics could help them with.

###

For a purely non-fiction, factual report on the street tactics being employed by revolutionaries right now, you should read this.

‘Hockey Man’ Goes to an Antifa ‘Peaceful Protest’

MINOR SPOILERS AHEAD

“Hockey Man” (by Virtual Pulp’s Henry Brown) is about a gentleman who attends an Antifa Peaceful Protest. But he doesn’t attend to help the communists. Instead, his plans are much different.

“Hockey Man” appears in Appalling Stories 4, which was published in December of 2019. So it preceded the current events we currently are witnessing. Also, as full disclosure if you don’t already know, I too contributed to AS4.

As the story draws the reader in, one of the things that stands out about the protagonist is that he clearly is not like so many people we see in the real world. Why’s that? Because he isn’t joining Antifa or meekly backing down from the terrorist group. He’s someone who has chosen a starkly different option. And from there the story explodes.

“Hockey Man” is a tale about a hero who’s driven into drastically acting because he no longer can put up with what is going on around him. It’s a story about an American who no longer can sit idly by when no one else will stand up to injustice.

Fans of men’s adventure magazines will enjoy it. And frankly, so should a lot of other people. Like action? “Hockey Man” has it. Like a tactically descriptive war tale? “Hockey Man” is it. Like a tale that unabashedly has good guys and bad guys? “Hockey Man” has that too.

Stories where fact meets fiction (or fiction meets fact) are often interesting. And “Hockey Man” definitely is fast-paced, thrilling fiction that preceded real-world events. Pick up Appalling Stories 4 today. Read it and the other great tales in the anthology.

Riots and Street Fights, In Fact and Fiction

This is more of a preview than a review, of the last tale in Appalling Stories 4, that I originally titled “Street-Fighting Man.” But the editor thought it should be simply “Hockey Man” since that is what the main character is called, when guised as his alter-ego.

Nick Polgar leads a double life. By day (normal days, anyway) he codes at a cubicle in silicon Valley for a typical SJW Big Tech junta. But when there is some head-busting to do during demonstrations (which turn into urban melees), he rampages through the streets as “Hockey Man.”

The former “goon” and “enforcer” on the ice armors up and wields a hockey stick in battle, putting his brawling experience to use against Antifa Blackshirts and other communist rioters–just like the ones burning America’s cities down lately in real life.

This yarn is more straight-up action than the others in Appalling Stories 4, and probably one of the longest in the anthology, too.

Rioters, Looters, and Agitators

Are we seeing the Cold Civil War turn hot? We will probably know relatively soon. Don’t let it be forgotten that while peaceful citizens were arrested for “violating quarantine,” violent criminals were being released from prison into the population. What could possibly go wrong after that?

There is reason to suspect all of the protests around the country are  being infiltrated by agitators (funded by George Soros and others like him) who turn the demonstrations into riots. That would fit the pattern that has played out many times before.

I’ve been expecting a scenario like this for some time, and in fact am surprised it took this long. I’ve played Chicken Little a few times before, and am trying not to do it now. I don’t know exactly how this is going to play out, but I am a little worried.

If this does turn out to be the “storming of the Bastille” moment that sparks a civil war that has been being stoked for years, then selling books is probably not going to be a priority for me. Nevertheless, this scenario, once again, reminds me a lot of a subplot I wrote a few years ago in False Flag, which seems possibly prophetic right now.

(Keep in mind that the line between “good guys” and “bad guys” is blurred, as often in real life. And opinions of characters are not necessarily shared by the author.)

 

Surrounding the Courthouse, and other government buildings, was a small army of police. They wore body armor, combat helmets and ballistic glasses. They bore pistols, shotguns, carbines or grenade launchers for tear gas shells. They were backed by MRAP vehicles, some mounted with water cannons. It was a scene that just didn’t look right in America.

Jurors, attorneys, city government officials and other V.I.P.s exited the Courthouse inside the thick blue lines. They got in their vehicles surrounded by phalanxes of cops and blew town before the news broke, some with police escort.

There was no snow on the ground, but it was chilly. In the ‘hood most everyone stayed indoors watching the TV. No shouting, cussing, woofer bumping or sirens echoed through the streets. Almost nobody could be seen outdoors, hanging out or wandering in the alleys. Some of the drunks even sobered up for the occasion.

It wasn’t coincidence or osmosis that had the inner city all on the same sheet of music. Their marching orders had come by committee. From the veiled, non-committal statements by the Attorney General down to the blatant declarations of the Panthers, Crips and community organizers of various affiliations (most of whom came in from out of town for the occasion), people who were normally at each other’s throats sat prepared to spring into collective action when the verdict was announced.

The talking heads on television announced that the police involved in the fatal beating had been acquitted. Thousands of doors banged open at once and people flooded into the streets, shouting their rage. They wielded sticks, bats, pipes, knives…and some had guns. This wasn’t going down like it had in the past. Whitey wasn’t going to get away with it this time.

***

John Tasper had covered the windows of his sporting goods store with plywood, but for now he kept the front door propped open. He stood outside the door so he could observe down the street in both directions. He hoped there would be no riots. In fact, he hoped the cops involved in the beating all went to prison, because he saw the videos of what they did to Delton Williams. But if they beat the rap, as cops usually did, he at least hoped that the riots wouldn’t spread to this area.

The verdict was announced, and the cops beat the rap.

He decided he should stay at the store just in case. And he should carry his loaded Browning 9mm…just in case.

He found it curious that with all the police mobilized and geared up like they were ready to do battle with ISIS or something, that absolutely none of them were in this business district. Looking up and down the empty street, John figured somebody could fly through there at 120 miles-per-hour and not have to worry about getting pulled over on a night like this.

Somebody called to him from across the street. “Hey, you hear anything yet about which way the mobs are going?” It was the guy from the cellphone store, who also appeared to be packing heat.

Most of the stores John could see were boarded up, like his. A couple of them had “BLACK OWNED” spraypainted across the plywood. This was one situation where John couldn’t blame people for playing the race card—if they had it to play.

“No—nothing,” John replied. “The news shows are all still filming around the courthouse.”

The other man walked out into the middle of the street and took a long stare in both directions. “I guess it’s early yet.”

John walked out to take a look from the center of the empty street, himself. With the sun setting, the landscape was tinted orange. John thought the scene looked like something from a zombie movie—right before the zombies attacked. “They only just announced the verdict.”

The man extended his hand. “Ken Fowler.”

John shook it. “John Tasper. Nice to meet you.”

“It’d be nice under other circumstances, right?”

They shared a chuckle.

“Never seen the city like this,” John said. “It’s like a ghost town.”

“Not for long, I’m afraid,” Ken replied, and pursed his lips.

“You think they’ll come this way?” John asked.

“They are going every way,” announced a voice with an Indian accent. Ken and John turned their heads toward the sound and saw a short, dark man heading their way from the cafe on Ken’s side of the street. John had never eaten there, being a little wary of any Asian food—even from India.

“They are leaving their neighborhoods and going in every direction,” the Indian man said, when he reached them.

“How do you know this?” Ken asked.

“The local access channel is reporting it,” the man replied. “It does not look random at all. It looks rather organized.”

“Oh shit,” Ken said.

The Indian extended his hand. “I am Nihar. I own the Calcutta Cafe.”

They shook his hand and introduced themselves. Nihar looked at John’s Browning and Ken’s Glock. “This is like the wild west out here. Are you going to shoot somebody?”

John frowned. “I hope nobody has to. I’m hoping the most I’ll have to do is scare somebody into leaving my store alone. With any luck, maybe they’ll just pass this area by.”

“You don’t have a gun?” Ken asked Nihar, who shook his head.

“Then you really ought to get home,” John said. “Stay with your family. Nothing good can come out of you being here.”

“My family is with me,” Nihar said, pointing back to the cafe.

“Are you crazy?” John asked. “You need to get them out of here right now!”

Nihar’s eyes were wide. He looked on the verge of panic. “But…if I lose my cafe, I lose everything.”

“You being here ain’t gonna change whether you lose it or not,” Ken said, “if you can’t defend it.”

Another man joined them, from the clothing store. He at least had a stun gun and some mace. They stood talking in the middle of the street.

All of them urged Nihar to take his family and evacuate while the streets were still clear. They made no promises, but told him they would try to keep rioters away from his business if possible.

They all stopped talking when an explosion sounded in the distance.

“What was that?”

“A gunshot?”

“Maybe something just got blown up,” Ken said. “Rioters set places on fire when there’s nothing left to steal.”

“Maybe it’s the cops,” the clothing store owner suggested, hopefully. “Maybe they’re moving out to stop the riot. That could have been a flash-bang or something.”

John turned to Nihar. “This might be your last chance to get your family somewhere safe.”

Nihar thought this over for a moment, then nodded. Finally he returned to his cafe. Minutes later they heard a car engine start from behind the cafe, and the vehicle sped away.

“You might should do that, too,” John said, to the clothing store owner.

“Really?” The man hoisted his stun gun. “You don’t think I can keep them away with this?”

They never answered. All of them heard it at once. The source of the noise was so distant, it had gone unnoticed for a while. When a car alarm went off, though, they suddenly noticed the din growing underneath it, composed of glass breaking, smashing noises, and hundreds of enraged voices.

“Good luck,” Ken said, turning to go back to his store.

John bid him and the other guy the same, and went back to his store, shutting and locking the door behind him.

His phone rang. The caller ID showed it was his wife. She was probably worried and just checking on him. He answered, and was immediately taken aback by her hysterical demeanor.

“I got a call from Janice,” she said. “They’re tearing her neighbor’s house down!”

“Who is?” he asked.

“The rioters! Her neighbor had a flag in his front yard, and still has those bumper stickers on his car. They broke his door down! Janice hears screaming from inside the house! John, he’s got a wife and kids in there!”

John swallowed. “Just keep calm, okay?”

“Keep calm? John, she says they’re headed this way! I hear gunshots down the street!”

Icy fingers tickled down John’s back. He had assumed the riots would be limited to business districts as they had been in the past. The agitators stirring them up were uniformly socialist, and it only made sense they would try to focus the mob’s anger on “capitalists.” This time they were spilling over through residential neighborhoods?

John had moved his family after the Feds raided his house. Too many bad memories for the wife and kids. Plus, living closer to the store meant a shorter commute and therefore less gas money; and his mortgage and utilities were less expensive in the city than in the suburbs. They lived in a mixed neighborhood where there didn’t seem to be that much racial strife. It certainly didn’t seem to be a likely target for rioters.

“Alright, let’s not take any chances,” John said. “Take the kids, throw some blankets and pillows in the car, bring some snacks, and come here to the store. Park in back and you’ll all stay here with me tonight.”

“Will we be safe there?” she asked, voice quavering.

“I’ve got the windows boarded up,” he said. “I’ve got the Browning. I need you to load the Sig/Saur and keep it in your purse. Take all the other guns and put them in the trunk. Okay?”

“Okay,” she said.

“Come straight here,” he said. “Don’t stop for anything.”

***

The mobs bypassed most of the houses in residential areas at first. Exceptions were made for homes which appeared to be occupied by the enemy. Indicators of enemy occupation included signs like one that said “Land of the Free; Home of the Brave,” or bumper stickers like an old one on some honky’s car that said “Real Scandals. Phony President.” Confusion ensued when some driveways with stickered cars were identified as being part of the wrong house. But once a window was smashed or a door broken down, nothing inside the house was off-limits, whether the enemy lived there or not.

In the mixed neighborhoods, white and Hispanic families mostly stayed indoors. There was good reason to be afraid. Some houses were being set on fire. Other houses had armed occupants who chased away the mob. In a couple cases, the mob called their bluff and shots were fired.

White residents called friends and family, panicked and exaggerating about the scope of the violence. What was in actuality a few houses, and occasional gunshots, became the neighborhood burning down and a firefight on the streets after they finished telling the story. The recipients of those phone calls made calls of their own, each adding their own exaggeration or embellishment until fear blotted out whatever sanity there had been before the verdict.

On Polk Street, young men began appearing outside by twos and threes. They wore pointy-toed boots and cowboy hats. They congregated into ever-growing clusters, expressing their opinions about what “them niggers” were doing to the white folks in other neighborhoods, and what they might try when they reached here.

It didn’t take long for them to form a mob of their own, and start heading toward the riots, to teach them coons a lesson about who was really bad. Others heard the white mob outside and came out to join them, bringing whatever weapons they could find. One of the charismatic, spontaneous leaders summed up the sentiment of the mob at large: “It’s time to settle this nigger problem Texas-style.”

***

John’s wife arrived behind the store with their kids and some provisions just before the mob got there. John went out the back door and saw the mob bearing down on them, as his wife threw open the car door and got out, eyes nearly bugging out of her head.

John paused to put a reassuring hand on her shoulder. “You did good. But keep it together. Get everything in the store, right now. I’m going to keep them away from you. Just get everything out of the car and into the store as fast as you can, okay?”

She nodded, wiped tears from her eyes and grabbed an armload of bags from the car, telling their kids to do the same. John went to the rear of the car, positioning himself between his family and the advancing rioters.

The angry black faces were close enough to distinguish, now, lit by the lamp posts over on the street. The foremost ranks of the mob broke into a run, frenzied at the sight of live meat. Heart pounding like a jackhammer, John pulled the Browning, hoping he’d only have to fire a warning shot to give his family some time.

When the front runners saw that John had a pistol they slowed to a stop, and almost got trampled by those behind them. John checked over his shoulder and saw his son hauling an armload of guns from the trunk. His wife and daughter were already inside.

“How much more is in the car?” John asked.

“I think that’s all of it, Dad.”

His son was obviously scared, but was still working like a trouper, while his sister and mother were safe inside.

“Good job, son. Get in there but don’t shut the door yet. I’ll be right behind you.”

His son complied. John backed up, shutting his wife’s trunk and car door as he passed. He didn’t bother locking it—that would just cause the rioters to bust the windows in. All that was left in the car was the stereo. If they only stole that, maybe the damage would be minimal.

John backed toward the open door. He was going to make it. The rioters were leery of his Browning. He would be able to get inside and lock the door before they reached him, even if they began running again. Then he saw a young guy covered with gang tatts push from behind to the front rank, holding a gun.

John felt the blow as he heard the crack of the shot. Searing pain creased his arm and side. He fell back and would have gone down, but hit the door instead. The corner of the steel door split his scalp and hurt like blazes. He got his bearings and lurched inside, pulling the door shut and locking both the knob and the deadbolt.

His wife screamed. His daughter was crying. He heard the mob outside get closer–both the ones in back he’d just escaped from and the much larger group on the street in front. Hard objects banged off the steel door. He heard glass breaking—they were smashing the windows in his wife’s car anyway.

He touched the throbbing painful spot on his head and his hand came back bloody. He pulled at his shirt to see what all damage the bullet had done to him. His phone began ringing.

“See who that is, will you, son? I don’t want to get it bloody.”

John’s wife got ahold of herself at the mention of blood. Then she saw it, and crossed the store to get the first aid kit.

Their son pulled the phone from its holster and checked the caller I.D.

“It’s Uncle Joe.”

John sat on the floor, trying to gather his wits. His wife brought the first aid kit, and began working to stop the bleeding.

Something hit the steel door so hard and so heavy, it shook the whole wall. It had to be a human body, John thought. He was thankful that the door opened outward, so that it was secure by both the jamb and the deadbolt.

His wife took the phone and answered it.

***

Joe Tasper had been down sick with the flu for the last couple days. The fever was bad and he’d spent almost every hour of those two days in bed. He still felt horrible, but at one point remembered the last conversation with his brother. John had said something about the possibility of a riot if the verdict didn’t go against the cops.

Joe turned on his television and saw that the verdict had been announced already. And there were, indeed, riots.

He called his brother, who would probably be keeping vigil at the store.

His sister in law answered. In a shrill, hitching, sobbing voice she blurted out a long monologue with almost no space in between words. The gist of it was that the whole family was at the store; rioters were outside the store trying to get in; and John had been shot. In the background he could hear pounding on the doors of the store, and his niece crying.

Where were the cops, Joe wanted to know. He’d seen hordes of them on the news, armored and geared up.

His sister in law didn’t know where the police were, but they sure weren’t outside breaking up the riot.

With a surge of adrenalin, Joe got dressed in a hurry. The danger his brother was in cut through the fog of his fever. He grabbed boxes of shells, his 12 gauge Mossberg from the closet, wrapped it in a blanket and ran down the outside stairs to his truck.

His apartment was in the suburbs. It was doubtful the riots would reach his neighborhood on foot. So ordinarily he would be safe if he just stayed put. Instead, he had to run toward the trouble. The sound of his terrified niece crying in the background haunted him. She’d been through enough already as a little girl.

His brother was shot, but he didn’t know how serious the wound was. John’s wife said something about trying to stop the bleeding, and that sounded bad. It was doubtful an ambulance would risk the rioters to get to him.

And what if they managed to break in? Or what if they set the store on fire with John and his family inside?

Traffic was light that evening and it got lighter as he drew closer to the city proper. What traffic there was headed the opposite way. People were getting the hell out of Dodge. Joe put the hammer down and negotiated the roads just as fast as he could safely go.

Less than seven miles from the store, a cop car pulled out of a speed trap behind him with lights flashing.

He couldn’t believe this. Just could not believe it. Hundreds of cops surrounded City Hall and the Courthouse, protecting the fat cats while people like his brother were under siege, but this guy had nothing better to do than hand out speeding tickets.

He kept going. If the pig wanted to follow him right into the riot, maybe he’d have no choice but to do his job.

The cop gave chase for over a mile.

Joe would have run the stoplight, but a fire engine, ladder truck and ambulance crossed his path at the intersection, sirens and horns wailing. They weren’t heading in the direction of the store. At least they were on their way to help somebody. Joe hit the brakes, hard.

When he came to a stop, the police car rolled in front of him at an angle, parking so that it cut him off.

***

Officer Cleveland Parker adjusted his belt when he stepped outside his cruiser, and turned his big Mag-Lite on, his other hand unflapping his holster. He clocked this fool doing over twice the legal speed limit. It was too bad the jails were going to be full of brothers soon, because he’d love to throw this white boy in the slammer.

Then again, maybe this pink toe was more than a speeder. He was driving toward the trouble instead of away from it, so unless he was crazy or on drugs, he must be up to no good. Either way, Cleveland would make sure he lost his license.

The pickup truck’s headlights switched to high beams, impairing his vision. This clown thought he was cute. Cleveland liked to blast a pulled-over vehicle with his own high beams, and add the side spot for good measure. Then when he reached the driver’s window, he liked to blind them with the Mag-Lite. He didn’t appreciate this punk using his techniques.

“Turn off those lights and shut off your engine!” he commanded, pulling his pistol. Oh, he was going to ruin this fool’s life, for sure.

Those were the last coherent thoughts Cleveland Parker would ever have. The pickup’s door swung open, and less than a second later most of Cleveland’s head disintegrated in a hail of buckshot.

***

Joe Tasper and his pickup truck were gone by the time the Polk Street boys passed the scene of the traffic stop. So were Cleveland Parker’s sidearm, his burner piece, the riot gun from the car, all his ammo, and his ballistic vest. The Polk Street Boys found the lifeless uniformed black body on the street next to the car, and stripped it of valuables without so much as a pause to consider what might have happened. If any of them appreciated the irony, it was lost in the mobthink

One of them got behind the wheel. Others piled in until the car was full. Others hopped on the hood, trunk and fenders, whooping rebel yells and cattle calls. The overloaded cruiser now led the mob toward the riots. One of the young men in the front seat got on the police radio, laughing, and made many comments about the “headless nigger cop.” He hoped there would be plenty more dead cops before the night was over, because they were obviously useless.

***

Willie Mae Harris had sore feet. She wasn’t used to walking so far.

She and many other women of various ages had followed the advanced party of looters at a safe distance. Her son Rick was up there, and she tried to keep track of him. Her daughter Shirolle and grandchild Antwoshae were in the same group as her. She lost track of the rest of her household along the way, but hopefully they’d be able to find some good stuff. In any case, her, Rick, Shirolle and Antwoshae would grab all they could carry.

She heard a gunshot from the alley behind a boarded-up store. The skittish crowd recoiled at the sound, but realized the action was happening elsewhere and kept going.

Rick turned around, eyes searching the group of women behind him. “Mama?”

“Go on up there!” Willie Mae called to him, pointing to the side of the street opposite where the gunshot came from. “Try them stores over there! Act like you got some sense, boy. Damn!”

Rick couldn’t hear her over all the noise, but understood by her gesture where he should go. He pushed to the other side of the street.

A big commotion went on up ahead. Willie Mae asked the folks on either side of her what was going on. In time word was passed along from the front: there was a clothing store up there with some nice, expensive name brands.

The forward progress of the looting party slowed and stopped now that it reached a prime resource conglomeration. Willie Mae and her peeps went forward until they saw a swarm of young men working to tear the plywood shielding off a store front.

The plywood came down with a ripping sound and a chorus of victorious profanity. Glass shattered as the young men smashed out the windows and flooded into the store.

Willie Mae grabbed Shirolle and pushed her forward, then gestured for Antwoshae to go with her. Willie brought up the rear. She was jostled around and nearly crushed a few times by others, but managed to avoid cutting herself stepping inside the shattered store front window.

Something was happening in the center of the store. Racks were knocked over as a group of maybe nine young brothas swarmed on something or somebody, kicking and beating on it with their weapons. Word was passed back that some white fool used a stun gun on one brotha, and sprayed Mace at another. Willie Mae turned to the shelves while others were distracted by the violent beating.

Antwoshae found some nice sneakers, and Shirolle some designer shoes. Willie was only able to get a suit before everything was picked clean, and almost lost that to a young brotha with a knife before he took a better look and decided he didn’t like the suit. She didn’t have a chance to check the size, but was sure she could sell it if it didn’t fit somebody in her house.

Something else buzzed through the crowd, and people evacuated the clothing store, trampling others in their haste. She spotted Rick and grabbed his arm. “Where they all goin’?”

Rick bent down to speak in her ear. “There a store we done passed already. Got cellphones and stuff, Moms.”

“Well get over there,” Willie said. “I’ll catch up. Get me one of them iPhones and a few chargers.”

***

Ken Fowler used his outside security cameras to watch the developments outside. At first the mob passed his store by. It looked like he and the “BLACK OWNED” stores might survive.

He shook his head, biting back the rage, as the rioters got inside the clothing store. His video feeds, with only the street lamps for lighting, didn’t pick out enough detail to see faces. It looked like a solid mass of black cancer out there.

Then they came back toward his store.

Fear and anger made him feel weak and energetic at the same time. He took a position behind one of his merchandise counters, pulled his Glock and waited to see what happened.

They went after his door. They beat on it with hard implements. Ken’s blood ran cold as he heard the plywood cracking over the din of cussing, yelling voices.

Ken had gone the extra mile securing the plywood, and they had a lot more trouble with it than they were expecting. Still, sliver by sliver, they hacked and ripped it away. Finally the plywood shielding was gone. An electric charge wrapped around Ken’s brain and vibrated in his teeth. If he hadn’t urinated earlier, he probably would have pissed his pants right then.

The glass panel of the door exploded inward when a salvo of bricks hit it. A dark body appeared in the opening, silhouetted by the glow of the street lights.

No lights were on inside the store. Ken leaned over the counter in the darkness, took aim, and fired.

The body fell backwards. Another figure appeared in the opening, stooping over the first. Ken dropped it with another shot. Over the ringing in his ears, Ken noticed the pitch and volume of the crowd noise change. Then, incredibly, another figure appeared in the opening, yelling something at him like, “Yo, man, hold up! Hold up, in there!”

Ken fired again, and that figure went down. There was a pause in the attack, and Ken couldn’t tell what was going on. He changed magazines and pushed jacketed hollow points into the first mag during the lull.

Some kind of activity blurred just outside the door but Ken had no clear shot at anything.

Something pounded on the steel back door, but he was fairly sure they couldn’t break that one down.

A hand appeared in the front doorway, holding a bottle with a rag stuffed in the neck. The rag was burning. A brick came flying in from the street, but instead of sailing inside and hurting Ken or anything in the store, it hit the bottle before the hand could chuck it inside. Liquid flame burst outward and a torch-like apparition tumbled out onto the street, screaming. Ken might have laughed if he wasn’t so scared.

Somebody else appeared in the door, fired two quick shots with a small caliber pistol, and dodged back out of sight before Ken could draw a bead on him. The shots were wild, coming nowhere near him, but they provoked him to action. If he didn’t do something, it was only a matter of time before somebody with a gun or another Molotov Cocktail got lucky.

Ken gritted his teeth, climbed over the counter and marched to the door. This close he could see more than he had from farther back. He brought the Glock up level, taking aim at one of the figures…

The guy with the small caliber pistol appeared again, sticking his gun inside the door for another wild shot. Ken grabbed his wrist and yanked hard. the skinny man smacked into the door frame and staggered to regain his balance and pull back. Ken shoved the Glock’s muzzle into the guy’s chest and fired. The man flew backwards and landed like a limp rag doll on the street. A chorus of shouts erupted in the immediate area.

Ears ringing and blood thumping in his temples, Ken stepped through the door. He pivoted left and fired into a big man up close. The man went down. He pivoted right and fired at a muscular kid running away, and missed.

The area cleared as looters saw him, saw the gun, realized what he was doing with it, and ran.

Ken surveyed the destruction all around him, wrought by these urban savages. The anger burned hotter than the fear at this point. He shot at a couple who didn’t run (or didn’t run fast enough) and that convinced the rest they should clear away from this particular area with a quickness.

“You better get your black ass away from my store,” he bellowed, “before I put a cap in it!”

***

Joe Tasper drove down the street and saw it clogged with people up ahead. The people he saw had bats, pipes, and other weapons. Joe floored the gas. Some of the rioters thought they could intimidate the driver of the Chevy truck into stopping. For some reason they didn’t believe the driver was willing to run them over.

When the pickup rammed one of them, who went down and underneath, causing the vehicle to bounce roughly as the tires ran over the body, reality sank in. Cussing and screaming, they cleared the street as the truck bore down on them.

The crowd parted before Joe like the Red Sea before Moses. He slid to a stop right in front of the sporting goods store and threw the door open. He stepped out slinging the Mossberg around his back and pumping a shell into the breach of the police riot gun. He gave the looters no time to debate if he was as merciless on foot as he was behind the wheel, by blowing the nearest man right off his feet.

Some whirled and ran. Others backed away, then turned and ran. Joe fired into their backs for good measure. The shot had a good spread at that range and a couple of them yelped and went tumbling.

Joe posted himself in front of the door, screaming obscenities at the looters in his raw, scratchy voice. Somewhere in his fever-fogged mind he knew the cops were going to come for him eventually. He would kill every single one of them he could. They wouldn’t take him alive. If he didn’t have his brother’s family to worry about, he would go find some cops right now.

***

The mob decided to move on, hoping to find some easier prey farther out. In just a few blocks they crossed paths with the white mob from Polk Street. A rumble ensued.

The organizers of the various black rioting and looting forces remained in touch via cellphones. Some of their followers wanted to unleash their surprise weapons on the gang of rednecks. Their leaders insisted they save the big stuff for the po-po.

***

When the police finally did move out to suppress the riots, they dealt with the rumble-in-progress first. It was a shock to see that one of their cars had been captured. It meant the rumors were probably true about one of their own getting killed already.

And that pissed them off. They brought up an MRAP with a water cannon, and put some tear gas into the convulsing mass of humanity as well, but were more than happy to deal out deadly force on an individual basis to the young men who wanted to continue fighting. They would justify it all in the paperwork later.

There was solidarity among the boys in blue. There would be no whistle-blowing on each other.

But the looters in the melee with the Polk Street gang were only one faction. Other mobs were wreaking havoc in other parts of the city. When the cops finally engaged them, they ran into automatic weapons and rocket launchers. If the rioters had known anything about tactics, they would have killed hundreds–not just dozens–of the thin blue line.

 

Ford vs. Ferrari – a Review

Once upon a time, Henry Ford II (“the Deuce”) decided he wanted to get into Grand Prix racing.  Back then there was some truth to the motto “win on Sunday/sell on Monday.” Ford had enjoyed success in NASCAR (truly “stock car” racing back in those days), but didn’t have a foothold in the sports car market, despite once building a sporty two-seater Thunderbird. The simple solution was to just buy Ferrari, which had been dominating the 24 Hours of Le Mans in the GT Class for some time.

Long story short: Enzo Ferrari led Henry II on for a while, then pulled out of the deal at the last minute. This chapped Ford’s hiney. The Deuce made the decision that Ford would enter its own GT cars in Le Mans, and beat the Europeans at their own game, on their own turf. Trouble was, Ford didn’t have a platform, and would have to build their GT cars almost from scratch. Ford would first use their existing 289 V8, but later upgrade to big block overkill.

What happened was truly astounding. Within a couple years from the Deuce’s command, Ford fielded a team of GT40s (incredible machines for their time, and still no slouchers 60 years later) that dethroned Ferrari for good, and dominated Le Mans for years–even once Ford pulled the plug on the GT program after making their point).

The real-life story is fascinating, with real-life drama and excitement. What a natural mine for a dramatic movie. The  true story is one of several personalities in multiple teams. The filmmakers chose to focus on just two men in one team–the most colorful and well-known (Carol Shelby) and the most tragic (Ken Miles). I like the Shelby America team best, partly because it was composed of hot-rodders instead of college-educated engineers.

Ken Miles himself was a great fit for a team like that. He was Old School. Professional race drivers today know less about cars than a cashier at Auto Zone, but Miles was a mechanic as well as a driver. An especially talented driver, I would add.

The acting and direction in the movie is top-notch. Plenty of creative license was taken, as you can imagine, but the pacing is adequate and the racing scenes are visually gratifying. In my personal director’s cut, there would be a little more racing and a little less personal drama…but then I’m a gearhead.

The film glosses over a lot of details in this real-life saga, like losing early skirmishes with Ferrari due to problems like an Italian-built transmission that couldn’t handle the torque of the American V8. Other details were tweaked or fabricated to increase the tension, to placate the women in the audience who got dragged to the theater by husbands or boyfriends, and to take typical Hollywood cheap shots at capitalists and American mass production. But if you’ve watched anything else made by Commiewood in the last 20 years, then you probably won’t even notice any of that, so subtle is it by comparison

I strongly recommend this movie. Once you see it, if you’d like to know the more complete story of this slice of motorsports history, read Go Like Hell by A.J. Baime.

What Happens When Cops Keep Their Oath of Office?

For the last few weeks. as mayors and governors leverage COVID-1984 in order to turn America into a 3rd-world dictatorship with themselves as the Politburo, it’s been encouraging to see some law enforcement personnel (usually county sheriffs, but some others as well) hesitate to violate the rights of citizens. It’s sad (and indicative  of how much damage our republic has sustained) that we are overwhelmed by gratitude for public servants who merely do the job we pay them to do; but it’s still tempting to call them heroes. We probably can’t even imagine the pressure some police are under to violate our civil liberties.

This historic phenomenon reminds me of a scene in False Flag:

His first order of business was to scrutinize his deputies. He fired all but seven of them, then sat the survivors down in the briefing room and gave them a longer speech than the one he delivered on the campaign stump.

“You men have heard the expression ‘there’s a new sheriff in town’?” Tommy asked, then just watched the deputies reactions as the thought sunk in.

“The reason you are the only ones here is because I let everyone else go. The first thing I want you to understand is that for every one of you still here, there’s ten unemployed wannabes waiting in line, who paid to put themselves through the police academy. It will be much easier for me to teach them good habits than to correct any bad ones you might have. If you’ve been learning the wrong way to conduct this job before I came along, then you’d better un-learn it before I find out.”

He opened the cardboard box on the desk, pulled out a handful of small booklets, and tossed one to each deputy.

“Each one of you took an oath to uphold the U.S. Constitution, and the laws of Oklahoma,” Tommy said. “The Academy does an okay job teaching you the most common Oklahoma statutes you can use to trick, bully, and charge citizens. It does a disgraceful job teaching you about the Bill of Rights. These little books are copies of the Constitution, with the Bill of Rights and the later amendments, plus the Declaration of Independence and some other stuff. When you report to work tomorrow morning I expect you to have read the Bill of Rights. If you have any questions about it, ask me. I’m giving you one week to read the entire Constitution. You swore to uphold it, so as long as I’m sheriff, you’re gonna know what’s in it.”

None of the deputies had worked with him before. Nobody grumbled—possibly only because they weren’t sure how crazy a boss he would turn out to be.

“Until then,” Tommy said, “here’s some items for you to remember: if you ask for or accept any kind of bribe, you’ll be fired. If you steal something, I’ll put you in this jail myself. There will be no more checkpoints. No more speed traps. No more arresting people, then figuring out what to charge them with after they’re brought in. No unwarranted searches; no warrants without probable cause—and probable cause does not include skin color, camouflage clothing or gun racks.”

Tommy studied faces again. Some of the deputies blushed. He took note of them.

“You will not take one of the unmarked cars from the motor pool without authorization directly from me. We are not going to use unmarked cars for speeding tickets. If our objective is truly to make drivers slow down, then we want them to see that we are out there on the road with them.

“I don’t want citations for seatbelt violations coming across my desk. Citizens are not our property. If they aren’t endangering someone else, leave them alone. There’s more than enough yahoos on the road out there driving drunk, tailgating, changing lanes without signaling, cutting people off, running stop signs, and all kinds of other idiotic stunts, for you to concentrate on. Citizens don’t pay our bills to be harassed, or for you to make up excuses to cite them. You aren’t revenue men anymore, so make that mental adjustment right now. From now on you are public servants, and your job is to protect and serve.”

Kevin raised his hand tentatively.

“Save your questions until I’m done,” Tommy said, and Kevin lowered his hand.

“If you find yourself in a situation that requires backup, then call for it. And if you need to use force–up to and including deadly force–then don’t hesitate. If you’re doing your job right, I’ll have your back. But understand this: that badge doesn’t give you the right to violate anyone’s rights. If you hurt or kill somebody without good reason, then I will be your enemy. And if a suspect is truly resisting arrest, and the situation justifies a call for backup, your job is not to converge on the scene to get your sick jollies beating and tazing the suspect. You get them restrained and back here for booking as quickly, efficiently, and painlessly as possible. Is that understood?”

A chorus of sober “yes sirs” sounded in reply. This was not a happy crew.

“I’ll take questions, now,” Tommy said.

“Is it just us, now?” Kevin asked. “Are you going to replace the deputies you fired?”

“We’re gonna work it like this for now,” Tommy said. “I’ll see how it goes. I might bring in a couple rookies if it turns out we truly are short-handed. But the workload will be going down now that we’re out of the harassment business. This will probably be enough manpower, right here, to do the job we’re getting paid to do.”

Sheriff Flores had bloated the office with a small army of deputies, and ballooned the budget every fiscal year. Paying for all that excess made it necessary to generate revenue by “proactive” policing that made the locals despise and distrust law enforcement.

“Question,” Jeff said. “If we’re only concerned with people who violate the rights of others, how do we deal with drunk drivers?”

“Drunk drivers put other people’s lives at risk,” Tommy replied. “That’s a violation of somebody’s most basic civil liberties: the right to life – weaving all over the road and other drunk behavior will kill somebody; the right to liberty – a wheelchair is a definite infringement on their freedom; and property – the other vehicle or whatever else the drunk is going to crash into.

“Men, I spent some time in the Middle East. That region has the absolute worst drivers in the world. I wouldn’t trust them at 20 miles an hour on an empty four-lane road. But they drive at 110 on two-lane, half-paved roads, with crossing livestock and blind corners. And yet they have only a fraction of the accidents as we have in the States, driver-for-driver. Why? Because they don’t drive drunk. Period. They just don’t do it.”

Another deputy—Walker was his name—raised a hand. “You just told us to use deadly force without hesitation if we need to. Then you said you’ll be our enemy if we hurt or kill somebody. That seems like a contradiction.”

“Two problems, Walker,” Tommy said. “First off, you didn’t listen carefully to my instructions. Poor attention to detail. Secondly, it seems to me that you question your own ability to judge when force is necessary and when it’s not. That’s a fatal flaw in any peace officer.”

“I think his concern,” Harris said, “is the same as mine and everyone else’s: I mean, it’s our first day with you in charge and it’s like you’re taking the side of the civilians over us already.”

Tommy shook his head and ground his teeth for a moment. “Let me make something real clear to all of you right now: you are civilians. You are not soldiers; you are not in an army; and we are not at war with the taxpayers.” He pointed at the booklet Harris absently played with in one hand. “I don’t just expect you to read that, men. I expect you to know it; accept it; and conduct yourselves as if you believe it, for as long as you work for me.”

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Within the first four months, three more deputies were gone. Harris tampered with his car camera; Walker coerced sexual favors from a prostitute in Norman. The third quit.

Tommy deputized some academy graduates to replace them. One of them was Janet Bailey, who covered for the dispatcher during her shift, and also updated the website. The image of the county sheriff’s office turned around, between her efforts at communication and the reformed conduct of the deputies.

Looking back on that first year, Tommy was surprised more deputies hadn’t quit. What surprised him even more was that, after a few months, the Feds seemed to lose interest in the bogus murder rap. He was questioned a few times; Gunther and Jenny were questioned; then the Feds backed off. Maybe, by some miracle, an honest person was calling the shots despite the Attorney General. And the fact that Tommy had been too busy with his new duties to keep sniffing around at the Justice Department probably helped.

With all the changes Amazon has made to the review process, I had resigned myself to probably never getting another review–at least never getting a positive one. But on my way to getting a link for False Flag, I noticed a new one had just been posted on the 11th:

I’ve read a number of novels of this genre, and this one stands out in so many ways. Author Brown does not mince words and refuses to be daunted by the title ‘Conspiracy Theorist’ as he explores via his characters how easily one could execute a false flag and make it seem believable. If for some reason it is successfully thwarted, he then shows the ease with which the truth can be distorted, by subtle additions or omissions, to a believable lie, to become true fake news. And because it comes from an authority like the US Government, most will believe it to be the truth without any attempt to vet it. Likewise, he lays out how only a core group of the population, key personalities and authority figures, have to support it for it to become ‘fact’ .

I also appreciated how Brown brought in many minority groups, this time even Native Americans, to discuss what they face in a society that has become more and more polarized for no good reason. Depending on the situation, we can all become ‘minorities’; and drawing such a ridiculous line of separation as appearance or sex is completely nonsensical. As the old adage goes, “You can’t judge a book by its cover.”

This story is an eye opener for anyone who has ever wondered why, or how, we’ve gotten to this place in time.